Super Mario 64 Bloopers: War of the Fat Italians 2013

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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: War of the Fat Italians 2013
Season	3
Episode	48
Overall	147
Blooper Information
U.S. airdate	October 13, 2013
Series	Super Mario 64 Bloopers War of the Fat Italians
Viewers	1.8M+ views
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: War of the Fat Italians 2013 is the forty-eighth episode of Season 3 and the one hundred and forty-seventh overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the third episode in the War of the Fat Italians series. It was aired on October 13, 2013.

Synopsis

The war is back! were the two idiots challenge each other to see who's more awesome...at doing useless crap!

Rules are simple: each challenge shows what must be done to the awesomness.

who do you think won?

Plot

Prologue

After Mario tries bathtub sliding, he and SMG4 once again fight about who has more swag, so with X being the host, SMG4 and Mario go through those challenges against each other to see who really has the most swag.

Challenges

1. Goomba Stomping

In Bob-omb Battlefield, if X asks questions, SMG4 left running but stomps one Goomba. When Mario saw another one, he punches it, emerging more Goombas, which Mario screams. After X gives a score to the plumber, he gets hit by a Goomba.

• Winner: SMG4

2. Who can fly better?

Mario believes in magic as he jumps and falls from a tower. SMG4 later thinks that the plumber forgot caps to fly.

• Winner: SMG4

3. Making Peach happy

Mario shouts at Peach that her boobs look wonderful inside her castle that she throws him outside. SMG4 later talks to the princess while the Italian said that he never visit the castle again, making Peach excite.

• .Winner: SMG4

4. Climbing the Castle (Without using the cannon)

SMG4 jumps and getting hit by a castle wall, tried, but falls down. Mario tells Peach that her a** is pretty, crying, she throws him to the top, and he dances on the castle, much to the blue Italian's dismay.

• Winner: Mario

5. Swag.

While driving a car in the city, SMG4 listens to the song, nodding his head up and down many times, but Mario, between the two spaghetti bowls, dances to "Boogie Wonderland" with four characters.

• Winner: Mario

6. Making the dead rise

Mario crouches to make his rise: a tree emerging from the ground, much to the embarrassed plumber, saying "MAMAF***ER!!" Later, SMG4 sings the chorus to make Po, emerging from the flower field, screaming SMG4 runs away.

• Winner: Tied

7. Plumbing

After the duo went to the pipes, Mario uses flame fart to burn SMG4 and the Piranhas.

• Winner: Mario

8. Sexy fashion?

The duo wearing the swag ones, with Hobo as a princess, but X looks "sexeh".

• Winner: Tied

9. Pokémans!

During the battle, Mario's Pikachu uses Thunderbolt, but it says its name, punched by Mario. SMG4 f***s the plumber up that Zorua beats him.

• Winner: SMG4

10. Returning the lost penguin

Mario walks to SMG4 that his penguin is the actual one, screwing Mario as the man walks away. He calls this penguin, only to fall off.

• Winner: SMG4

11. Make Weegee happy????

Weegee asks Mario if he wants to play, he shuts up, Weegee walking away. SMG4 tells that there's free food inside the garbage bin, Weegee excitedly saying "WWEEEEEEGGGEEEEEE!!!"

• Winner: SMG4

12. Watching TV

While the duo watching Dora, SMG4 wants to watch something. Mario asks if the plumber hates the series thus starting a fight.

• Winner: Tied

13. THE SPAGHETTI CHALLENGE?!

X starts this one about eating under 5 seconds, which Mario won.

• Winner: Mario

Much to the surprised blue Italian, he tells the viewer that "it's war time!"

14. WAR!

Meanwhile, Mario talks the honor that asks everyone ready, much to the big penguin sliding away. Back at the castle, SMG4, riding a big, dark green tank, shoots the ground, which Toad screams like Godzilla, running away. SMG4's tank uses Awesome Swag Kill to kill Mario, dodging and using Luigi Launcher, which tries to destroy a tank, flying away. Mario sees the castle's top, he got his idea.

• Winner: Tied

15. Bathtub sliding

Mario jumps high to the top and sits on a bathtub, sliding down but a tank shoots a bathtub, and Mario finally destroys the tank.

• Winner: Mario

Epilogue

SMG4's stuff went to his head while Mario doesn't care about the thing too but the duo running to X. Mario shouts that X is still the host, so SMG4 had the viewers vote for who they believe won.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario
• SMG4

Supporting Characters

• X

Minor Characters

• Toad
• Goombas
• Peach Toadstool
• Penguins
  • Tuxie
• Pikachu
• Zorua debut
• Weegee
• Luigi

Cameos

• Bob-omb
• Bob-omb Buddy
• Piranha Plants
• Old Man Hobo
• Teletubbies
  • Po

Challenge table

Round	Challenge	Winner
1	Goomba Stomping	SMG4
2	Who can fly better?	SMG4
3	Make Peach happy	SMG4
4	Climbing the castle (Without the cannon)	Mario
5	Swag	Mario
6	Making the dead rise	Draw
7	Plumbing	Mario
8	Sexy fashion	Draw
9	Pokemans!	SMG4
10	Returning the lost penguin	SMG4
11	Make Weegee happy	SMG4
12	Watching TV	Draw
13	The spaghetti challenge	Mario
14	WAR!	Draw
15	Bathtub sliding	Mario

Results

Mario	SMG4	Draw
5	6	4

Trivia

• The scene where Mario holds the baby penguin over the cliff is an obvious nod to the famous scene from The Lion King.
• It's still disputed who won.
• SMG4 is heard screaming "CRUSH KILL DEST-....nah", this is a reference to a line from the Pony.MOV series, where the only thing a single character would say was "Crush, kill, destroy, swag!". The line has become an Internet meme.
• The Luigi Launcher seen here might be the prototype of the Waluigi Launcher.

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