The Mario Parable is an episode of the series Super Mario 64 Bloopers based on "The Stanley Parable". There is also a ripoff to it called "The Pingu Parable" by AgentCack.
Plot
Mario's life is taken over by "The Narrator", who constantly tries to get Mario to follow a generic Mario Games plot. No one believes him and he is believed to insane. Here's how it goes(roll the film!):
Full Plot
Beggining
Super mario 64 bloopers The Mario Parable
The narrator says hi & welcome. He tells a little story about Mario, a girl boy plumber that spends ginormous amounts of time eating spaghetti like the fatass he is in a castle. Eating spaghetti is what he does of each day of each month of each year in his life & he was happy. But then something strange & tragic happened apon him. The princess called Mario. With such curiousity, Mario decided to go see what she wanted from him. Mario declines & the narrator asks why. Mario says the princess is a bitch. The princess calls Mario for spaghetti. But neither the princess, nor the spaghetti were there. In fact, his collages were nowhere to be seen, too. Suddenly, the princess' scream came from one of the paintings.
Middle
The narrator was shocked while Mario just said "Screw this, I'm leaving." The narrator says its to make Mario's life more interesting. Mario told him to go away & to stop "narrating his life". The narrator shows Mario what "narrating his life" really sounds like & Mario doesn't like the story that way. The narrator asks "Can we go back to the story?" & Mario rus off, screaming like a girl. Mario spots Luigi. Maybe my brother can get that infernal voice to go away & never com back, Mario thought, He knows everything about dealing with completely unoriginal, stupid, crappy overrated "narrators" that become 'outdated & forgotten in a week! He runs over to Luigi. he blurts out random stuff that Luigi doesn't understand. Luigi doesn't beleive him & runs off. Mario rages & tells the magician to get rid of the narrator immediently with a speach bubble with a crossed-out microphone on it. The wizard's wand lights up. the wizzrad gets crushed by a thwomp.
Rest is TBA for now, sorry
Characters
- Princess Peach (Doesn't appear physically)
- Old Man (Wizard)
- Ivo Robotnik
Trivia
- Mario speaks in his generic DS rpg voice, and Luigi i referred to as 'to retarded' to understand'
- The Narrator constantly breaks the fourth wall, and refers to Mario's life as Super Mario 64
- The music that was playing during the Narrator's Rap was the intro from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.