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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! by SMG4.
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| (The blooper starts inside a room in Peach's Castle) | |
| Mario | I'm bored I wonder whats on TV |
| (channel changes) | |
| TV | (offscreen) Do you ever wanted germs to come back? Then use BAM! And the dirt is still there! |
| (channel changes) | |
| TV | (offscreen) >:D Don't change the channel or I will murder your brother! |
| (channel changes) | |
| Spokesperson | (offscreen) Yes people the greatest thing has happened! The new game! |
| Mario | OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! |
| (The screen shifts to show the spokesperson in a commercial) | |
| Spokesperson | YES! The newest and the BEST! Game yet! |
| Spokesperson | Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Teaparty 2! (the game cover appears on the screen) |
| Screen Text | Wow! |
| Spokesperson | Yes I have no idea what this game is about! |
| Spokesperson | And I don't think its even in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Screen Text | LOL so fake and gay |
| Spokesperson | But one thing! YOU NEED TO GET IT! |
| Spokesperson | Best of all! Its being released tommorow!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Spokesperson | So you better hurry before its sold out!!! |
| Spokesperson | Get them at a store faraway from you!!!!! |
| (The screen shifts back to Mario, who is visibly in shock) | |
| Mario | That is |
| Mario | (trollface) THE BEST GAMESZORZ IN DA WORLD!!!!!!! |
| Mario | Need to get a copy before sold out..... |
| Mario | (runs out to the main room) OMG! OMG! OMG! |
| Toad | Mario... |
| Mario | OMGZORZ! OMGZORZ! |
| Toad | MARIOZORZ!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | What? |
| Toad | What are you so excited about? |
| Mario | Well there's this new game! BLAH BLAH BLAH! |
| Mario | (quickly, and in small text) IOLIdoafo-sgtdhrshrsfthfsfhfrthhrhrthtrhtrrthrsharshberhhsbebdsvsvgbdbvswdbsdf |
| Toad | OK! I get it! |
| Toad | Some gay Barbie roller... party.... tea......... bag...... game. |
| Mario | Close enough |
| Mario | Now I got to go and try to stay awake for the whole night |
| (Cut to Mario in the game room) | |
| Mario | Just wait.... and wait... |
| Luigi | (enters room) Hey what's Mario doing? |
| Toad | Trying to stay awake all night so he can get a game in the morning before its sold out |
| Luigi | Can't he just get an alarm clock? |
| Toad | He breaks the clock when it rings.... |
| Luigi | He does know he's not going to make it |
| Mario | Shut up Luigi |
| Clock | 10:38 AM |
| Mario | I can do this..... |
| Mario | ........................................... |
| Toad | This should get interesting |
| Clock | 1:12 (PM) |
| Mario | Getting kind of tired.... |
| Mario | Cmon! Mario! You can do this! |
| Clock | 4:25 PM |
| Mario | (wakes up) HUH?! Sorry!..... |
| Clock | 7:52 PM |
| Mario | Cmon Mario don't fall asleep now...... |
| Mario | I CAN DO THIS!!!!! |
| Clock | 9:55 PM |
| Mario | (with half-closed eyes) Getting... sleeper... must.... keep going |
| Mario | zzzzzzzzzzzzorzzzzzz... |
| Toad | Ok this is taking too long |
| Toad | I got to speed things up by playing THIS! (plays lullaby music) |
| Mario | I'm not sleepy even though this is soothing... |
| (Mario falls asleep, the screen fades to white, then to the clock) | |
| Clock | 8:27 AM (alarm ringing) |
| Mario | (wakes up) What?! What time is it?! |
| Mario | !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:27! The game shop opened half and hour agao! |
| Mario | Gott a go! (runs out of the castle and begins driving) |
