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(The blooper begins outside Peach's Castle as Mario emerges from a pipe)
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| Mario
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Time to save the princess!
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| Mario
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...Screw Peach I'm saving Daisy *goes back in the pipe*
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(The screen cuts to the title card)
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| Screen Text
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Super Mario 64 Bloopers
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(The screen cuts back to the castle exterior, this time focusing on X)
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| X
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Ahh what a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom
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| X
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See how cheerful this scenery is?
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(The screen shifts to show a dead Pikachu, a hobo holding a "The End is Near" sign, and the old man crashing his flying bathtub into the ground)
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| Old Man Hobo
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My leg!
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| X
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Well mostly...
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| Toad
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*running while on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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| X
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Well let's go exploring!
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| Hobo
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raen si dne ehT
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| X
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Yeah yeah I don't want your Japanese crap *runs off to the side of the castle*
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| X
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(offscreen) .....WOW!!!!!!
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(The screen cuts to the main room of the castle)
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| Mario
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(offscreen) Oh no! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Luigi
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What now?
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| Refrigerator
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*running away* Try and catch me fatass!
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| Mario
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The fridge is running away again!
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| Mario
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Only one way to stop it! *pulls out sniper rifle and shoots*
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| Mario
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That's right! And stay as a fridge!
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| Mario
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Ok lets see what we got here *looks through the fridge*
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| Mario
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(La la la hmm hmm hmm- Eek!)
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| Mario
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!!!!!!!!WE DON'T HAVE SPHAGETTI!!!!!!!!!!
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| Luigi
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So? Can't you eat anything else?
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| Mario
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NOOOOO! *zooms in dramatically*
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| Luigi
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.......How about normal food that isn't related to Italy
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| Mario
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*zooms out* Hmm I never thought about that.....
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| Mario
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But what if I lose weight!?!??!?! *zooms in dramatically again*
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| Luigi
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Oh for christ sake I'll go buy some more sphagetti *leaves the castle*
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| SMG4
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Hey Mario do you know where X is?
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| Mario
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Probabley hugging a zombie I DON'T KNOW!?
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| SMG4
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Hey Toad do you know where X is?
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| Toad
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I KILLED HIM!!!!!! *zooms in dramatically*
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| X
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*enters the castle* Hi guys I'm back!
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| Toad
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F***
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| Mario
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X! Do you have food?
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| X
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Well I did find THIS!!!!!! *holds up poop*
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| Mario
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OMG its beautiful!!!!
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| SMG4
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You found poop?
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| X
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What? Oh wrong one
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| X
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Here it is! *holds up photo-negative mushroom*
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| Mario
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Oohhh! Give me!!! *runs toward X*
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| X
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Wait stop!
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(Mario freezes in place mid-stride)
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| X
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We don't even know what this mushroom will do
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| SMG4
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That's true remember the last time you ate a mysterious mushroom
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(A flashback begins outside the castle)
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| Mario
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(as a banana) Woohoo! I turned into a banana!
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(Donkey Kong appears next to Mario)
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| Mario
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Hey Donkey Kong
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(Donkey Kong goes over to the banana Mario and tries to eat him)
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| Mario
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AHHHHH! Gay ape! Don't kiss me!
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(The flashback ends)
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| Mario
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>:( He ate my hat
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| X
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We need to know what this does
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| Mushroom
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(quietly) Please kill me
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| X
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Or someone can eat it
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(Gourmet Guy appears in the middle of the room as if summoned)
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| Gourmet Guy
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I'll eat it! They call me Gourmet Guy
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| SMG4
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OMG! A Shyguy version of Mario!
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| Mario
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You look like me! Except I'm kind of heavier
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| X
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Uhh ok then... if your not scared
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| X
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Here take a part of it
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| Gourmet Guy
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*lifts the mushroom to his mouth* Hehe come to papa
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(Gourmet Guy eats part of the mushroom, then turns photo-negative and falls to the ground beeping)
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| Mario
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So that's a good thing!
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