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SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents...
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| Voice in Background
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Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
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(Cut to the area outside Peach's Castle)
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| Lakitu
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(offscreen) Mario? Your suppose to be infront of the cam!
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| Mario
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(appears at the bottom of the screen) (Luigi!) Luigi?! Where are you?
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| Mario
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Have you guys seen Luigi? He owes me 10 dollars!!!
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| Lakitu
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(offscreen) Well he is your brother you should know where he is
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| Mario
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(enters the castle) (Luigi!) Luigi!
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(Cut to the summit at Bob-omb Battlefield)
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| Mario
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(Luigi!) Luigi! Are you under here? (lifts up King Bob-omb)
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| Mario
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Dammit! (throws King Bob-omb and walks away)
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(Cut to Whomp's Fortress, where Mario is hanging onto a flying owl)
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| Mario
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(Luigi!) (lets go of owl and falls) (Mamaf***er!) (lands) (groan)
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| Mario
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(on top of the castle spire) (Luigi!)
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| Mario
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(in a fish tank in the castle) (Luigi!)
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| Mario
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(looking underneath Bowser in Bowser's Lair) (Luigi!)
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(Cut to the main room of the castle)
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| Mario
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(glitching in midair) WHERE'S LUIGI?!!!!
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (Help! Help!)
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| Mario
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(drops down) Hey did you hear that?
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (crying)
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| Mario
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(Luigi!) Luigi! It came from that room!
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| Mario
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(enters the room with the path to the secret slide) (Luigi!)
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| Mario
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(Whoa!) Holy!
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(Mario exits the room and crouches)
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| Mario
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(retching noises) BLAAAAAAAAARGHH!!
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(The screen shifts to show Toad)
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| Mario
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(comes onscreen) Umm Toad you might want to see this...
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| Toad
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What now?
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| Toad
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This better be good (goes to the secret slide room)
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(Cut to an image of 1966-era Batman)
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| Batman
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(gibberish)
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| Toad
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What this is it?
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| Mario
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NO! The other thing!!!
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(Cut to the secret slide room)
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| Toad
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WOW! Luigi! What happened to you?
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(The screen shifts to show Luigi, with pale skin and both legs and a hand missing)
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| Luigi
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(Help! Help! Help!)
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| Mario
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Luigi? What happened to you???
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| Luigi
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(blubbering)
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| Mario
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SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
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| Mario
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Use TEXT! Like how I talk!!!!!!!!!
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| Luigi
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(gibberish)
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| Mario
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Perfect Luigi can't speak!
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| Mario
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We have to get you a docter!
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1 hr later
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(Cut to the castle exterior, where an ambulance is parked upside-down, then to a room in the castle)
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| Dr. Mario
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>:D DIE! Germs!
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| Mario
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Doc? Why aren't you analyising Luigi?
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| Dr. Mario
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What do you think I am? A docter?
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| Mario
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Well yeah isn't that your name? DR. Mario?
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| Dr. Mario
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Uhh yeeeaaah I'm a docter.........................
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| Dr. Mario
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(goes to the secret slide room) Ok lets see
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(The screen shifts to show Luigi backwards long jumping)
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| Dr. Mario
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(offscreen) White face loss of arm and legs and only talks through audio....
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| Dr. Mario
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(offscreen) Hmmm
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| Dr. Mario
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I knew it... Its a Italian
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| Mario
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NOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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| Dr. Mario
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And he's got the rare disease called WEEGEE DISEASE!
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| Mario
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Oh well thats nothing big (leaves room)
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| Dr. Mario
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Don't you want to hear the symptoms?
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(Cut to Mario in the main room)
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| Mario
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Weegee Disease doesn't sound like a big problem
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (intensifying blubbering)
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| Mario
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...Just ignore Luigi's noises...
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| Mario
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:I
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| Mario
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>:(
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| Mario
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(runs back to the secret slide room) OK THATS IT!
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| Mario
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We got to cure him!!!!
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| Dr. Mario
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But there is no cure in existance
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| Mario
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WHAT!? Really?
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| Dr. Mario
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Yep... Oh look at the time I got to go steal some drugs
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(Cut to the castle exterior as the ambulance drives away, still upside down)
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| Dr. Mario
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(offscreen) See you!
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(Cut back to the secret slide room)
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| Mario
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................
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| Mario
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(raging) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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| Mario
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DAMMIT DAMMIT!
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| Mario
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I got this annoying brother who has WEEGEE Disease!
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| Mario
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AND THERE'S NO CURE?!
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| Luigi
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(with Weegee head) (gibberish)
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| Mario
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(leaves room) Ok if I can't find a cure then Luigi will be annoying forever
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (gibberish)
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| Mario
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Shut up you!
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| Mario
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I need a professional wizard
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| Mario
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Toad do you know any professional wizard?