| Mario | Please don't be out of copys! |
| Mario | Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Teaparty 2! IS A GOOD GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | (arrives at Kokiri Forest game store) Cmon please don't be out........ |
| Mario | Please Jebus! |
| Mario | Shut up Navi! |
| Store Clerk | Yes may I help you? |
| Mario | SUPER HELLO KITTY ROLLERCOASTER TEAPARTY 2 NAO! |
| Store Clerk | Ooh tuff luck we just ran out of copys |
| Mario | >:(((((((((((((((((!!!! |
| (Cut to Mario standing just outside of a burning forest) | |
| Mario | AND THATS WHAT YOU GET! For not having the game!!!!!! |
| Mario | >:( (returns to the castle) |
| Toad | Hey Mario hows it going :3 |
| Toad | You seem very happy |
| Mario | (with angry face) (MGM lion roar) |
| Toad | O_o |
| (Cut to the game room) | |
| Mario | Why God! I want that game! |
| Mario | Oh please PLEASE! Send people who can help me! |
| (The screen shifts to show SMG4 and X behind Mario) | |
| X | Hey Mario! Watcha doing? |
| Mario | God you pick the gayest people |
| Mario | (to SMG4 and X) Oh nothing guys..... |
| Mario | BUT! I WANT TO PLAY SUPER HELLO KITTY ROLLERCOASTER TEAPARTY 2! |
| Mario | But they're all sold out! |
| X | Then get them tommorow |
| Mario | I can't! They'll be sold out as soon as game shops open! |
| Mario | And the only way is to stay up all night! |
| SMG4 | Wait Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Teaparty 2? |
| SMG4 | Isn't that the gay game that you keep telling us to play? |
| Mario | Its not a gay game! Well kind off but they say #2 is better! |
| Mario | Can you please help me stay up all night long? |
| SMG4 | Get an alarm clock |
| Toad | He breaks the alarm clock when it rings |
| X | Sure we can stay up with you all night long |
| Luigi | (enters the room) What up! The cool guy is in the house! |
| Mario | Don't you mean the gay guy is in the house? |
| Luigi | So what are we lowlifes talking about? |
| Toad | Mario wants this new game called Super Barbie Rollerparty.Teabag.Game. |
| Toad | But the copys are sold out so Mario needs to stay up all night long to get a new copy |
| Toad | And these two noobs are joining him! |
| Luigi | I have no idea what he said but can I join!!! |
| Luigi | Please! PLEase! |
| Luigi | We can do stuff like Barbie! and dress up! and play with toys |
| X | Now I can see why they call him gay |
| SMG4 | Its pretty obvious |
| Mario | Fine you can join but don't get anything gay infested! |
| SMG4 | Ok so now how long do we have to wait? |
| Mario | Let me check my watch |
| (The screen shows Mario's hand, with a badly drawn watch and a note that says "Kill Luigi") | |
| Mario | ...Darn ran out of battery |
| Mario | Ok lets just check the one on the wall |
| Clock | 12:41 PM |
| Mario | Looks like 15 hours... maybe |
| Luigi | So what do we do for the next 15 hours? |
| Mario | (holding spaghetti) I don't know about you guys but I'm eating for the next 15 hours |
| SMG4 | You can't eat for 15 hrs! |
| SMG4 | You would be 15 times heavier than Wario |
| X | Lets play fun activities! |
| Luigi | Swaping underwear? |
| Mario | Not a gay activite! |
| SMG4 | Bash up Mario? |
| Toad | (trollface) Give Toad 10000 coins |
| X | Ok ok! How about we do what we want to do |
| Luigi | Well then its off for me to the dumpster then! |
| Clock | 12:04 AM |
| Mario | (with half-open eyes) Midnight..... tired... |
| Mario | Hey somebody punch me |
| SMG4 | (also with half-open eyes) Why? |
| Mario | To wake me up! |
| Toad | Ohh ohh! I'll do this!!!!!! |
| Toad | Whacka pow! (punches Mario) |
| Toad | Always wanted to do that |
| Mario | Dammit didn't work |
