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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Scatman's Revenge by SMG4.
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| Screen Text | SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents... |
|---|---|
| [Mario is looking at the "Scatman" video on YouTube] | |
| Mario | Hehe... |
| [Mario presses the "like" button] | |
| Mario | (giggles... like a girl) |
| [Mario reloads the page and presses the "like" button again] | |
| Toad | Mario what are you doing? |
| Mario | Liking the Scatman John videos over and over |
| Toad | What's the point? |
| Mario | What's the point?! Haven't you heard his great songs! |
| Toad | Yeah all the time you play it! |
| Mario | Well then you should love him |
| Toad | :p... Hey Mario I heard there's pasta outside |
| Mario | I don't like pasta........ |
| [Mario quickly runs outside] | |
| Toad | He likes pasta that much?... |
| Toad | Anyway time to thumbs down the Justin Bieber videos! |
| [Mario quickly searches the castle exterior] | |
| Mario | Pasta! Pasta where is it? |
| Mario | I can smell it!... Or that could be me! |
| Mario | There's only one thing to do... A searching montage! |
| Mario | Hit it Scatman! |
| [The sky turns black with thunder sounds] | |
| Mario | Huh?... Oh great the weather's is being a troll again |
| Mario | Yeah well I like water! Beat that!!! |
| ??? | MARIO! |
| Mario | Who are you? |
| ??? | I am... |
| ??? | (Ghost of) SCATMAN JOHN! |
| Mario | Scatman John?! I love your music! |
| Scatman | I know that's why people love me |
| Scatman | But I do not come here in peace I come here in anger! |
| Mario | Why? |
| Scatman | Because everyone keeps overusing my songs! |
| Mario | Because your songs are good |
| Scatman | But I keep hearing over and over again! Its so annoying |
| Scatman | Everyone does it especially you Mario! |
| Mario | Me? I never use it in my life! :( |
| Scatman | Yes you did! Remember yesterday you did it a lot of times! |
| Mario | Oh yeah... |
| [Flashback to Mario in Bob-omb Battlefield] | |
| Mario | Hey I'm going to go beat King Bob-omb! |
| Mario | Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashback to Mario in the castle] | |
| Mario | Lets go kill Luigi! Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashback to Mario naked in a castle room] | |
| Mario | I'm going to go take a shower! Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashbacks end, back to the present] | |
| Mario | Ok maybe I do a little bit... |
| Scatman | And now I want my revenge! |
| Scatman | Mario! Close your eyes |
| Mario | Ohh! A surprise! |
| [Mario closes his eyes, turning the screen black] | |
| Scatman | Ok now open them! >:D |
| [Mario opens his eyes, revealing that his clothes are now flashing various colors] | |
| Mario | Wow! Cool clothes! |
| Scatman | These clothes are cursed! If someone lays an eye on them something weird happens!!!!! Hahaha! |
| Mario | That's your revenge? |
| Scatman | Ohh its just starting.... |
| Mario | Well this shirt's gay! Scatman! |
| Mario | Scatman?... Oh forget it |
| [A sped-up version of "Scatman" begins to play] | |
| Mario | Pfft like its going to work anyway |
| [Mario enters the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Toad like my new overalls? |
| [Toad's body is glitched] | |
| Toad | WHAt are YoU TAlKIng about :DDDDDDDDDD |
| Toad | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| Toad | LOLOLOLOL YOUTUBES 4evres! |
| [Toad runs off to another room] | |
| Mario | Hmmmm... |
| Mario | Did he get a haircut? |
| [Mario goes back outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Luigi! Wat are you doing? |
| [Luigi explodes] | |
| Mario | Hmm... Must be his day off |
| [Mario goes back inside the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey SuperMarioGlitchy4! Can I ask you something? |
| [SMG4 is missing his legs and head] | |
| SMG4 | Yeah? |
| Mario | You know what don't worry |
| [Mario runs outside the castle] | |
| SMG4 | Was it something I said? |
| [Scene cuts to Mario] | |
| Mario | This is getting really annoying... |
| Mario | You love me YouTube viewers right? |
| [The camera becomes afflicted by static] | |
| Mario | Oh great now I'm all grainy |
| [Mario goes to Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | This sucks |
| [[[Bowser]] begins bouncing around the stage] | |
| Mario | What is Bowser a ball? |
| [Mario goes back outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Trees if you hate me disappear |
| [The trees disappear] | |
| Mario | ...wow |
| [Mario goes to King Bob-omb's summit] | |
| Mario | Oh please don't do anything |
| [King Bob-omb turns around and immediately explodes, Mario goes back outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Okay that's it! Scatman! I demand you take this clothes off! |
| Scatman | It was getting boring anyway |
| Scatman | I have another trick up my sleeve >:) |
| [Scatman reverts Mario's clothes back to normal, but...] | |
| Mario | What? What is it? |
| [Loud footsteps] | |
| Mario | Gulp |
| [Mario turns around] | |
| Mario | O_O |
| [There is a giant Mario outside the castle] | |
| Giant Mario | RAAAAAAWR!! |
| [Giant Mario runs toward
the castle, a sped-up version of "Scatman's World" begins to play] | |
| Mario | Hehe... |
| [Mario runs in fear and enters the castle] | |
| Mario | OMG! ITS GODZILLA! |
| [Giant Mario blocks the exit] | |
| Giant Mario | RAWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!! |
| Giant Mario | Let me in, let me in little fatty! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll knock! Your house down!!!!!!!! D: |
| Mario | Not by the hair of my mussy mustache! |
| Giant Mario | Aww... I mean RAWR! |
| [Giant Mario begins attacking the castle] | |
| Mario | This is bad, this is bad... |
| Mario | We got a giant version of me outside and he's trying to wreck the castle! |
| Toad | Yeah well that's life |
| [Giant Mario grabs Peach and climbs to the top of the castle] | |
| Peach | Help! King Kong's got me!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Giant Mario | What are you talking about? |
| [Luigi starts flying around the castle and shooting at Giant Mario] | |
| Luigi | I'll save you princess! |
| [Scene cuts to Scatman dancing, then to the castle interior] | |
| Mario | D: It sounds like they're have a lot of fun out there |
| [Luigi is outside the castle missing his head] | |
| Luigi | Not really |
| [Mario is on the phone inside the castle] | |
| Mario | Yes thank you! :D |
| [Mario hangs up] | |
| Mario | Ok I called the military to come and stop this |
| Mario | Then I will be a hero! |
| Toad | But you said you were calling KFC |
| Mario | MAMAF***ER! |
| [A bunch of tanks and helicopters are outside the castle] | |
| Soldier | This is the military! |
| Soldier | Come down! Now Godzilla! |
| Giant Mario | RAAAAAAAAWR! |
| Soldier | He's not coming down |
| Soldier | Ok bring out the tank! |
| [A tank aims its cannon at Giant Mario] | |
| Tank | Locked on target! |
| Soldier | FIRE! |
| [The tank starts firing at Giant Mario, shaking the castle] | |
| Mario | WOOOOW! |
| Mario | What was that? |
| Toad | Probabley Wario |
| [The scene cuts outside, showing that the tank missed and hit the castle tower instead] | |
| Giant Mario | Hahaha! Fail |
| Giant Mario | My turn to rape all of you! |
| [Giant Mario jumps off the castle and knocks away the tanks and helicopters] | |
| Harry Potter | Expelliarmous??? Wait how does it go again? |
| [Harry Potter is hit by a tank] | |
| Mario | Oh no! I think the military failed! |
| Mario | Who's going to save us now? |
| Lakitu | I WILL! |
| Mario | Lakitu? But your a nerd!? |
| Lakitu | No one wants me in this world so I'm risking my life! |
| Mario | What a brave nerd :) |
| [Lakitu exits the castle] | |
| Lakitu | HEY! GIANT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!! |
| Giant Mario | NERD! NERD MUST DIE!!!!!!!! |
| [Lakitu summons irrelevant game statistics] | |
| Lakitu | Yeah well look at these numbers! Doesn't it make you dizzy? |
| Giant Mario | OH NO! NERDY NUMBERS! |
| Giant Mario | Can't stand the nerdyness |
| Lakitu | Gotchya! |
| Giant Mario dies of nerdiness as Mario exits the castle | |
| Mario | Wow! How did you do it? |
| Lakitu | Everyone hate nerdy things |
| Lakitu | Especially giant Marios |
| [The music stops and the sky turns dark with thunder] | |
| Scatman | MARIO! NOW YOU MADE ME REALLY MAD! |
| Scatman | You overuse my songs, you don't take notice of the colourful shirt and now you killed my pet!!!!!! D:< |
| Scatman | Now I'm going to do something really bad! |
| Scatman | I call this Scatman Syndrome!!!!! |
