Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake Is a Lie!/Transcript

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This page is the transcript for SuperMarioGlitchy4's first video, The Cake Is a Lie!.

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[The video starts with Peach in the sky and an overlay of a letter directed to Mario.]

Letter:

Dear Mario:
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly--
Princess Toadstool
Peach

Mario
I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!
[Peach and the letter disappear, and Lakitu flies in, showing a view of the castle. A pipe comes out of the ground, and Mario jumps out.]
Mario
CAKE!!!
[The pipe goes back into the ground, and Mario runs toward the castle.]
Mario
Wahoo! Free cake for nothing!
[Lakitu flies down to face Mario on the bridge.]
Lakitu
Hey Mario, don't you think you’re fat enough?
Mario
That's what your mom said! LOL!
Lakitu
Fine tubby.
[Lakitu flies away, and Mario enters the castle. He walks up to Toad.]
Mario
Hey Toad, have you seen Peach?
Toad
No, why?
Mario
Her letter said she had cake!
Toad
Oh...well about that...she lied.
Mario
WHAT!
Toad
She thought you were getting too fat for the pipe to her castle, so she used the letter to test if you could fit.
Mario
But the letter…
Toad
The cake was a lie.
Mario
You're lying!
Toad
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!

THE
CAKE
WAS
A

[Mario runs off screaming.]
Mario
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Toad
Hehe! Sucker...
[Cut to Mario outside the castle punching a wall.]
Mario
DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mario
If I EVER see peach again I'm gonna...............do something!
Lakitu
Is that the best you can say?
Mario
SHUT UP!!!!
[Mario walks to the castle grounds and sees Peach in the distance.]
Mario
Hey! Who's that over there?
[Mario walks up closer and checks to see who it is. And when he sees it is actually Peach, he becomes insanely appalled.]
Mario
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach
Hi, Mar-
[Mario picks up Peach and throws her, and then punches her a few times.]
Mario
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA-
[Mario explodes and turns into a coin.]
[Cut back to Toad in the castle.]
Toad
WOW! I just had a feeling that Mario died... WAHOOOOOOOOO!
[cut to black, death sound from Super Mario Bros. plays.)]
Lakitu
That was good footage.
[Screen displays text: End of video.]