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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2011 by SMG4.
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| (The blooper begins outside the castle, as a Weegee head floats by) | |
| Screen Text | SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents |
| Screen Text | A Halloween special |
| Screen Text | :D |
| Screen Text | Enjoy teh zombez |
| (Screen fades to black, then cuts to the main room of Peach's Castle) | |
| Toad | Its so cold today! |
| Mario | Then I'll use my flame thrower! (takes out flamethrower) |
| Toad | No Mario! |
| (Mario lights Toad on fire, turning him into a pile of ash) | |
| Toad | Idiot >:( |
| Toad | (now back to normal) Can't you go play with someone else? |
| Mario | Like whoooooooooo? |
| Toad | Anyone you know!? |
| Mario | I know you |
| Toad | If you can't play with anyone then do something! |
| Toad | Isn't Halloween coming up? Do the decoration or something |
| Mario | Yeah the decorations! |
| Mario | What are you going to be as? |
| Toad | An ugly Toad |
| Mario | Your already one see ya! (leaves) |
| Toad | I'm ugly? D: |
| (Screen cuts to Mario outside the castle, with two cans of paint) | |
| Mario | Ok Mario Halloween style |
| Mario | >:D This is going to be awsom sauce |
| Screen Text | Some really bad texture painting later |
| Mario | Now that's sauce |
| (The screen shifts to show the castle covered in the text "Luigi is gay lol :D") | |
| Lakitu | (offscreen) Mario that's not Halloween you just wrote Luigi is gay lol :D |
| