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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Restoring Normality by SMG4.
| [Scene cuts to a room in the castle] | |
| Lakitu | MARIO!!! |
| Lakitu | Where can he be? |
| Lakitu | Yo fatso! It shouldn't be hard to spot you! |
| Lakitu | There you are Mario, what are you doing? |
| [Mario is shown standing on a pedestal] | |
| Mario | I'm trying to be statue |
| Lakitu | Well I got something to show you! |
| Mario | It better be good for breaking my 20 hour stance |
| [Mario jumps off the pedestal] | |
| Lakitu | I found this address that has unlimited amount of sphagetti and pasta |
| Mario | REALLY!? |
| Mario | YIPPEEE 100 kilo's more to add to my weight! |
| [Mario nearly leaves the room but turns around at the door] | |
| Mario | Wait... The last time you told me a house had sphagetti I only found Toad... and what delicious Toad it was |
| Mario | Even if your lieing I might find something better than pasta like cake or Toads yummm |
| Mario | To the food! Away! |
| [Mario leaves the room and runs past Toad, Lakitu follows] | |
| Toad | Is there really pasta at that house? |
| Lakitu | Nope just wrote down a random address |
| [Scene cuts to Merluvlee's house] | |
| Merluvlee | Oh no I feel a stupid and clumsy presence approaching that will change the world |
| [Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "bloopers" below it] | |
| [Scene cuts to the exterior of Merluvlee's house as Mario arrives] | |
| Mario | Yep I think this is it |
| Mario | 1932599693748415637895706068846234637586596732343664133871212 Gay Street |
| [Mario enters the house] | |
| Mario | WHERES THE PASTA! |
| Merluvlee | Please don't hurt me |
| Mario | Aww no pasta he lied! That flying turtle! |
| Mario | Hey nice place you got here |
| Mario | Ooh whats in this treausre case |
| [Mario opens the chest to find that it is empty] | |
| Mario | Dammit! Doesn't this house have anything cool in it! |
| Mario | Hey cool a flying pyramid!!!!!! |
| Merluvlee | DON'T TOUCH IT! |
| Merluvlee | This is a very precious and powerful gem |
| Merluvlee | It balances the normal from the abnormal |
| Mario | Soooo its a mental hospital??? |
| Mario | Hey can I touch it? |
| Merluvlee | No |
| Mario | Please? |
| Merluvlee | I said no! |
| Mario | What did you say I'm getting dizzy how it spins |
| Merluvlee | Fine look at it just don't touch |
| Mario | Huh? Touch it? |
| Merluvlee | NO! |
| Mario | Ok touch it :D |
| [Mario smashes the pyramid with his hammer and drives back to the castle] | |
| Mario | Wow I didn't know it was a man |
| Mario | Or woman... |
| [The sky flashes with abnormal lightning] | |
| Mario | Wow what the? |
| Mario | Uhh is this lightning suppose to be happening? |
| Mario | AHH SEIZURE! |
| Mario | Sounds like laserbeams and its blinding as hell! |
| Mario | Have you ever notice where I'm going to land? |
| [Mario crashes into the castle basement] | |
| Some Guy | My leg! |
| Mario | Umm... That hole was already there |
| Mario | Now you got a lawsuit on your hands |
| [Mario goes to the main room] | |
| Mario | That lignting storm was weird |
| Mario | Things are getting awfully weird round these parts |
| [Mario runs down the stairs with a glitching left leg] | |
| Mario | Hey Toad weird stuff are happening |
| [Toad's head is glitched sideways] | |
| Toad | How weird? |
| [Mario is naked with his left hand missing and a spinning star behind him] | |
| Mario | Like weird changing weird |
| [Scene cuts to Mario walking with an angled back next to two rainbow Chain Chomps] | |
| Mario | Morning men... (humming) |
| [Mario runs to the top of the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Yoshi! Where are you! |
| [There are many Yoshis on the roof] | |
| Yoshis | Yes? Yes? Yes? YES? YES?? YES Potatoe |
| Mario | You know what, don't worry |
| [Scene cuts to Mario outside] | |
| Mario | Ahh nothing like a sunny shiny day |
| Mario | Beautiful day, birds chirping, Toad abusing, Lakitu recording |
| [Mario is shown to be hovering over the ground] | |
| Mario | And the sweet sensation of hovering |
| Lakitu | Mario don't you think that these things a weird? |
| Mario | What's weird? |
| [Scene cuts to Mario riding Dorrie in the sky] | |
| Mario | Yippppeeeeeeeeeeee! |
| Mario | Wahoo who new abnormal is coool |
| [Scene cuts to Mario running upside down with a huge hand in a retextured castle exterior] | |
| Mario | ????????????? (gibberish) |
| [Scene cuts to Mario with a growing and shrinking hand in a retextured castle interior] | |
| Mario | See how crazy it is Toad, things are getting out of HAND |
| [Toad is wearing a trollface mask] | |
| Toad | Well I'm not the person who broke the triangle thing destroying normality |
| Toad | Have you tried looking for help??? |
| [Mario goes to Whomp's Fortress] | |
| Mario | Who can help bring stuff to normal |
| Mario | Its not like help is going to fall from the sky |
| [Mario gets crushed by a falling Whomp, then goes to talk to King Bob-omb] | |
| Mario | Can you help me fix normality |
| King Bob-omb | What if I don't |
| Mario | Then I have to give you the special treatment |
| King Bob-omb | Ohh the special treatment |
| [Mario carries King Bob-omb across the battlefield] | |
| Mario | Lalala taking out the trash lalala |
