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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mario Quits by SMG4.
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| [Mario enters the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Toad what kind of blooper are we doing today? |
| Toad | Well we are doing a really complex blooper |
| Mario | I'm not sure if its even a blooper |
| Mario | I can do any bloopers no matter how complex or gay it is!!! |
| Toad | You could say that... until you have seen the script |
| Mario | What? Let me see the script |
| Mario | ...Wait I can't read |
| [Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "bluepers" below it] | |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in the battlefield] | |
| Mario | How come this battlefield war never ends |
| [A Bob-omb notices Mario and starts chasing him] | |
| Mario | Are you gay? Stop following me |
| [The Bob-omb explodes] | |
| Mario | Thats right |
| [Mario passes by the Chain Chomp] | |
| Lakitu | Mario! You were suppose to kiss the Chain Chomp at this part |
| Mario | What was that in the script? |
| Mario | What kind of sick man would kiss this black thing! |
| Lakitu | Do it or your fired |
| [Mario kisses the Chain Chomp and takes damage] | |
| Mario | Yuck!!!! I think I got AIDS now! |
| [Scene cuts to a naked Mario in the castle main room] | |
| Mario | Hi Toad |
| Lakitu | MARIO!!!!! |
| Mario | What? |
| Lakitu | What happened to your clothes!? |
| Mario | I'm use to being like this |
| Lakitu | This is a kid show! |
| Toad | He's right Mario, you can see that big thing fly everywhere |
| Mario | Quiet you! |
| Mario | Stupid kids can't you be more adult! |
| [Scene cuts to Mario above a Bully in the volcano] | |
| Mario | Hehe stupid black thing with yellow horns |
| [Mario goes forward and narrowly avoids getting crushed by the wall] | |
| Mario | Wow that was close! |
| Lakitu | Mario! You were suppose to get squashed |
| Mario | I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the script |
| Lakitu | I know I just like seeing you get hurt |
| [Mario unknowingly moves into the crush zone] | |
| Mario | What am I a entertainer? |
| [The wall descends, scene cuts to Mario with a broken back in the main room] | |
| Toad | What happened to you? |
| Mario | Don't want to talk about it |
| (More hurting mess ups later) | |
| [Scene cuts to Mario exiting the castle] | |
| Mario | OK THATS IT I QUIT!!!! |
| Lakitu | What? |
| Mario | Thats right you heard me I'm quitting this lame job! |
| Mario | All of you just treat me like a fat stupid Italian man |
| Mario | And you pay me with leaves |
| Lakitu | Its still green |
| Mario | I wish you luck getting another person! |
| Mario | See you in hell! |
| Lakitu | Mario!!! Wait- |
| [Mario drives away from the castle, Lakitu flies in front of him] | |
| Lakitu | Mario please we love you! |
| Mario | Yeah when my legs break |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu back at the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Great now we don't have a person to humiliate |
| Lakitu | I don't need Mario! |
| Lakitu | But where are we going to get another person |
| Lakitu | Hmm we could interview some lowlifes |
| Lakitu | Yes! Then I'll show Mario I don't need him! |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in his house] | |
| Mario | Sigh... |
| Mario | Is this what Toads do all day |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu interviewing people outside the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Hello what's your name? |
| Lakitu | And tell me about yourself |
| Luigi | What do you mean? I'm Luigi! |
| Luigi | You know... |
| Luigi | People think I'm gay... |
| Lakitu | Ohhhhh yeah now I remember |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | Hi tell me about yourself |
| Yoshi | Well let's just say that I'm a guy dressed up in this Yoshi costume |
| Yoshi | Yeah and my leg has a mind of its own |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | Ok now tell me something interesting!!! |
| Goomba | Isn't this the place where you commit suicide...? |
| Goomba | Well I like you gay camera |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | Uhh the charachter is a male not a female |
| Daisy | Well thats sexist |
| Daisy | Thanks a lot Lakitu now I'm going to go kill myself |
| [Daisy jumps into the moat, scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | Uhhh.... |
| Mario | Wait a minute what the hell am I doing here? I'm suppose to be depressed |
| Mario | I still hate you |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | I'm sorry but objects just can't be charachters |
| Pipe | I see... Well you suck |
