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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Blooper Competition.
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| [A peaceful scene outside the castle... is interrupted by Mario] | |
| Mario | Boogie man? Where are you? |
| [The scene cuts to SMG4 waking up in the castle] | |
| SMG4 | Ahhh good morning |
| SMG4 | Nothing like the good odour of the castle in the morning |
| SMG4 | Hey what day is it today? |
| SMG4 | Hey where's that cheap calender I got? |
| SMG4 | There it is |
| [SMG4 looks at the calendar, which says "Sunday, September 11, 2011"] | |
| SMG4 | OMG! |
| SMG4 | Can it really be? |
| SMG4 | Hey Toad what's the date today? |
| Toad | zzz... nyan.... zzz... dunno.... cat.... zzzz |
| SMG4 | ... |
| SMG4 | YAHHHHOOOOOOOO! |
| SMG4 | LLOOOOOOOOLLL |
| [SMG4 runs with his head between his legs outside] | |
| SMG4 | WOOOOOOOOOO |
| Mario | I:0 |
| Mario | He's just lucky he's not hungover |
| Mario | I wonder what he's exicted about |
| [Mario confronts SMG4 in the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey SMG4 what are you so LOL about? |
| SMG4 | (shrinking text) Well today there is something reeeelllllllyyy cool going on!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | Uhh... |
| SMG4 | asfshsdghfjktdjkmgfdhfgnhmhjgfjmhfxhjhdjkfdhjfhgjhfcvgjukghcjh (REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLY SMALLL WRIGHTING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| Mario | Ok I'm going to watch the news instead... mental... |
| [Mario turns on the TV] | |
| News Reporter | Don't tell anyone but I'm gay |
| News Reporter | Uhh I mean... Today is a very important day |
| News Reporter | Why is it important you say? You must be an idiot not to know it D: |
| News Reporter | Today there is an annuel event called THE BLOOPER COMPITION! |
| [A picture of YouTube appears behind the reporter] | |
| News Reporter | Yes the compotition that will test the skills, humour and lameness |
| News Reporter | People will have to make the best blooper to claim the title: No Life |
| News Reporter | BUT! Can anyone break the 4 year streak of one person... |
| [A picture of MarioMario54321 appears behind the reporter] | |
| News Reporter | This guy has won the blooper compotition for 4 years... |
| News Reporter | Can anyone beat him this year? Doubt it |
| News Reporter | Will I quit this job? I really wish |
| [Mario turns off the TV] | |
| Mario | Soooo... Your excited because there's this compotition where you have to make a video of a fat italian doing r****ded stuff? |
| SMG4 | Something like that |
| Mario | Your videos suck it would make baby's vomit and old people cry |
| [SMG4 starts crying] | |
| Mario | Oh please don't cry |
| [SMG4 continues] | |
| Mario | ... Would it make you feel better if I train you or what ever nerds do |
| SMG4 | YAY!!! |
| [SMG4 starts running and jumping around the room very quickly, the scene cuts to the castle exterior] | |
| Mario | Ok soldier! We are here to beat our enemies and destroy the nerds!!! |
| SMG4 | I thought we we going to train not destroy |
| Mario | I knew that... kind of |
| Mario | First we need to go deep and find the meaning of blooper |
| [Mario and SMG4 are teleported to an area overlooking an ocean] | |
| SMG4 | Hey where are we? |
| Mario | This where we shall look at the meaning of blooper |
| SMG4 | Isn't this kind of dramatic? |
| Mario | DON'T MESS THE MOMENT! Now what is bloopers? |
| SMG4 | Mess ups? |
| Mario | NO! Its a video that contains a lot of LOLS |
| Mario | And those LOLS are very LOLY |
| Mario | LOLS MAKE PEOPLE LOL! OK!!! THATS A BLOOPER! |
| SMG4 | He dosn't know anything about it does he... |
| Mario | WHAT DID YOU SAY! |
