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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Spells n' Wiztards, more often simply called Spells n' Wiztards, is the 191th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. It focuses on Mario and SMG4 going to Hobowarts, a wizarding school. The episode is a parody of the Harry Potter franchise and characters, although SMG4 has officially stated that he's largely unfamiliar with the series.

Plot

SMG4 runs out of the Princess Peach's Castle complaining about Mario and his spaghetti. He complains as to why he buys strange things on eBay, as the video proceeds to show Mario inside the castle, naked, dancing with a plate of spaghetti put on what looks like a model. He screams to the heavens to give him the strength to fight Mario's stupidity, when a rock falls from the sky and hits him.

SMG4 complains that it's just a rock and that he would've been fine if it was a wizard or something similar. The rock reveals a wizard hat and begins talking, which shocks SMG4. It begins floating and wonders if SMG4 has seen him before. SMG4 is still awestruck, as the rock begins asking what SMG4 wants, and suggests if he wants to be a princess. SMG4 tells him that's wrong, he only wants Mario to stop being an idiot. The rock takes it as if he wants to be an idiot too, which SMG4 refuses before being changed to have a moment, before being changed back to realize what he did, and tells the rock off for it. It asks if he wants to become a wizard. SMG4 tries to repeat what he said, when the rock pulls out a wand, flips for a second and launches SMG4 to the other side of the castle. Mario's model also falls out and Mario screams to SMG4, whom it landed on, to get it for him.

A while later, SMG4 wakes up to find a figure approaching him, which turns out to be Hagrid, and SMG4 screams and runs out of his room. He tells Toad someone's trying to kill him but Toad doesn't care. Despite this, he follows SMG4 to the door to peek in on the man. Toad pulls out a gun just as he turns around. Toad mistakes him for Santa and runs towards him, and asks where his 2013 Christmas present was. Hagrid doesn't know how to answer, as Toad begins angrily fighting him, which SMG4 remarks as easy.

Several times, Hagrid follows SMG4 telling him he's a wizard. SMG4 tries telling him this after a while, but Mario thinks he's right, which disappoints SMG4.

SMG4 follows Hagrid, who shows him a portal of a castle and explains he's going to go there to do spells. SMG4 backs away, noting that's fine, backs away slowly and explains he's got to go, but Hagrid knocks him into the portal, sending him to the school. Mario follows him, which he confirms to SMG4.

They begin wandering around, and get greeted by Dumbledore, and get frightened, but he merely welcomes them to the academy, revealing the name as Hobowarts Academy, and his own name. Mario mistakes him for a kidnapper and tries to defend SMG4 by becoming naked, but Dumbledore isn't phased at all, and compliments it. He decides to bring on the welcome ceremony to welcome the two. He lets the bell ring, which is actually a song. Mario begins humming, while SMG4 looks rather annoyed.

They're welcomed and are put into the team Mushroomdors (a mock of "Gryffindor"). Bowser and SMG3, other students, are put into Slytherbastards (a parody of "Slytherin") and there're also Team Huffleretards (a mock of "Hufflepuff"), comprised of Steve and a Teletubby. He then tells them to have fun with the academy.

A while later, they're being taught magic. SMG4 whispers to SMG3 that he didn't think he was a wizard, and SMG3 shows a note to him saying "You're gay" as the teacher continues talking. He teaches them a way by telling them to go crazy with it. Mario puts a Woody doll on the table and makes it come to life. It then begins to fight him while SMG3 laughs at him. SMG4 turns a rock into Peach and SMG3 turns a fish into Wario. Wario begins fighting Bowser. SMG4 and SMG3 are both angry and begin fighting each other. All the while, the Old Man has his back turned amidst the chaos. The chaos reaches its peak when Steve turns a chair into Colonel Sanders, which shocks both SMG4 and SMG3. The teacher gives 10 points to "Gryffindor" (he possibly meant Mushroomdors) as time passes.