| [Scatman begins dancing in negative] | |
| Scatman | Using my magic! I will make you annoyed forever! |
| [The castle walls turn into the Scatman video at an extremely low speed] | |
| Mario | WOW! What happened to the castle? |
| Mario | Its been taken over by Scatman! |
| [Mario enters the castle and sees more Scatman] | |
| Mario | |
| Mario | Scatman everywhere! |
| Mario | Toad! Why aren't you panicking! |
| Toad | I like this kind of music |
| Mario | But its soo slow! |
| Scatman | HAHAHA! Now you are stuck with me forever! |
| Mario | I need to talk things out with this guy |
| Mario | But first I need him to stop this greenscreen horror! |
| Toad | By overpowering him at song!!!! |
| Mario | Wow I never thought of that |
| Mario | Hey Scatman do you like this song? |
| [Mario begins playing "What is Love"] | |
| Scatman | No! Not that What is Love song! Its not right! |
| Scatman | Well beat this! |
| [Scatman starts playing a Scatman remix to counter Mario's music] | |
| Mario | Oh no too awsome! |
| Mario | Need more power! |
| [Mario plays a Mario remix] | |
| Scatman | MOAR! |
| [Scatman plays more Scatman music] | |
| Mario | Must keep going! |
| Mario | I can't keep this up... He's too good |
| Mario | Wait I know the deadliest song eva! |
| Mario | Toad you know what I mean |
| Mario | Duck and cover! |
| [Mario covers his ears] | |
| Mario | Play it Toad! |
| Toad | Lets end this! |
| [Toad puts on noise-cancelling headphones] | |
| Toad | Everyone close their ears! |
| [Toad plays Justin Bieber's "Baby", drowning out the rest of the music] | |
| Scatman | OH NO! |
| [The greenscreen video stops] | |
| Scatman | My ears! They're bleeding! |
| [The castle reverts back to normal] | |
| Scatman | Please stop D: |
| [The music stops] | |
| Mario | Show your true self! |
| Scatman | Fine |
| [Scatman manifests in his true form - a ghost in a top hat] | |
| Scatman | This is what I look like in ghost form well I look more like me in Scatland |
| Mario | Wow... Anyway why are you soooooo mad? |
| Scatman | Well a lot of blooper makers overuse my songs! |
| Scatman | And I can hear it been used all the time don't you people ever get sick of my songs? |
| Mario | Its because your songs are the best! |
| Mario | See let me demonstrate |
| [Mario goes into SMG4's room] | |
| Mario | Look at SuperMarioGlitchy4 he loves your music |
| Mario | He's even enjoying it right now |
| [SMG4 is shown watching Scatman videos] | |
| SMG4 | Hehe I love Scatman John |
| SMG4 | Yep I could even draw on his face |
| [SMG4 draws glasses and a beard on a picture of Scatman] | |
| SMG4 | Such a nice chap :D |
| Scatman | Wow |
| Mario | And I got something else to show you |
| [Mario shows the Scatman video on YouTube, with millions of views and tens of thousands of likes] | |
| Mario | See look at how many views you got |
| Mario | And the likes! |
| Mario | I did about 4000 likes |
| [The scene cuts back to the castle] | |
| Mario | See this is why everyone loves and uses your music |
| Mario | Your a true supastar! |
| Scatman | Wow I never would have thought anything about that |
| Scatman | I understand why everyone uses my songs and I'm proud for everyone :D |
| Mario | Well we all had a fun, amazing, dangerous day |
| Scatman | Mario I've got to go now, thank you for everything |
| Mario | D: I'm going to miss you |
| [Scatman rises up into the light] | |
| Scatman | Don't worry I'll always be with you... through song |
| Mario | sniff |
| Toad | Oh please don't cry, he tried to kill us this morning |
| Scatman | See you in Scatland |
| [Scatman disappears] | |
| Mario | I will |
| Toad | OK now that's over... |
| Toad | Lets get on with our lives |
| Mario | I think I need a moment outside |
| [Mario exits the castle] | |
| Mario | WAHHHHHHHHH! (cries like a girl) |
| Mario | Wait a minute uh-oh... |
| Mario | ... I think we forgot about the battle with that giant this morning... |
| [All of the tanks and helicopters are lying on the ground destroyed] | |
| Mario | Cause we didn't clean up |
| Mario | There's only one thing to do |
| Mario | SUPER ULTRA MEGA CLEAN UP! |
| Mario | Hit it Scatman! |
| [Scatman music begins playing as the screen fades to black] | |
| [SMG4's picture of Scatman appears] | |
| Screen Text |
RIP Scatman John 1942–1999 |
| End of Transcript |