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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Operation G.A.Y.
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| (The blooper begins outside Peach's Castle) | |
| Narrator | (offscreen) Well it was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom! |
| (Mario appears onscreen swimming in midair) | |
| Narrator | Well almost beautiful.... |
| Mario | Hi guys! |
| Mario | You have that WTH? look on your faces again |
| (The screen cuts to the main room of the castle) | |
| SMG4 | And that's how YouTube had a baby! |
| SMG4 | True story |
| X | I don't think two websites can have a baby |
| MCG | *walking in the background* Yeah they can |
| SMG4 | Haha see! |
| X | Shut up! |
| MCG | *walking backwards* No you shut up |
| SMG4 | Anyway... |
| SMG4 | Toad! How's my cute little fat mushy...mushroom doing? |
| Toad | *smoking weed* Have you ever tried smoking weed before? |
| (SMG4 and X appear discolored and distorted, as Toad sees them) | |
| X | Doesn't that cause brain damage? |
| Toad | No just death |
| (A figure that looks like Luigi enters into the main room ominously) | |
| SMG4 | (offscreen) Hey have you ever noticed that everyone looks like Mario we just have different clothing |
| X | (offscreen) Well duh |
| SMG4 | *turns around* Huh? What was that? |
| Gay Luigi | La la la acting like a Gay Luigi! |
| Gay Luigi | *making weird face* Hi SMG4 |
| SMG4 | Hey gay dude! What a nice man *turns back around* |
| Gay Luigi | He he sucker *enters the basement* |
| X | Hey that's weird |
| SMG4 | What? |
| X | (offscreen) Luigi dropped his card |
| X | It says president of the gay lesbian club... |
| X | Uhh yep this is Luigi's all right |
| SMG4 | Cmon! Let's return it! |
| X | Yeah! Let's return Luigi's.... uhh... card |
| X | He went this way! *enters the basement* |
| (The screen shifts to show a Paper Mario chapter background with SMG4 and X standing against a shadowy figure) | |
| Screen Text | Blooper 57
Operation G.A.Y |
| SMG4 | Let me at him! |
| (The screen cuts to the basement stairs as "Luigi" descends) | |
| Gay Luigi | *whistles gay tune* |
| X | Which way did he go? |
| SMG4 | Hey Boo have you seen this gay dude about skinny and wearing female underwear |
| Big Boo | I like turtles |
| SMG4 | Really me to! |
| X | Screw that way its got a ghost that likes turtles *descends into the basement* |
| SMG4 | D: But but... the turtles *follows X* |
| (The Big Boo holds up a turtle before the screen cuts to the basement) | |
| X | Dammit! We lost Luigi! |
| X | And I don't think I can smell his perfume |
| SMG4 | Maybe there's a secret panel on the wall all castles have it! |
| X | That's just a myth how do you know which brick to push |
| (A brick on the wall has an arrow pointing to it that says "Do not press this brick") | |
| SMG4 | Its easy you just pick a suspicious brick! |
| SMG4 | Like... this one! *presses a completely different brick* |
| (A rumbling noise is heard) | |
| SMG4 | See! |
| (One of the walls begins to rise) | |
| X | Yes! We did it! |
| (The secret room is revealed to contain Toad on a toilet) | |
| Toad | Hey! A little privacy thank you! |
| X | (Doh! ****!) |
| SMG4 | Then... it must be behind here! (presses the marked brick) |
| (The rumbling noise is heard again) | |
| SMG4 | That's better |
| (Another wall rises, this time revealing a naked Mario behind it) | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| Mario | Can't you guys read Chinese! D:< |
| X | Mario!? Where the hell is Luigi? |
| Mario | He went in that hole over there |
| (The screen shows an unconcealed passageway with a sign that reads "Secret Lair (Wipe Shoes)") | |
| SMG4 | Bingo! Secret lair is secret! *enters the hole* |
| X | This is dumb why is Luigi even president of these kind of clubs *follows SMG4* |
| Mario | *now fully clothed* Wait guys! Don't you want to join my club!? |
| Mario | The club of the cool fats! |
| (The screen cuts to the dark passageway) | |
| SMG4 | Shh... There could be banana's following us.... |
| X | *while being followed by a banana* Oh I'm sure there's nothing following us |
| SMG4 | OMG! |
| X | (offscreen) What!? |
| (The screen shifts to show Toad in the darkness) | |
| SMG4 | (offscreen) Oh wait its just an ugly monster |
| Toad | I'm not a monster! |
| (SMG4 and X approach a lit corridor with a metal door at the end) | |
| SMG4 | Hey a door! |
| X | I think I can hear someone talking inside |