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| Toad
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How about the hobo that lives by our castle
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| Mario
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No he needs a longer beard
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(Cut to a Mario Party scene showing characters in wizard robes)
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| Mario
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Any wizards here? No
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(Cut to a Paper Mario location with characters wearing wizard hats)
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| Mario
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(wearing inverted wizard hat) Theres a wizard around here... I can smell it
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| Mario
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Or that could be me
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| Mario
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(enters Merlon's house) Hey do you know any wizards around here?
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| Merlon
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Uhh... Me?
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| Mario
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You? You don't have a pointy hat with stars and a long beard
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| Mario
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(exits house) Dumb wizards these days....
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| Mario
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Wait a minute... (Doh!) (enters house offscreen)
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| Mario
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Ok maybe you are a wizard so can you please help me!
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| Merlon
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What is it that you need help with?
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| Mario
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Well my brother has a disease called WEEGEE Disease!
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| Mario
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And there is no cure! And if there is no cure then he will be annoying forever!
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| Mario
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So do you know a cure?
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| Merlon
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Hmm... Weegee Disease... Not very common
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| Mario
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Well duh thats why they call it a rare disease!
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| Merlon
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I know a cure.. BUT I need your help!!!
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| Merlon
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I need you to go deep into a forest and find a rare herb
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| Mario
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O:I Its always work for me :(
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(Cut to the castle exterior)
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| Mario
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Ok forest that has a rare herb
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| Mario
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Wait... Did he mention which forest.....
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(Cut to black)
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| Mario
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(Mamaf***er!)
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(Cut to Mario looking over a map)
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| Mario
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Ok forest.... Rawest Forest.... Forever Forest.... Forest that I burnt down....
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| Mario
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Dammit! Screw this cheap map!
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(Cut to Mario in the castle's main room)
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| Mario
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Looks like this is impossible
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (Mario!)
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| Mario
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And you shut up!
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| Luigi
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(offscreen) (Okey dokey...)
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| Mario
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(lightbulb appears over head) Hey! I know where!
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(Cut to Mario in an unidentified location)
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| Mario
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The place where you get all your needs in a forest
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(The camera shifts to show the shop in Kokiri Forest)
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| Mario
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The Kokori... Cocori..... I don't know how to pronounce it
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| Mario
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With the best prices on useless stuff!
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Welcome
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| Mario
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You look kind of short
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| Shop Owner
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Shut up
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| Shop Owner
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So what do you want?
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| Mario
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Do you have any rare herbs that can cure Weegee Disease?
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| Shop Owner
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What? I do not understand
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| Mario
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(looks at items) Hmm ooh arrow... nooo
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| Mario
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Deku stick!... No not an herb
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| Mario
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No herbs?
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What do you think we are a small shop in a forest
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(Cut back to the castle exterior)
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| Mario
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Note to self: Burn forest down with the midget elves
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| Mario
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Now I think I know another forest
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(Cut to Mario walking around the Forest Maze)
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| Mario
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I think I'm lost....
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| Mario
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I hate this forest why didn't I know that I was going to get lost!
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| Mario
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Oh well I'll just follow that weird blue puppet I saw earlyer
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| Mario
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Or I could have fun! :D
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| Mario
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(bounces on top of a Wiggler) Weeee!
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| Mario
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Boing boing!
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| Mario
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(accidentally enters a battle with the Wiggler) Want to fight
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(Cut to black)
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| Mario
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Screw it I'll just shoot the Wriggler in the face
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(Cut to Mario in Forever Forest)
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| Mario
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I'm still lost!~!!!
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| Mario
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I should of brought my gun
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| Mario
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(narrowly avoids Piranha Plant) Wow! Can't get me!
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| Mario
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Haha! Stupid plant
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| Mario
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(stomps on Piranha Plant, taking damage) OWCH! My shoe!
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| Mario
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You poked a hole in it! Feel my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Mario
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With my ultra powers!
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| Mario
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(uses the Star Beam) Haha!
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| Mario
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(It's over 9000!)
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(The Star Beam deals no damage)
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| Mario
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(Mamaf***er!) Awww dammit useless stars!
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(Cut to Mario crawling through a realistic-looking forest)
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| Mario
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Tired... Hungry.. No herbs...
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| Mario
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I need to get out of these forest fast!
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OMG A FLY!
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| Mario
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(takes out flamethrower) Don't worry I'll kill it with this flame thrower I found!
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(Cut to Mario standing outside a burning forest)
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| Mario
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I didn't do it (walks away)
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(Cut to the main room of the castle)
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| Mario
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Luigi must be back to normal now
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| Mario
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(enters secret slide room) Are you okay Luigi? You haven't said anything (eyes widen in surprise)
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(Luigi is shown dancing naked to Haddaway's "What is Love")
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| Mario
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(exits room) (retching noises) BLARRRRGH!
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| Lakitu
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(offscreen) Oh come on I just cleaned there!
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| Mario
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Luigi stole my style: being naked and dancing to What is Love
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| Mario
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I need to stop this!!!!!! By finding the herb
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(Cut to Mario driving through a jungle)
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| Mario
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There's got to be a rare hurb here!
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| Mario
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Maybe in the jungles!
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(Mario drives in the grass and is pelted with rocks)
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| Natives
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(offscreen) Get off our grass!
