Mario's guide to defeating Bowser is Supermarioglitchy4's 5th Blooper. As the title says, in this blooper Mario explains how to defeat Bowser with style. Which is very weird. Swag.
Tips and Rules
- Rule #1: Know Bowser's weakness (For example: Bowser hates Justin Bieber)
- Rule #2: Try to make a relationship between you and Bowser (Tip: Loners can do this rule)
- Rule #3: Never touch Bowser's tail it's poisonous (No seriously! It's all scaley and oily and deadly!)
- Rule #4: Try to distract Bowser (Can someone get me a doggy bag?)
- Rule #5: Always have a disguise! (Tip: Not one of those gay mustache disguise like I have)
- Rule #6: Bowser is a hacker!!! (He always hacks and cheats, and that's what I do!!!!)
- Rule #7: Bribe! (Just give him some coins and he'll drop dead)
- Rule #8: Always dance before you die (Even when your about to die just dance!)
- Rule #9: Try to make Bowser drunk (Try to give him beer so he will be unfocus)
- Rule #10: Rage Quit (Now if you just too lazy then just do what I am about to do)
Characters
- Peach (Mentioned)
Trivia
- In this blooper Bowser hates Justin Bieber music, but in future bloopers he loves Justin Bieber
- Bowser's tail is poisonous in this blooper.
- This is the first time when Mario talks to the viewer.
- In this episode, Bowser hacked himself to change himself big, but in future bloopers, he doesn't hack himself again at all.