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Mario: Hey!... what are you playing?
SMG4: I'm playing minecraft :D
Mario: What!? what r****d plays gaycraft!
SMG4: >:( what you mean r****d! Its an awesome game!
Mario: ok thats it give me the keyboard
SMG4: wait what!?
Mario: game so r****d! Must close it!
SMG4: oh you don't!
SMG4: Im about to craft a stick >:(
Mario: NO! R****ded game must close!
SMG4:.. *Sob*.. I just wanted to play.. *Sob*
SMG4: But now i must go back to the... cold.. cold world.... :(
Mario: You do that, now i must close this.
SMG4: OH, YOUR DEAD NOW!!!
*Fighting starts*
SMG4: Ok thats it! Eat this!!!!
*SMG4 throws rock at his computer*
*Computer is broken*
Mario: HAHA! You missed me!
Mario: Oh great, now the computer is crying
*Portal opens*
Mario: we are going to be sucker into that portal, aren't we?
SMG4: yyyup.
Mario: And we are going to the minecraft universe, right?
Smg4: yyyup.
Mario: ...bring it on...
*SMG4 and Mario gets sucker in minecraft universe portal*
Generation level. Building terrain.
*Both Mario and SMG4 appear in the Minecraft World.*
Text: Mario has entered the server. Smg4 has entered the server.
Mario: OMG! this is so cool! :D You know how much I love Minecraft?!
SMG4: Oh, and whatever happened to "this game is r****ded."
Mario: But now...I can see the true blockiness of Minecraft!!!
SMG4: ...Whatever...Let's just build a house before the zombies come.
Mario: Okay. What is the first thing we do to build a house?
SMG4: We start off punching trees.
Mario: WTF?! Punching a tree?! What am I, a r****d?
SMG4: JUST DO IT!
*Mario goes up to the birch tree.*
Mario: Stupid r****ded friend...
*He began punching the birch tree until one part of it comes off, ready to be collected.*
Mario: HOLY CRAP! I did it! :D:D:D:D:D:D
SMG4: OMG! I DON'T CARE! You keep doing that. I'll get some wood.
*He walks away. Mario watches him before looking at the trees.*
Mario: Hmm...I wonder if there is a faster way to harvest wood...
sometime later
SMG4: Okay, Mario. I'm back. I hope you collected a lot of wood...Oh, what the?...
*Mario appears to have a bunch of lava pillars behind him.*
Mario: Oh, hey, SMG4. Do you like it? I thought lava could melt the wood.
SMG4: You're an imbecile!
Mario: What's an imecile?
*SMG4 goes crazy and angry before a static screen in the form of rainbows transitions to just SMG4 and Mario.*
SMG4: Okay, Mario. This spot seems fine for our house.
Mario: Stand back, SMG4! Let the master of construction do this...