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| Mario
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Its not like you own it!
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| Natives
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(offscreen) Yes we do!
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| Mario
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You natives suck
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(Cut to Mario outside the castle)
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| Mario
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Ok I give up...
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| Mario
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Where the hell could a rare herb be?
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| Mario
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And then for some reason I see this weird flower growing ontop of the castle!!!!
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| Mario
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Wait a minute flower growing on the castle?
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(The camera shifts to show a plant at the top of the castle spire and a floating Toad)
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| Toad
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(Yahoo! Yeah! Hahahahaha!)
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| Mario
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The herb! Got to get that herb!
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| Mario
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(inside a cannon) Fire!!!
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| Mario
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Wait wait! I need to get closer!
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| Mario
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(begins moving the cannon on top of the castle) Dammit
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| Mario
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(launches out of the cannon) FLy fatty!!
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| Mario
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(flies past the herb) Dammit! I missed!
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(Dr. Mario's ambulance falls from the sky, hitting Mario)
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| Dr. Mario
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(offscreen) Hi!
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| Mario
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What am I doing? I can use moon jump! (moon jumps to the roof)
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| Doopliss
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(falls from the sky, grabbing the herb) (Yeah!)
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| Mario
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HUH?
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| Mario
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(lands) What was that?
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| Doopliss
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It was me Slick! I stole your precious herb!
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| Mario
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Who are you?
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| Doopliss
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I am some random character created by SMG4!
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You shall not know my name! FOR I AM DOOPLISS!... Dammit!
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And I will never give back the rare herb!!!!!!!!!!
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Please?
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| Doopliss
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No
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| Mario
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I'll be your best friend?
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| Doopliss
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I said no!
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| Mario
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Then I'm going to have to take it by force! (walks toward Doopliss)
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| Doopliss
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(Fore!) (uses Shoop da Woop, knocking Mario backwards into the sky)
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(Home run!)
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| Mario
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(lands in Merlon's house) AHHHHHH! DAMMIT! STUPID!
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| Merlon
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Did you get the herb?
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| Mario
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NO! Some Doopiss guy stole it >:(
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| Merlon
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Oohh thats too bad
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| Merlon
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Hey.... Whats that thing in your pocket?
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| Mario
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(takes out 1-up) This its just a 1-up Mushroom that I sat on
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| Merlon
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You know those can also be a rare herb!
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| Mario
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WHAT!?
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| Merlon
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(takes 1-up) Yeah! Since in real life there isn't any!
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| Merlon
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Ok now to make the herb....
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| Merlon
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Uhh... you shove that... with this.... cmon!....
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| Merlon
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There!... Its.... potion... I think.... (gives potion to Mario)
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| Mario
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Thx! Melon!
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| Merlon
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Its Merlon!
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(Cut to the castle's exterior)
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| Mario
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LUIGI! I GOT THE CURE!!!!!!
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| Mario
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YAHOO! NO MORE ANNOY!
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Good bye Weegeee Disaese!
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(Weehe-) (jumps into castle wall) (Mamaf***er!)
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(enters castle) (Luigi! Luigi! Luigi! Luigi! Luigi! Luigi!)
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(Cut to the secret slide room)
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| Luigi
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(running in circles) (Trolololololololololololol)
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| Mario
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Luigi! I got the solution!
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| Mario
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(takes out beer) See see!... I'm holding it!
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| Mario
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Oops... Wrong one...
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| Mario
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(takes out potion) This is it!
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| Luigi
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(Yahoo!)
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| Mario
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Take a sip... but not too-...
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| Luigi
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(drinks entire potion) (long burp)
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| Mario
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Please work please work.....
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| Mario
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Cmon...
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| Luigi
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(Do a barrel roll!) (explodes)
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| Mario
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NOOOOOOOOO! HE turned into a coin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Mario
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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(The screen shifts to show Luigi, perfectly fine, behind Mario)
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Mario...
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| Mario
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Oh its so sad! Luigi! You turned into a coin!!!
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| Mario
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And I never got that 10 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Luigi
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MARIO! I'm right here!
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| Mario
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Oh hai Luigi =3... WAIT WHAT?!
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| Mario
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BUT I... thought you had WEEGEE Disease....
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| Luigi
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That Luigi you saw who couldn't talk was a robot I programmed
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| Luigi
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I planted him there so you all thought I was sick
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| Luigi
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And I was on mini vaction while I had "Weegee Disease"
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| Mario
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But then Dr. Mario said...
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| Luigi
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You do know that Dr. Mario isn't a docter...
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| Luigi
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And doesn't have a medical liscence... He's more of a terrorist..
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| Luigi
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Now if you excuse me I'm going to watch some SM64 bloopers!
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| Mario
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(exits room) (retching noise) BLARRRRRRRRhhhhG!
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| Lakitu
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(offscreen) Oh stop vomiting there!!!
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(Cut to black)
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THX FOR WATCHING!
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| Mario
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(offscreen) (Mamaf***er!) He still owes me 10 dollars
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