| Pipe | At least I help people warp |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | Are you ok sir? |
| Darth Vader | (heavy breathing) Join the dark side we have cookies |
| [Scene cuts to another interview] | |
| Lakitu | What the... |
| Lakitu #2 | What? |
| Lakitu #2 | Don't you want to be the star? |
| Lakitu #2 | Oh I hate myself |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu in front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Ok I have picked the contestants that I liked |
| Lakitu | But there is only 2 since all the other people where weird |
| [Scene cuts to a pipe] | |
| Lakitu | Contestant #1 |
| [Luigi exits the pipe] | |
| LUIGI | |
| Lakitu | Contestant #2 |
| [Yoshi exits the pipe] | |
| The dinosaur with the twichted leg | |
| [Scene cuts back to the front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | So Yoshi and Luigi there can be only one winner |
| Lakitu | And that winner is going to have great humil- err I mean fortune |
| Lakitu | So I am going to do tests |
| Lakitu | Blah blah blah stuff things nerd stuff |
| Lakitu | And that what I am going to do |
| Lakitu | Ok?! |
| [Luigi and Yoshi are shown sleeping, then both wake up] | |
| Yoshi | zzzz..... YES SIR? |
| Luigi | Wait what did you say? |
| Lakitu | ...Were just going to do tests |
| Lakitu | Yoshi your legs give me the creeps |
| Yoshi | It does that |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | There's nothing to do might as well save Peach |
| [Scene cuts to Mario entering his house] | |
| Mario | Oh screw it I'm too depressed to save the world |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu and Luigi outside the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Ok Luigi I want you to get a Chuckya and bring it to me |
| Luigi | Uhh ok |
| [Luigi walks offscreen] | |
| (An hour later) | |
| Lakitu | What's taking Luigi so long? |
| [Luigi is seen in the background being attacked by Chuckyas] | |
| Luigi | HELP LAKITU! |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu in front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Has anybody seen Yoshi? |
| [Scene cuts to Yoshi drowning in the lake] | |
| Lakitu | Uhh do you think he's dead |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu in front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Ok since you two are failing so much we'll skip the tests |
| Lakitu | And I have decided the winner |
| Lakitu | Yoshi your leg kicked me so Luigi is the new star |
| Luigi | YES! |
| Yoshi | WHAT!? |
| Yoshi | It's all Mario's fault he had to run over my leg!!! |
| Luigi | Your just jealous |
| Yoshi | Ok that's it my leg will karate you! |
| [Yoshi attacks Luigi] | |
| Lakitu | I give up |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu in the castle staring at a painting] | |
| Lakitu | Nobody can be fat and Italian and is an idiot |
| Toad | Hey Lakitu where is Yoshi and Luigi |
| Lakitu | Oh they are killing each other |
| [Scene cuts to Yoshi and Luigi fighting above the castle] | |
| Yoshi | Now who's the skinny guy? |
| Luigi | There's red liquid stuff on my face... |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in his house] | |
| Mario | I've been sitting in this chair for the whole blooper!!! |
| Mario | I'm getting my job back!!! |
| [Mario exits his house] | |
| Mario | Hey Luigi you got tomatoe sauce on your face |
| Luigi | I don't think that's tomatoe sauce |
| [Scene cuts to Lakitu in front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Hey is that who I think it is? |
| Mario | Is that the nerd? |
| Lakitu | It is him! |
| Mario | I miss his nerd looks |
| [Mario and Lakitu run toward each other, but Mario falls asleep midway] | |
| Mario | Huh?.... Oh sorry |
| [Mario begins running again but goes past Lakitu] | |
| Mario | Whoops missed |
| Lakitu | Thanks for ruining the moment! |
| Mario | Just give me a hug! |
| [Mario tries to hug Lakitu but accidentally grabs Peach] | |
| Mario | Oops wrong person |
| [Mario finally grabs Lakitu] | |
| Lakitu | Finally! |
| Mario | Sooooo Lakitu are we still making another blooper today? |
| Lakitu | Yep it's about you dieing and other stuff like that |
| Mario | If we are doing things like that then see you in hell! |
| [Mario throws Lakitu] | |
| Mario | Well now I'm hungry |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in front of the castle as "THANKS FOR WATCHING" appears] | |
| Mario | Has anyone seen the drugs I hid here? |
| Mario | Maybe its down here |
| [Mario goes offscreen, Lakitu runs onscreen acting crazily] | |
| Lakitu | HAHA DRUGZS |
| [Lakitu runs away, Mario goes back onscreen] | |
| Mario | Did you here something? |
| End of Transcript | |