| SMG4 | NOTHING SIR! YOU LOOK GREAT SIR!!! |
| [Mario and SMG4 are back at the castle] | |
| Mario | Now if you want to win then your going to need to know about this 4 year streak winner |
| Mario | How much do you know about him |
| SMG4 | Well his name is MarioMario54321, he makes bloopers hes cool and... I don't know |
| Mario | Well its a good thing I did research about him |
| Mario | Now if you please look at the imaginary screen |
| [MM54321's YouTube profile appears behind Mario] | |
| Mario | So if you look here... Wow nice profile... anyway |
| Mario | It all looks normal right? Look at this picture I found!!!!!!!! |
| [A mug shot of MM54321 is shown] | |
| SMG4 | (facepalm) Nice try Mario |
| Mario | Hehe its not like I got a picture of him and stuck him on there... |
| SMG4 | Rigggghhhhhhttt |
| Mario | Even if he's not bad his bloopers suck! |
| SMG4 | SHHH! He could be watching us on YouTube... |
| Mario | Watching us huh? |
| [Mario walks up to the fourth wall] | |
| Mario | ... If you are, you better be LOLing at this video! |
| Mario | I know where you live! |
| SMG4 | Don't listen to him!!! He's only joking folks! |
| Mario | Joking? I can jump through your monitor and get your face! |
| Mario | I'm GOING TO DO IT!!! |
| [Mario literally breaks the fourth wall but fails to come through] | |
| SMG4 | Great you killed the camera man |
| Mario | He wasn't really important anyway... |
| [Mario and SMG4 are outside the castle] | |
| Mario | Ladies, gentlemen, nerds I congradulate you all |
| Mario | For passing the blooper training :D You know have the ultimate LOLs! |
| [SMG4 is shown wearing a mortarboard] | |
| SMG4 | YEAHH!!!!! |
| Mario | Now lets go to the blooper compitition! |
| SMG4 | Road trip! |
| [The scene changes to show Mario and SMG4 riding Yoshi across the SMW hub world] | |
| SMG4 | Mush Yoshi! |
| [Mario and SMG4 enter a level] | |
| SMG4 | Mario get ready to see the best scene where a compotition can be held |
| Mario | It better be good |
| SMG4 | Hehe it will be |
| [The scene behind SMG4 changes to show Peach in the shower] | |
| SMG4 | OMG! Wrong one!!! |
| SMG4 | Turn it off!!!!!!!! |
| SMG4 | Stupid green screen! Let me do it!!!! |
| [SMG4 changes the screen back to black] | |
| SMG4 | Hehe sorry viewers for that inconvinience |
| Mario | I liked it |
| SMG4 | And now for the real thing |
| [Mario and SMG4 are teleported to a new location] | |
| SMG4 | Welcome to Oviscity |
| Mario | This is it!? Well I expected more than a deserted city! |
| Host | Hi! You must be here for the blooper competition! |
| SMG4 | Yes! |
| Host | Please come this way then |
| Mario | Hey do you hear that? |
| [A sports car playing music shows up at the competition site] | |
| SMG4 | Who's this guy? |
| [MM54321 comes out of the car] | |
| MM54321 | Wow what a dump location for this year |
| SMG4 | Show off... |
| Host | Yes people its official I'm here live where the blooper compotition will begin! |
| Host | Ahh yes it goes back when our fourfathers made bloopers |
| Host | And somehow this compotition became a tradition... |
| Host | Who writes this stuff? |
| Host | Each contestant will be assigned to each station |
| Host | They will a have an emulator with the ROM, Sony Vegas and some pretzels |
| Host | They will have a limited amount of time to make a SM64 blooper!!! |
| Host | Now lets go live to the game! |
| Host | Ok now everyone listen up! You will have a 1 min setup and then we start! |
| Host | And don't think of smashing my head with a monitor! |
| SMG4 | Dammit! I wanted to smash his head with a monitor D: |
| SMG4 | Hi I'm SMG4 who are you? |
| MM54321 | Sigh... MarioMario54321 |
| MM54321 | Go away... |
