Super Mario 64 Christmas Special 2011 is the sixteenth episode of Season 2 and the sixty-fifth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This episode was aired on December 18, 2011.
It's the 24th of December, Mario is eager for Christmas!, and everyone does not believe in Santa anymore....and he does something terrible!
The episode begins on Christmas Eve (December 24). Mario is in the main hall of the castle sleeping. He sleep-talks about spaghetti, pasta, and Jesus. Toad then wakes Mario up. Mario yells at Toad, asking if there is a fire; and to throw Luigi into it. But all that Toad wanted to tell Mario was that he forgot to put up the Christmas Decorations. Mario then realizes that he forgot. He then tells Toad to get a rake and to start decorating some stuff. Mario then runs off off-screen saying "FOR THE MOTHERLANDS!!!"
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After the castle is almost completely decorated for Christmas, Mario says that he is almost done, he says that he needs to decorate the wall where Toad stands near with a hobo "to make this more retarded..." He then tells Toad to wear the iconic Santa hat and beard. Which makes Toad question if he is taking Christmas a bit too seriously. Mario then aggressive calls him a slave and that he will steal his cheese. He then laughs where he goes all over the place. Toad then tries to gets Mario's attention, but Mario is exited over the fact that Santa is coming. Toad then asks him if he still believes in Santa. To which Mario says yes, and continues. asking Toad who else would give the gang presents? Mario gives an example by saying "random hobos?". This makes Mario think for a moment about what he said.
On the top of the main hall stairs, ADD, accompanied with GD, says that he noticed Mario had put up the decorations. Mario responds joyfully saying that he stole it from the orphanage. GD then curiously asks Mario what he is going to do this Christmas. Mario gives numerous replies: going skiing, snowboarding, buying presents, and Christmas caroling, helping old people, punching a guy in the face, etc etc.
SMG4 then comes in saying that he got the milk and cookies that Mario asked for. Mario then proceeds to eat it, and then says that it's stale. SMG4 then adds on saying that it wasn't really milk. Mario then asks what was it, to which SMG4 replies that it was "white stuff I found on the floor". Mario then says that he's going to play outside.
Outside, Mario wonders what he should do on this wonderful day. Luigi then says hi to his brother to which Mario asks Luigi what he is doing. Luigi responds by saying that he throwing snowballs at old people, and asks what Mario is doing; to which he replies that he waiting for Santa. Luigi then asks if he still believes in "that crap". Mario then responds that Santa is real and that he can prove it. He then points to the window frame with Santa on it. Luigi then says that it's Mario wearing a Santa hat. Mario then says he knows and asks if he is sexy. Luigi then says that he thinks it's time for him to go, and departs. Mario then sighs and asks god why doesn't anyone believe in Santa. Then the old man in the bathtub in a "god voice" says because he is gay.
Mario then goes back inside and asks SMG4 if he believes in Santa. He says no saying that "who would believe in a fat guy who eats your cookies and milks and gives out drugs to children?". Mario then asks X and FM if they believe in Santa. X replies that Santa is a myth or a legend, and that there is no Santa. Then FM adds on saying that he is fat.
Mario then runs back outside annoyed that no one believes in Santa. He then yells at an old lady asking if she believes in Santa. however the old lady thinks that he is going to rob her. Mario then punches the lady down the hill, with the old lady thinking she is doing cartwheels.
Back inside, Mario then questions Toad why doesn't anyone celebrate Christmas anymore. To which Toad responds that maybe Santa died in an reindeer accident. Mario then dies this saying that maybe everyone hates fat people. Toad then questions why Mario still believes in Santa. To which he asks Toad why he isn't wearing a shirt. Toad then says touche. Mario then says that there is only one way to get everyone to believe in Santa, and that's to sing Christmas Carols.
Outside on the walkway, Mario attempts to sing carols, but its mostly Tralalalala with some cheese mentioned. SMG4 then asks him if he has tried singing anywhere else other than outside the castle doors. Mario then sings in Cool Cool Mounting singing about wishing people a "merry jebus" The mother penguin remins silent, to which Mario says tough crowd. He then decides to sing to actual people. Mario then goes over to Wet Dry World Town to sing in front of one of the houses. He then gets yelled at the owner to get off his lawn, calling him a hobo in the process.
Back at the castle front lawn, Mario says that his plan isn't working, saying that he needs a partner. As he says that, he sees Luigi in the distance singing, and he goes over to join in. As Mario join into Luigi singing Jingle Bells, Luigi stops him saying that he will stab him if he doesn't shut up; then continues singing on his own again. Mario then says that it's hopeless and that he might as well get prepared for Christmas.
later that night
Everyone is asleep, except for Mario. he says that he can't sleep and also he needs to see Santa. He goes outside to see where he is, asking if the gourmet guy is Santa; to which he responds that he wasn't looking through Mario's garbage. A shadowy figure appears, but Mario thinks it's not Santa; but rather a ninja. However, it just so happens to be the old lady from before, asking what he said. Mario then proceeds to punch her again and she goes tumbling down the hill, still thinking she is cartwheeling.
Mario then looks up after hearing a noise; and "ho ho ho" could be heard from what looks like Santa and his sleigh. But Mario thinks it's another terrorist and proceeds to shoot it down. The object proceeds to crash across from the wooden bridge. Mario then feels sorry for what he thinks is still a flying terrorist. He then goes over in an attempt to steal his wallet.
After walking closer, he notices that the guy isn't a terrorist; but instead thinks it's a hobo. As the unidentified man gets up in pain, the sleigh behind him is on fire. The man then asks what just happened. Mario then says to the man that his "magic carpet ride" is over; adding that he will get him into a dumpster. The man asks Mario what did he just do; to which he asks how did he know his name. Mario continues asking if he is a magical hobo. The man identifies himself as Santa, and that what Mario just did to his sleigh might make him a hobo. Mario overreacts in joy; however Santa says after what he just did to his sleigh, that he is now going to be on the naughty list. Mario then is in shock, saying that it was an accident. Santa responds by yelling at him saying that he shot down his sleigh, burnt the reindeer, and ruined Christmas. Mario then says that it's not that bad; continuing, he says to give the kids drugs and to take a vacation. Santa responds that it's more complicated than that and he only has one night. Mario offers some help fix Christmas, and that he hopes he will get off the naughty list.
Santa starts off saying that the world's presents are now burnt. Mario says to screw the world and instead focus on the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario then says that he got a million presents from Luigi on Valentines Day. Santa replies that won't work, especially in 1 night. Mario asks Santa to reconsider, saying that he is his only hope. Santa then replies that all the elves are having a rave party at the moment; and so accepts Mario's help, but also says that he needs to change. Mario then says that he wants Santa's suit. Santa tells Mario to stop and that he himself will just do it.
In Santa's outfit, Mario gets comfy in the suit, asking how fat Santa is, and questioning why the suit smells like eggnog. Meanwhile Santa disguises himself as an old man and tells Mario to deliver the presents. For training purposes, he tells Mario to first do the castle. Mario responds that there is no chimney, Santa responds to Mario that he'll think of something. Before Mario goes, Santa tells him that he is depending on Mario. Mario replies back saying that he really needs to go to the bathroom. And so the two depart ways.
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