| SMG4 | I hope its Santa... so I can bash him for not giving me my present! |
| (SMG4 and X quietly open the door and look into the room beyond) | |
| Gay Luigi | (offscreen) Yes yes! BWHAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!!!! (deep laughter) |
| SMG4 | OMG its Luigi |
| Gay Luigi | *standing in front of a computer* YES! MY EVIL PLANZ!!!!!! |
| Gay Luigi | MY EVIL PLANSZ IS: |
| (The screen shows a Notepad document with only "EVIL PLANS:" written down) | |
| Gay Luigi | TO THINK OF AN EVIL PLAN MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! |
| SMG4 | OMG that's evil |
| (The computer makes a Skype call sound, while SMG4 takes out a burger) | |
| Gay Luigi | OMG! The boss wants to talk to me :D |
| ??? | *in computerized voice* Hello Agent 1337 |
| Gay Luigi | Hi boss! :D I cleaned the toilet like you told me to! |
| ??? | Since I cannot show my real identity I will show a picture of my mom |
| (A picture of a person with bad makeup appears on the computer screen) | |
| Gay Luigi | Uhh... Nice mom |
| ??? | Now how has Operation G.A.Y been going? |
| Gay Luigi | Good sir! Everything is going the way that chocalet fairy told me! |
| X | Operation G.A.Y? |
| SMG4 | Sounds gay |
| ??? | Good good HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! |
| Gay Luigi | (maniacal laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! |
| ??? | Shut up I do all the laughing |
| Gay Luigi | Yes sir I'll get back to cryi- work |
| (SMG4 and X retreat to the lit corridor) | |
| X | That can't be Luigi! He wouldn't work for a guy with an ugly mom! |
| SMG4 | I don't know after what you did yesterday |
| X | What!? That was you |
| (A flashback begins, showing Luigi in the castle's main room) | |
| Luigi | And so I said to Hitler- *ducks to avoid a flying toilet* WOW! |
| Luigi | Ok who threw that toilet? |
| (SMG4, X, and Mario all stand in Luigi's view) | |
| SMG4 | He did it |
| Mario | He did it |
| X | *looks at both* What!? You guys suck |
| (The flashback ends) | |
| SMG4 | I'm ashamed you shouldn't throw toilets |
| X | >:( Forget it we need to find the real Luigi! |
| SMG4 | LUIGI!!!!!!! WE GOT YOUR CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| X | Shhh!!!!! |
| ??? | Who said that!? |
| SMG4 | *as the door* Its just the door its talking, don't listen to it |
| X | The talking door? You idiot! |
| ??? | Talking door? Ooh! A magic door! Can you grant me 3 wishes? |
| SMG4 | *as the door* Uhh sure just tell me what you want |
| ??? | I wish I had a pony! :D |
| X | Do something! |
| SMG4 | Uhhh.... |
| SMG4 | *as the door* Uhh here's a pony *pushes Toad into the room* |
| Toad | Hi how you doin? |
| ??? | THAT'S NOT A PONY! GUARDS KILL THIS DOOR! |
| (An alarm begins sounding) | |
| Toad | D: I wanted to be Chinese organs |
| X | He found out! Lets find Luigi and get out of here! |
| (The real Luigi is shown wearing a dress and locked in a cage) | |
| Luigi | Hi X! |
| (X grabs Luigi and runs off with him in tow) | |
| SMG4 | *running* I heard of armys but not these kinds! |
| (A group of Luigis follows SMG4) | |
| Old Man Hobo | *blocks the exit with his bathtub* Stop identification! |
| X | Here! This is SMG4's ID |
| SMG4's ID | SuperMarioGlitchy4
Chinese Abortioner |
| Old Man Hobo | Close enough go on through |
| SMG4 | *facing down the Luigi army* Back! I say or this sausage will kill you! |
| SMG4 | Did you find the exit yet!? |
| X | Yeah! Cmon! *exits into the basement* |
| X | We made it! |
| X | Now where's that imposter Luigi? |
| Luigi | *enters the basement* Oh X you save me :D the princess! You deserve a kiss! |
| X | *backs away* Wow! No kiss especially by you |
| X | We still need to find the imposter! *leaves the basement* |
| SMG4 | Help! Attack of the gays! *follows X* |
| (The army of Luigis crowds around the basement door) | |
| Lakitu | (offscreen) O_o |
| (The screen cuts to the main room, where the fake Luigi is talking with Mario and Toad) | |
| Gay Luigi | ROFL! Man Mario your funny! |
| Mario | Waffle? |
| (SMG4, Luigi, and X enter the room) | |
| SMG4 | Stop! Imposter! |
| Luigi | You get it since I'm the real Luigi and he's fake |
| Luigi | Hahahahahaa |
| X | Shut up your not funny |
| Mario | Two Luigis? I guess that magic talking door was right! |
| Gay Luigi | 私は本当の儿イ一ジです! Err I mean I'm the real Luigi! |
| Luigi | I'm the real Luigi! See I even have my ID! |
| Luigi's ID | Luigi
Homosexual |
| Mario | Hey! I have an ID too! |