| Mario | Cmon! You can do this!... You know it feels like I work for everyone around here |
| Host | Ok nerds! The game starts in.... 5... |
| [The screen zooms in on SMG4...] | |
| Host | .....4 |
| SMG4 | Lets do this... |
| [Then on MM54321...] | |
| Host | 3... |
| MM54321 | This is going to be a piece of cake... |
| Mario | Cake!? Where?! |
| [Then on... a trollface guy...] | |
| Host | 2... |
| MM54321 | Who let him here? |
| [And finally on Mario] | |
| Host | 1... |
| Mario | Give me a S give me a u ... Give me a perMarioGlitchy4! |
| Host | GO! |
| [The two machinimists begin working] | |
| Host | Well everyone is busy... I'm going to watch the Simpsons |
| Mario | Hey can I watch? |
| Host | Sure! |
| [The scene cuts to SMG4 working] | |
| SMG4 | ... Uh-oh I'm nervous... I can't get good ideas if I'm nervous... |
| SMG4 | ... THINK THINK!... |
| [SMG4's computer screen is shown] | |
| SMG4 | Ummm... uhhh dammit |
| SMG4 | Stupid peer pressure |
| [The scene cuts back to the city] | |
| MM54321 | Hehe I'm up to 8:30 min already this is too easy |
| SMG4 | Wait yes yes!!!! |
| [The screen shows SMG4 playing Pac-Man] | |
| SMG4 | Cmon Pac-Man!!! I give you pellets!! |
| SMG4 | I should really be working on my blooper... but the ghosts!!! |
| Screen Text | Some hours later... |
| Host | OK! THATS IT! ITS OVER STOP ALL WORK AND GIVE ME YOUR BLOOPERS |
| SMG4 | Uh-oh... Better act fast... I'm going to have to rush! |
| Host | MarioMario54321 you go first |
| MM54321 | It'll be my pleasure :D |
| Host | Please insert the USB into port... I'm speaking nerd again!!!! |
| [A very epic-looking blooper begins] | |
| Mario | Oohhh pretty lights... |
| Screen Text | Some time later... |
| [The blooper end shows Mario] | |
| Mario | Hey look its me! |
| Mario (blooper) | That's the end. Thanks For Watching! |
| Host | (sniff) ... That was so great I think I'm going to cry! |
| [SMG4 is shown shocked at the blooper's intensity] | |
| Mario | Wow you looked shock |
| SMG4 | Wow I underestimated him... |
| Host | SuperMarioGlitchy4 your up... like your going to beat him |
| SMG4 | Yeah right |
| [SMG4's blooper begins, showing Mario at Tall, Tall Mountain] | |
| Mario (blooper) | Hi everyone just taking a stroll |
| [Mario falls off the edge] | |
| Mario (blooper) | WOW!!! |
| Screen Text | THE END |
| [The blooper ends, back to the city] | |
| SMG4 | Anybody :D ...... |
| (crickets) | |
| SMG4 | Oh forget you guys |
| Host | I guess we all know the winner :D MARIOMARIO54321! |
| MM54321 | Thank you thank you I love you all! |
| Host | Speech! Speech! |
| MM54321 | Well maybe one day you too can be a successful machinimist like me and other machinimist out there who are better than me |
| Mario | Hey wait a minute where's SMG4? |
| SMG4 | (sniff, cry, sob, cry) |
| Mario | No one makes my boss cry I got to do something... I know! |
| [Mario dials a number on his phone] | |
| Mario | Yes hello military? There some terrorist in Oviscity can you please come and help? |
| Mario | Oohh yeah do that thanks |
| Mario | Hehe MarioMario54321 has something in store for him |
| SMG4 | (sniff) Lets go home... |
| SMG4 | Hey what's that noise? |
| MM54321 | Where's that noise coming from??? |
| SMG4 | What the hell? |
| [An insane number of missiles is fired at Oviscity] | |
| SMG4 | Holy mushrooms! |
| [The missiles make contact, destroying Oviscity] | |
| Mario | Yeah! Hahaha! |
| SMG4 | Oh... What happened? |
| SMG4 | Ohhh snap.... |
| SMG4 | I think we killed Oviscity.... |
| Mario | Damn right we did! Thats what MarioMario54321 and the other nerds gets |
| SMG4 | You know what lets go home.... |
| [Mario and SMG4 leave] | |
| Host | You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you to hell! |
| MM54321 | What a baby |
| End of transcript |