| [Mario goes back to the castle exterior] | |
| Mario | Lakitu!!!! |
| Mario | I need to you Lakitu, where are u? |
| [Lakitu is moving around on the ground] | |
| Lakitu | Oink (moo) |
| [Mario is half stuck in the ground] | |
| Mario | Ok... then Toad? |
| [Toad has all of his limbs glitched] | |
| Toad | I like turtles |
| [Mario has a huge foot] | |
| Mario | Well I guess if both of them have gone insane then there is only one guy left |
| Mario | BOWSER! |
| [Mario goes to the path leading to Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | Ok lets go! |
| [Mario runs up the stairs but is caught in a loop] | |
| Mario | What the? Why is the looping stairs happening again? |
| Mario | I already beated this game over 9000 times |
| Mario | This isn't normal... I know I shall use the super fast cheat!!!! |
| Mario | SUPER FASTNESS... TURN ON OR ACTIVATE |
| [Mario begins running up the stairs at a very fast speed] | |
| Mario | WOOOOW THIS IS MORE FASTER THAN I REMEMBERD |
| Mario | TOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAASSST!!!! |
| Mario | I THINK THE GAME IS GOING TO- |
| [Scene cuts to SMG4 using his computer] | |
| SMG4 | What the hell the ROM is out of control! |
| SMG4 | ITS GOING TOO FAST! ITS GONNA BLOW! |
| [SMG4's computer explodes] | |
| SMG4 | ... The game went too fast... and blew up my computer... |
| SMG4 | Mario owes me another computer |
| [Mario enters Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | Bowser! Where are you! |
| Mario | What the heeeeellllllll- |
| Mario | Is that Bowser? |
| [Bowser is flying around the lair] | |
| Bowser | Weeeeeee! |
| Bowser | I'm flying! And there's yellow stuff coming out of my butt! |
| Mario | Oh dear flying turtles! And yellow stugh! |
| Mario | Things are getting out of control!!! |
| [Mario leaves as Bowser lands back on the ground] | |
| Bowser | WEEEE! |
| Bowser | AHHH WATCH OUT!!! |
| [Bowser crashes into the camera, Mario goes back into the castle] | |
| Mario | Well if no one is going to help me then I'm hopeless |
| Mario | Wait thats it the Star Spirits! They are powerful! |
| Mario | But I forgot how to get to them... |
| Mario | Wait now I remember |
| [Mario goes up to the clock room] | |
| Mario | I have summon them with magic words |
| Mario | Humma humma... wakka, wakka |
| Mario | Oh screw it I'll just fly to them! |
| [Mario flies out of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | O_o Did Mario just go through the roof? |
| [Mario arrives at Shooting Star Summit] | |
| Mario | Ok this is the way to the Star Spirits |
| Mario | Lets go!! |
| [Mario ascends to Star Haven] | |
| Mario | Ok this is the way to them |
| Mario | And I shall not slack off! |
| Mario | TO THE STAR SPIRITS! |
| Screen Text | A few moments later |
| [Mario is inside a store in Star Haven] | |
| Mario | Oohhh! 50% percent off! All items! |
| Mario | Boy if I had my gun then I could get this for free! |
| SMG4 | Mario! Stop slacking off!!! |
| Mario | Well exussssse me! |
| [Mario leaves the store and goes to the Star Spirits] | |
| Mario | Ok here is their home |
| Mario | Umm hi Star Spirits |
| Star Spirits | WHO DARES DISTURB THE STAR SPIRITS!!!! |
| Mario | Mmmario |
| Star Spirits | Oh hi Mario what do you want? |
| Mario | Hey nice bathtub you got here |
| Star Spirits | Don't go in there! |
| Mario | What want me to go in here |
| [Mario gets in the "bathtub"] | |
| Star Spirits | Nooooo! You fool! |
| [The "bathtub" rises into the sky and flies away] | |
| Mario | WEEEEE! |
| Mario | Uhh just where exactley am I going? |
| [Mario crashes into the castle basement again] | |
| Some Guy | My other leg! |
| Mario | Oh dear thats another hole |
| Mario | You didn't see anything |
| [Mario exits the castle] | |
| Mario | Well... I guess stuff isn't going to be normal anymore |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHH! |
| [Mario runs from Fire Guys upside down with a huge hand in a retextured background] | |
| Mario | Help! |
| Mario | Too many birds! |
| [Mario has blue gloves and a large foot] | |
| Mario | I need to stop these shenanigans |
| Mario | That means I have to go where it all started |
| Mario | Lets go to him! |
| [Mario climbs onto a tree] | |
| Mario | Trees away! |
| [The trees rise into the sky, taking Mario back to Merluvlee's house] | |
| Mario | Gulp hope she doesn't kill me when she sees me |
| Mario | Here we go |
| [Mario enters the house] | |
| Merluvlee | WHAT DO YOU WANT! |
| Mario | Hey you have the triangle thingy, I thought I broke it |
| Merluvlee | This is a fake one all thanks to you |
| Mario | How can we fix normality????? |
| Merluvlee | It won't be normal untill we have the real triforce |
| Mario | Is there another one? |
| Merluvlee | There are a some in the supermarkets |
| Merluvlee | Each for 20 dollars |
| Mario | Here's 30$ |
| Merluvlee | I thank you |
| Mario | That easy huh? |
| Merluvlee | Now I shall show you magic |
| [Merluvlee uses magic] | |
| Mario | Weird |
| Merluvlee | Ok now go away, I have to go buy the real triangle |
| [Scene cuts to Bowser flying in his lair again] | |
| Screen Text | THANKS FOR WATCHING |
| Bowser | I can't believe I'm still flying! |
| [Bowser suddenly stops and falls] | |
| Bowser | What the, who turned off the abnormal button! |
| End of transcript |