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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: Mario Takes the Idiot Test.
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| (The blooper begins in the secret slide room of Peach's Castle) | |
| Toad | (offscreen) Hi Mario u mad bro? |
| Mario | (offscreen) RAWR! |
| (Mario enters the secret slide room) | |
| Mario | YOU!!!!!!!!!!! >:( |
| (The screen shifts, showing SMG4 holding a knife and Link's body bleeding out next to him) | |
| SMG4 | I wasn't doing anything : I ..... |
| Mario | (flailing his limbs) (RAAAAAWWWWWWWR!) |
| SMG4 | Uhh... what? |
| Mario | Where did you put my gun?!! |
| (Link is now fully conscious) | |
| SMG4 | Your gun huh? ........ |
| (A flashback begins, showing Baby Mario holding a gun outside of the castle, while Luigi approaches him) | |
| Luigi | Hey Baby Mario nice gun you got there |
| Luigi | So what you using it for? |
| (Baby Mario shoots off Luigi's head) | |
| Luigi | ...Darn I just had that reattached |
| (The flashback ends, back to the secret slide room) | |
| Mario | YOU GAVE THE GUN TO THE BABY!? |
| Mario | I should of thought of that |
| Mario | So what are you doing now? |
| SMG4 | *Dammit where did Link go* Huh? Oh nothing |
| Mario | Hey what game is that on your screen? |
| (The computer screen appears, showing the first level of the Idiot Test) | |
| SMG4 | (offscreen) Oh that's just the Idiot Test its a cool game |
| Mario | Ohh! Can I play! |
| SMG4 | YOU! DO THE IDIOT TEST!~?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! (laughs loudly) |
| Mario | (Hrrngh!) (throws a knife in anger) |
| Luigi | Hi guys what are we-.... |
| (The knife hits Luigi in his forehead) | |
| Luigi | It ok! This is the 10th time it happened today! |
| SMG4 | You don't even know what 1+1 is! |
| Mario | Yeah I do! Its its.... |
| (SMG4 and Mario stare in silence) | |
| Mario | Shut up! I can do the Idiot Test!! |
| Mario | I'll show you I AM AN IDIOT! |
| SMG4 | You just did |
| (The first level screen appears, with a blue square, a yellow triangle, and a red circle) | |
| Idiot Test | The Idiot Test
Simply click on the square to begin. Hint: The square is blue! |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ok simply click on the square to begin |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ooh! I know what a squuaer is |
| Mario | (offscreen) Its blue... HMM... It must be... (clicks on the yellow triangle) |
| Idiot Test | YOU FOOL!!!
If you want to try again then hit the BIG rewind button, that is, if you're smart enough to! |
| Mario | (offscreen) (MAMAF***ER!) >:(!!!! That was bluellow and it was squsare |
| Mario | (offscreen) ........Which one is the rewind button |
| SMG4 | No suprise you can't even get past the intro |
| Mario | >:( Hey! I if I knew what skware is I would be half way! |
| (The screen cuts back to the first level) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) I'm just going to guess... this weird blue square |
| (Mario clicks the square, and the game advances to a screen with one large and four small red buttons) | |
| Idiot Test | Press the big red button to continue... |
| Mario | (offscreen) (Yippee!) YEAH! I'm too smartsz! |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ok press the big red button to continue |
| Mario | (offscreen) But they're all red buttons |
| SMG4 | OMG! Think! The BIG! red button |
| Mario | O_O |
| (From Mario's perspective, the screen begins to distort and mix together) | |
| Mario | NO! Mario! Concentrate! |
| (Mario envisions a dancing Luigi onscreen) | |
| Mario | GET OUT OF MY FACE LUIGI! |
| Luigi | You called me Mario? |
| (A frying pan hits Luigi in the face) | |
| Luigi | Ow. |
| Mario | (offscreen) Wait a minute! Big red! |
| Mario | (offscreen, hovering his cursor over the big red button) ITS THIS ONE! |
| SMG4 | (wakes up) Did I hear what I thought I heard cause I heard what I heard and that means I should of heard what I heard |
| SMG4 | We could have hope! |
| Mario | :D omgz! My brainz! iz gaining 1 eyeQ |
| ("Hallelujah" begins playing as the cursor hovers over the big red button) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) Oh wait it was this one (clicks on one of the small buttons) |
| Idiot Test | YOU FOOL!!!
If you want to try again then hit the BIG rewind button, that is, if you're smart enough to! |
| Mario | (MAMAF***ER! MAMAF***ER! MAMAF***ER!) (throws the computer out of the window, where it hits Luigi) |
| Luigi | (offscreen) Ow! Mario your going to pay for that! |
| SMG4 | *sigh* |
| Mario | Screw this! I'm going on lolcats.com |
| SMG4 | No! You must do this test to see if your dumb or not! |
| Mario | But I don't wanna ): |
| Mario | And besides! You just want me to do this because of humiliation |
| SMG4 | (while holding video camera) Don't worry no one is going to see this |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ok fine.... I'm going to press this big red button since it represents my fatness |
| (The game advances to a screen with eight squares and one rectangle) | |
| Idiot Test | Press the rectangle to continue...
Hint: It's blue... |
| Mario | (offscreen) OH YEAH! Twooooo goodsz! |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ok press the rectangle to continue |
| Mario | (offscreen) But.... they're all rectangles! |
| SMG4 | Mario remember what I said! |
| Mario | Okay Mario think (creates a thought bubble with SMG4 inside) |
| SMG4 | (in thought bubble) Remember getting robbed is a welcome in America |
| Mario | No no no! |
| SMG4 | (in thought bubble) Being fat is a normal thing if you don't work for me |
| Mario | No something that will help me! |
| SMG4 | (in thought bubble) Hey Mario does that bra make my boobs look big |
| Mario | NO NO! I just need to guess! |
| X | Hey what's Mario doing? |
| SMG4 | Failing at the Idiot Test |
| X | Oh god watchout! (ducks under a flying frying pan) |
| Mario | (offscreen) I'm going to guess it's this rectangle (clicks the correct one) |
| Idiot Test | Way to go! You passed the first level! You can now consider yourself as a: Border-Line Idiot! |
| Mario | (offscreen) Awwwwww yeeeeehhh |
| Mario | (dancing) YAHOOOO! I'm a border-line idiot! |
| SMG4 | Hey! There's still more |
| Mario | (offscreen) Ok lets see what's the next question I can own! |
| Idiot Test | What is 1+1=? |
| (Dramatic music) | |
| Mario | :( I'm screwed |
| SMG4 | Ok Mario like I said USE YOUR BRAIN! |
| Mario | Ok Mario use your brain.... |
| (Mario's brain is shown, revealing that it is very small, cricket sounds) | |
| Mario | Oh look! A hint maybe this will help |
| Idiot Test | Hint: Its not sphagetti |
| Mario | 0_O |
| (Mario's brain explodes) | |
| Mario | (flops on the floor) (su mensaje ti ti ti tiritiri ti ti ti ti ti tiritiri ti) |
| (Mario continues flopping and singing as he begins to catch on fire) | |
| SMG4 | So sad.... |
| (The screen cuts to black) | |
| Screen Text | Oma sake de de de de de de de de
Translated: Thanks for watching |
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