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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: War of the Fat Italians 2012.
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"once upon a time..."
Mario: hey smg4!
SMG4: yeah?
Mario: (Troll face) I'm better than you.
SMG4: FUUUUUUUUUUUU------------
"War of the Fat Italians 2012"
SMG4: you think you're better than me?
Mario: no I think you're really gay.
SMG4: What was that?!
Mario: nothing lololololololol.
SMG4: ok if you think you're better than me, then let's race! We'll race to the top of the summit! Whoever gets to the-...mario?
Mario: hahahahahaha!!!
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SMG4: I'm going to win!!!!
Mario: Oh hai smg4! I've been waiting for you!
SMG4: Dah shit!
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Mario: I can fly further in a cannon than you!
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Mario: haha! beat that!
SMG4: I can beat mario! I am the master!
Mario: Delivery for the "master"
SMG4: ...what the...
(Bob-omb sound effect)
SMG4: -Screams-
(explosion)
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SMG4: who can hold their breath the longest?
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SMG4: :D
Mario: ESFMIGNSDDG SFHELP ME..W.FFEASDD
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Mario: returning the baby penguin!
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"Great father"
SMG4: excuse me miss is this your son?
Penguin: NO! DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME?!
SMG4: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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SMG4: FLYING!!!
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SMG4: *Screams*
Mario: *Screams*
Bowser: HAHA! YOU CAN'T FLY!!!!
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Mario: hump a tree!!!!
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- Humping noises*
SMG4: wait what?
Mario: ..um...I mean...swimming in snow!
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Mario AH! WHAT THE HELL? I'M F**KING STUCK! F**KING MOTHER F**KER!
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SMG4: ok this is just getting stupid!
Mario: No it's not you're just afraid.
SMG4: ...what...do you...mean...afraid?
Mario: You're afraid you will lose against meh awesomeness.
SMG4: You kidding? I could kick your awesome ass back to Italy!
Mario: Oh I am sooo scared!!!
SMG4: Oh that's it!!!
Starman3: Guys! stop fighting! I can hear you from outside!
- Earlier*
SMG4: I'll whip yo ass!!!!
Mario: Oh yeah? Whip me, I dare you to!!!
SMG4: Don't make me use toad as a whip!
Starman3: wtf?
- Now*
Starman3: What are you fighting about anyway?
SMG4: This dude here is saying he's better than me!
Mario: You're better! At sucking! hahaha!
Starman3: There's only one way to fix this...
Mario: *sigh* you're right starman there is only one way to fix it....
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Mario: Shooting people out of a cannon!!!
Mario: Fire!