At the night, SMG4 begins to plan his escape, with Mario, but Mario finds a mushroom and turns it into spaghetti, but it's not the kind he likes and it goes. SMG4 tells him off and says that they need to go. Mario tells him he's hungry and he doesn't want to leave. SMG4 then takes his mustache off with magic, much to the red plumber's horror, and continues his escape. He notices SMG3 and tells Mario to shut up as he was screaming.

SMG3 is complaining to the rock wizard, about why he let SMG4 here, whom is SMG3's arch-nemesis. The rock replies that he just felt like it, and SMG3 groans. SMG4, who's noticed from afar, realizes that he has to duel with SMG3 once again. SMG4 turns around to find Mario is arguing with Hagrid, about spaghetti. SMG4 decides not to bother and angrily runs off to deal with SMG3 while they argue.

SMG3 demands that he be gone, and punches the rock's hat off when he refuses. SMG4 appears behind SMG3, and tells him that he wants to be best friends with SMG3 and not fight him anymore. SMG3 disagrees and they fight about it. Dumbledore reveals he was listening in the whole time and interrupts, saying they should hold a competition the next day and the team with the most points wins their side of the argument. They agree to it, and the next morning, they get ready.

The first goal they have is to transform their objects into a baby. SMG3 succeeds, and SMG4 turns his object into a blue Baby Mario. Their next target is chicken, which SMG3 manages to do, but SMG4 fails, creating a Colonel Sanders holding a KFC bucket. Their next target is a Pokemon, and SMG3 once again succeeds while SMG4 fails. They change players to Bowser and Mario, whom are assigned Peach. Bowser changes his object to Zero Suit Samus, while Mario manages to make Peach. They are both given an old man next, which Mario succeeds in creating (he creates Hagrid) but Bowser creates Dumbledore, whom is ejected from the round for having failed.

Dumbledore scolds them for not having a single one correct (erroneously stating this as some were transformed correctly) and looks at the points for noting if they won or not. Steve's team wins, while SMG4's comes in second.

SMG4 then laughs it off to SMG3, stating they can still be friends, while SMG3 retorts in grunts of anger, and launches himself into the sky, creating an energy ball that inverts his colors. SMG4 goes up to face him, and the two fight using their powers. Bowser and Mario, along with the others, watch from below, while SMG4 asks for help from Mario. Mario goes up there wondering how to help, and tells SMG4 he can't just fly over there. Steve offers a ride, which Mario gladly accepts, and leaves a dummy for SMG3 to hit when SMG4 vanishes. Mario laughs at him, while SMG4 charges an attack. Mario interrupts his attack to tell him to say the right thing, while SMG4 laughs it off and launches a small beam at SMG3, blowing up the sky, his powers, and the castle as well.

While Dumbledore mourns, SMG4 suggests to Mario that they back away. Dumbledore mourns for a bit, before Harry Potter himself appears, going crazy on the screen, before it ends.

Characters

Trivia

  • This is the 1st time SMG4 acts retarded. The second one was Ssenmodnar 8 (which was released after this episode) and the third one was SM64 Bloopers: SnowTrapped.
  • The title of this blooper could be referencing the title of the "Guards N' Retards" video series.
    • The spelling of Wiztards is somewhat of a pun on "retard", an insult that SMG4 uses often.
  • It's revealed in this blooper that Santa did apparently not give Toad's 2013 Christmas present.
  • Hagrid yelling at SMG4 that he's a wizard could be a callback to a running gag from the video "How to Make a Blooper (according to SMG4)", in which Nintendofan997 does the same thing.
  • Some fans of SMG4 thought SMG3 died in the explosion of Hobowarts, and that this video was his final appearance, but it's later revealed in the blooper "Sonic the Derphog: The Evilness of Eggman(?)" that he's in fact still alive. It's possible that the fact he isn't dead in the latter means that "Spells n' Wiztards" took place after "The Evilness of Eggman(?)" (and possibly every following video featuring/cameoing SMG3), but a much more likely alternative is negative continuity, which means that SMG3 can still come back due to cartoon physics, and that he can't actually die.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 20
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