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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Starman3 Gets 5,000 Subs! is the forty-fourth episode of Season 2 and the ninety-third overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This episode was aired on August 5, 2012.
Mario, SMG4, FM, and MM are waiting in the dark castle to throw a surprise party for Starman3. When the door is opened they jump out and yell "SURPRISE!" It is just Luigi, who thinks the surprise party was for his birthday they forgot two months ago. Starman reveals he was hiding with them because he wanted to help surprise someone. Starman's friends reveal that they were holding a surprise party for him, on account of Starman's Youtube channel passing 5000 subscribers. They take him into the guest room and show him a celebration video on SMG4's PC that Mario and Enzo made for him. The video eventually is replaced with what Mario accidentally taped over the video, an instructional video for gays. As the friends continue to watch, they are horrified and leave the room.
Mario approaches Toad and tells him the great news about Starman's channel. Toad admits he doesn't care, until Mario holds a gun to his head and Toad suddenly cares. Crimson asks what is going on and Mario tells him the exciting news. Crimson starts to spaz out because he was listening to Justin Bieber songs for 10 hours straight. SMG4 asks Mario if he delivered the party invitations, which Mario assures him he did. In reality, Mario just gave the invitations to a hobo instead and the hobo ate them.
Eventually the friend group start wondering why the guests aren't showing and Starman admits he doesn't care for a big party. Mario got the wrong music and Crimson is still spazzing out. They get rid of Crimson by stuffing him into the toilet, soon after Wario uses the bathroom. As the friends start to give Starman his birthday presents, Mario gets a stick and passes it off as a present because he forgot.
Toad reminds Mario he was to throw Bowser a party for getting 100 subscribers and we see Bowser all alone with his party hat. As the friends get ready for cake, Mario realizes he forgot to buy one and rushes outside. He takes a cake offered by SMG3, who in fact planted a bomb in the cake. As they prepare to eat cake, the Bob-omb pops out and blows up the castle.
A few weeks later, Starman and MM are leaving the castle and Starman reminisces about the party for his 5000 subscribers. In response MM punches him.