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Super Mario 64 Commercial: Join the Evil Side is the forty-first episode of Season 2 and the ninetieth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This episode was aired on July 14, 2012.
SMG3 wants YOU to join the ranks of the forces of evil.
SMG3 is seen at the castle filming a commercial to persuade tired heroes to convert to villainy while. SMG3 shows how villainy can be as fun as beating up a bunch of goombas. One of the goombas, however, flips out on SMG3 for punching him. SMG3 offers that all new villains get a free complimentary t-shirt.
SMG3 states that being a villain includes fun things like: killing innocent creatures, killing innocent people. A nude Mario interrupts by saying villains get naked. When Mario is asked by the cameraman what is wrong, Mario admits he is tired of being a hero. SMG3 says to join his army and Mario gets a new villain costume and he gets a new gun, which he uses to shoot an annoyed SMG3.
SMG3 asks if the viewer is a sore loser like Bowser, and asks if the viewer would rather be a truly evil guy. SMG3 then throws Bowser around. SMG3 says to join his army the viewer should call 1300-1244-SMG4ISGAY and SMG3 shows footage of the feedback to prove he isn't lying, which he totally is.
The commercial cuts to Mario nude and freezing in the snow pleading for help, to which SMG3 demands the other footage. It cuts to OO12345 who states that joing SMG3's gay club made his life so much better shortly before realizing that it isn't a gay club. It then cuts to Xboxfan996 who states that SMG3's army made him tougher and stronger as well as gayer, as the army is really really gay. It cuts to Mario stating it is the best thing in the world and that it is delicious. SMG3 responds by yelling that they are not talking about spaghetti. Mario responds by leaving to take a dump.
It cuts back to SMG3 who talks about how his evil force has awesome ratings like 10 of 1000. As SMG3 is wrapping up his commercial, he is interrupted by Starman3, who was told of SMG3's scheme by SMG4. SMG3 creeps Starman away by pretending to be a gay diabetic who loves him. MM asks if SMG3 borrowed his toothbrush and a scared SMG3 jumps out the castle window. FM angrily asks if SMG3 made an evil commercial. SMG3 covers his tracks by claiming he was making a homosexual commercial. SMG3 asks why an old man is with FM. The old man came to enroll in SMG3's army and SMG3 first tasks the old man with flying. SMG3 throws the old man at Luigi and he falls over.
SMG3 wraps up his commercial and hopes that the viewer will join the dark side. A nude Mario enters the room and tells SMG3 it is time for his foot rub, to SMG3's disgust.