| Mario's ID | Mario
Sexual Harraser |
| Luigi | I'm the real Luigi! |
| Gay Luigi | No I'm the real Luigi! |
| Toad | Sausage anyone? |
| Both Luigis | No! |
| Mario | *pulls out a gun* OK! STOP! Or everyone get's hurt! |
| Gay Luigi | Wow! Careful with that thing! |
| Luigi | Yeah! You don't have any ammo loaded |
| Mario | Ok! I'm going to ask some questions that the real Luigi would know! |
| Gay Luigi | I can do that! |
| Mario | Ok now if you see a man what would you do? |
| Luigi | Ooh that's easy! |
| (Mario shoots Luigi's head off) | |
| Luigi | I didn't even say the answer yet! |
| Mario | Wrong! He would take a picture of him! |
| Gay Luigi | You idiots! You'll never catch me! *runs outside* |
| (A car horn and a crashing sound are heard outside the castle) | |
| FM54321 | (offscreen) Oh no! I killed Luigi! |
| FM54321 | *enters the castle* Guys I accidentalley ran over Luigi! |
| FM54321 | And he turned into a toilet !!!!! *sets down a toilet with Luigi's hat on it* |
| FM54321 | Why! Jesus! |
| Gay Luigi | My hat fell on that toilet! And I'm just a clone! |
| Gay Luigi | The person you want to kill is the boss! |
| ??? | *still in computerized voice* Mmm I love mushrooms |
| SMG4 | Who said that? |
| ??? | I'm no one just the door |
| Luigi | Hello door |
| Mario | Hmmmmm |
| (Mario looks over by one of the doors and sees a familiar-looking person) | |
| ??? | Don't go near the crouching guy... cause he's gay |
| Mario | >:( HEY! |
| Bot | *in computerized voice* Oh hi so you like waffles? |
| Mario | >:( Come with me! *grabs Bot and drags him to the center of the room* |
| Bot | *in normal voice* Ow! Hey! Watch it! ..Gulp hi everyone... |
| X | Are you the guy on the screen with the ugly mom! |
| X | And your the boss of so-called Operation G.A.Y |
| Bot | Okay! I admit it! |
| Bot | My name is ゲイトロール |
| Mario | (offscreen) What? |
| Bot | Or Bot you could call me |
| Bot | I was on an evil plan to MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD GAY! Calling it Operation G.A.Y |
| Bot | Having an army of cloned Luigi to make everyone gay |
| Bot | And my mom is sexy |
| Mario | *sniff* I like your moustache |
| Bot | *holding a Pokeball* Come back Gay Luigi |
| Gay Luigi | I hate being a Pokegay *vanishes* |
| SMG4 | Stop trying to make the whole world gay |
| Bot | >:) No GUARDS! Come here! |
| X | Uh-oh |
| (Bot's army of Luigis enters the room and surrounds Mario, SMG4, and X) | |
| Bot | >:D And I'll take the princess! |
| (Bot grabs Luigi and drags him up to the balcony) | |
| Luigi | Help me guysz! |
| SMG4 | Princess! Or Luigi! We need to save her! Err him! |
| SMG4 | But we're sourrounded by gays! |
| Mario | *gulp* What to do.... |
| Mario | *offers a bag of chips to the Luigis* Dorito? |
| X | BOT! STOP THIS!!! |
| Bot | *holding a giant knife* Never cause say goodbye to your princess! |
| Luigi | No! I didn't use my credit card yet! |
| Bot | Say goodbye! *raises the knife* |
| Mario | Goodbye! |
| X | NOOOOOO! |
| (Bot plunges the knife down... into a jar of peanut butter) | |
| Bot | What? I want some peanut butter! |
| Bot | *raises the knife again* Ok now to get this overwith!!!! |
| (The knife falls with a slicing sound) | |
| SMG4 | NOOOOOO! He beheaded Luigi! |
| Bot | *standing next to a freshly sliced steak* What are you talking about I'm still hungry! |
| Bot | Ok now to kill the princess! |
| (Bot's head is shot off) | |
| Bot | Darn I loved that face |
| MCG | *holding a Tommy gun* I smell penuts butterzorz! Can I has? |
| X | Hey! MCG! Thanks for the help! |
| MCG | *holding the peanut butter* I was helping? |
| FM54321 | Hey isn't MCG allergic to peanut butter? |
| SMG4 | No he likes it |
| MCG | (offscreen) AHHH! My face! |
| SMG4 | See he's enjoying it |
| Luigi | Thank you all for rescuing me! |
| Luigi | .......So what do you guys want to do now...? |
| Mario | Lets's all get some sphagetti! |
| SMG4, FM54321, MCG | Yeah sure |
| X | Whatever |
| Luigi | And all the gays died the end |
| (All of the protagonists leave the main room, but a headless Bot remains) | |
| Bot | Guys.... Can I have some sphagetti to? |
| Bot | Hello isn't anyone listening to me? |
| Credits | Thanks for watching
All the gays died The end Peanut butter mmmmmm lol And credits to that guy..... cya! |
| Bot | D: Can I have my peanut butter back? |
| Bot | I fail at these things... |
| Bot | ...Well there's always Operation H.O.M.O |
| (The screen fades to black) | |
| End of Transcript |