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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mini Italians.
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| (The blooper begins outside Peach's Castle as Mario emerges from a pipe) | |
| Mario | Time to save the princess! |
| Mario | ...Screw Peach I'm saving Daisy *goes back in the pipe* |
| (The screen cuts to the title card) | |
| Screen Text | Super Mario 64 Bloopers |
| (The screen cuts back to the castle exterior, this time focusing on X) | |
| X | Ahh what a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom |
| X | See how cheerful this scenery is? |
| (The screen shifts to show a dead Pikachu, a hobo holding a "The End is Near" sign, and the old man crashing his flying bathtub into the ground) | |
| Old Man Hobo | My leg! |
| X | Well mostly... |
| Toad | *running while on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
| X | Well let's go exploring! |
| Hobo | raen si dne ehT |
| X | Yeah yeah I don't want your japanese crap *runs off to the side of the castle* |
| X | (offscreen) .....WOW!!!!!! |
| (The screen cuts to the main room of the castle) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) Oh no! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Luigi | What now? |
| Refrigerator | *running away* Try and catch me fatass! |
| Mario | The fridge is running away again! |
| Mario | Only one way to stop it! *pulls out sniper rifle and shoots* |
| Mario | That's right! And stay as a fridge! |
| Mario | Ok lets see what we got here *looks through the fridge* |
| Mario | (La la la hmm hmm hmm- Eek!) |
| Mario | !!!!!!!!WE DON'T HAVE SPHAGETTI!!!!!!!!!! |
| Luigi | So? Can't you eat anything else? |
| Mario | NOOOOO! *zooms in dramatically* |
| Luigi | .......How about normal food that isn't related to italy |
| Mario | *zooms out* Hmm I never thought about that..... |
| Mario | But what if I lose weight!?!??!?! *zooms in dramatically again* |
| Luigi | Oh for christ sake I'll go buy some more sphagetti *leaves the castle* |
| SMG4 | Hey Mario do you know where X is? |
| Mario | Probabley hugging a zombie I DON'T KNOW!? |
| SMG4 | Hey Toad do you know where X is? |
| Toad | I KILLED HIM!!!!!! *zooms in dramatically* |
| X | *enters the castle* Hi guys I'm back! |
| Toad | F*** |
| Mario | X! Do you have food? |
| X | Well I did find THIS!!!!!! *holds up poop* |
| Mario | OMG its beautiful!!!! |
| SMG4 | You found poop? |
| X | What? Oh wrong one |
| X | Here it is! *holds up photo-negative mushroom* |
| Mario | Oohhh! Give me!!! *runs toward X* |
| X | Wait stop! |
| (Mario freezes in place mid-stride) | |
| X | We don't even know what this mushroom will do |
| SMG4 | That's true remember the last time you ate a mysterious mushroom |
| (A flashback begins outside the castle) | |
| Mario | (as a banana) Woohoo! I turned into a banana! |
| (Donkey Kong appears next to Mario) | |
| Mario | Hey Donkey Kong |
| (Donkey Kong goes over to the banana Mario and tries to eat him) | |
| Mario | AHHHHH! Gay ape! Don't kiss me! |
| (The flashback ends) | |
| Mario | >:( He ate my hat |
| X | We need to know what this does |
| Mushroom | (quietly) Please kill me |
| X | Or someone can eat it |
| (Gourmet Guy appears in the middle of the room as if summoned) | |
| Gourmet Guy | I'll eat it! They call me Gourmet Guy |
| SMG4 | OMG! A Shyguy version of Mario! |
| Mario | You look like me! Except I'm kind of heavier |
| X | Uhh ok then... if your not scared |
| X | Here take a part of it |
| Gourmet Guy | *lifts the mushroom to his mouth* Hehe come to papa |
| (Gourmet Guy eats part of the mushroom, then turns photo-negative and falls to the ground beeping) | |
| Mario | So that's a good thing! |
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