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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Scatman's Revenge by SMG4.
Transcript
| Screen Text | SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents... |
|---|---|
| [Mario is looking at the "Scatman" video on Youtube] | |
| Mario | Hehe... |
| [Mario presses the "like" button] | |
| Mario | (giggles... like a girl) |
| [Mario reloads the page and presses the "like" button again] | |
| Toad | Mario what are you doing? |
| Mario | Liking the Scatman John videos over and over |
| Toad | What's the point? |
| Mario | What's the point?! Haven't you heard his great songs! |
| Toad | Yeah all the time you play it! |
| Mario | Well then you should love him |
| Toad | :p... Hey Mario I heard there's pasta outside |
| Mario | I don't like pasta........ |
| [Mario quickly runs outside] | |
| Toad | He likes pasta that much?... |
| Toad | Anyway time to thumbs down the Justin Bieber videos! |
| [Mario quickly searches the castle exterior] | |
| Mario | Pasta! Pasta where is it? |
| Mario | I can smell it!... Or that could be me! |
| Mario | There's only one thing to do... A searching montage! |
| Mario | Hit it Scatman! |
| [The sky turns black with thunder sounds] | |
| Mario | Huh?... Oh great the weather's is being a troll again |
| Mario | Yeah well I like water! Beat that!!! |
| ??? | MARIO! |
| Mario | Who are you? |
| ??? | I am... |
| ??? | (Ghost of) SCATMAN JOHN! |
| Mario | Scatman John?! I love your music! |
| Scatman | I know thats why people love me |
| Scatman | But I do not come here in peace I come here in anger! |
| Mario | Why? |
| Scatman | Because everyone keeps overusing my songs! |
| Mario | Because your songs are good |
| Scatman | But I keep hearing over and over again! Its so annoying |
| Scatman | Everyone does it especially you Mario! |
| Mario | Me? I never use it in my life! :( |
| Scatman | Yes you did! Remember yesterday you did it alot of times! |
| Mario | Oh yeah... |
| [Flashback to Mario in Bob-omb Battlefield] | |
| Mario | Hey I'm going to go beat King Bob-omb! |
| Mario | Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashback to Mario in the castle] | |
| Mario | Lets go kill Luigi! Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashback to Mario naked in a castle room] | |
| Mario | I'm going to go take a shower! Hit it Scatman! |
| [Flashbacks end, back to the present] | |
| Mario | Ok maybe I do a little bit... |
| Scatman | And now I want my revenge! |
| Scatman | Mario! Close your eyes |
| Mario | Ohh! A suprise! |
| [Mario closes his eyes, turning the screen black] | |
| Scatman | Ok now open them! >:D |
| [Mario opens his eyes, revealing that his clothes are now flashing various colors] | |
| Mario | Wow! Cool clothes! |
| Scatman | These clothes are cursed! If someone lays an eye on them something weird happens!!!!! Hahaha! |
| Mario | Thats your revenge? |
| Scatman | Ohh its just starting.... |
| Mario | Well this shirt's gay! Scatman! |
| Mario | Scatman?... Oh forget it |
| [A sped-up version of "Scatman" begins to play] | |
| Mario | Pfft like its going to work anyway |
| [Mario enters the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Toad like my new overalls? |
| [Toad's body is glitched] | |
| Toad | WHAt are YoU TAlKIng about :DDDDDDDDDD |
| Toad | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| Toad | LOLOLOLOL YOUTUBES 4evres! |
| [Toad runs off to another room] | |
| Mario | Hmmmm... |
| Mario | Did he get a haircut? |
| [Mario goes back outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Luigi! Wat are you doing? |
| [Luigi explodes] | |
| Mario | Hmm... Must be his day off |
| [Mario goes back inside the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey SuperMarioGlitchy4! Can I ask you something? |
| [SMG4 is missing his legs and head] | |
| SMG4 | Yeah? |
| Mario | You know what don't worry |
| [Mario runs outside the castle] | |
| SMG4 | Was it something I said? |
| [Scene cuts to Mario] | |
| Mario | This is getting really annoying... |
| Mario | You love me Youtube viewers right? |
| [The camera becomes afflicted by static] | |
| Mario | Oh great now I'm all grainy |
| [Mario goes to Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | This sucks |
| [[[Bowser]] begins bouncing around the stage] | |
| Mario | What is Bowser a ball? |
| [Mario goes back outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Trees if you hate me disapear |
| [The trees disappear] | |
| Mario | ...wow |
| [Mario goes to King Bob-omb's summit] | |
| Mario | Oh please don't do anything |
| [King Bob-omb turns around and immediately explodes, Mario goes back oustide the castle] | |
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"I have absolutely no idea what's going on." |