| Mario | Anyone else got a manuver to get us awake? |
| Luigi | (also with half-open eyes) Why don't we get high? |
| Mario | Nah we'll save that for Mario Party |
| Luigi | Ok ok how about we do this thing where we have to bend over and- |
| X | (also with half-open eyes) Don't go there Luigi |
| SMG4 | Lets dislike YouTube videos |
| Mario | No! I'm starting to drift... to sleep |
| Toad | >:) Don't worry I'll help you with that (plays lullaby music) |
| Mario | Oh no you don't! |
| (Mario runs offscreen, the music stops, there is a punch and a tearing sound) | |
| Toad | (offscreen) (AHHHHHHHHHHHH!) |
| Mario | Hey look I got Toad's hat! (holds up Toad's cap) |
| Toad | (without cap) That wasn't a hat..... |
| Clock | 2:36 AM |
| Mario | Well there's only one reasonable way to make myself alert |
| Mario | (points gun at head) Goodbye cruel world |
| X | (fully awake) MARIO! Don't do that! |
| Mario | (with gun lowered) Haha scared you didn't I? |
| Mario | It doesn't even have any- (fires gun) whoops.... |
| Luigi | (with dolls) Oh Ken why don't you love me? |
| Luigi | Cause Barbie I'm gay |
| Luigi | Yeah I know how you feel Ken |
| SMG4 | (with miniature plane) Vrrrrrooooom! |
| SMG4 | Crasssh! |
| Clock | 5:55 AM |
| Mario | (hovering) I'm a Italian who won't go to sleep |
| Mario | =_= So sleepy |
| Luigi | Yes I know you love me |
| Luigi | Give me a kiss! |
| Luigi | (kisses the screen) |
| Lakitu | Uhh Luigi your getting the screen dirty |
| Luigi | Huh? I was looking at that sexy people who are watching this.... |
| Lakitu | Some of them are men |
| Luigi | Thats the point |
| SMG4 | (walking backwards) I can moonwalk |
| SMG4 | And I'm not black! |
| X | (with a Fuzzy on his hat) What? |
| Toad | (with altered screen) You guys are going crazy |
| Clock | 7:26 AM |
| Luigi | (watching a Luigi figurine dancing atop a Daisy figurine) You... keep dancing my little figure! |
| Mario | O_O Eyes... breaking... |
| ??? | Mario! Join the dark side |
| Mario | Huh? Who said that? |
| ??? | Join the dark side of the Force! |
| Mario | I will... join the dark side of the Force....... (falls asleep) |
| SMG4 | (looking at a video game sprite) Hey look its me... I think |
| SMG4 | This is screwing my brain up... Why do I even want the game..... (falls asleep) |
| X | I give up (falls asleep) |
| Luigi | Why's everyone going to sleep? |
| Luigi | Oh well then I'm going to sleep (falls asleep) |
| Clock | 9:53 AM (alarm ringing) |
| Mario | (wakes up) HUH!? OH NO! |
| Mario | LATE AGAIN! |
| (Cut back to the Kokiri Forest game store) | |
| Store Clerk | Oh its you I know what you want |
| Mario | Do you have any copys left? |
| Store Clerk | YES WE DO! NOT! |
| Mario | WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLL!!!! |
| Store Clerk | Some guy in a yellow overalls took the last one |
| (Cut to the castle exterior) | |
| Wario | Wow I can't believe I got the last copy! (walks offscreen) |
| Mario | (pulls out giant hammer) Oh I got the feeling that Wario will give that copy to me |
| Mario | >:D! |
| (Mario runs offscreen, cut to the game room) | |
| Mario | Finalley the moment of truth! |
| Mario | You insert the cartridge... Its won't go in! |
| Mario | Cmon! GO IN! |
| Mario | ...Yeah I think thats in now lets play! |
| (An error screen is shown, fade to black) | |
| Screen Text | The next day |
| (Cut to the castle exterior, the game package is in a recycling bin) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) Screw this game |
| Mario | Its more gay than Twighlight |
| Mario | ...Well not that gay.... |
| (Fade to black again) | |
| Screen Text | GAME OVER |
| End of Transcript |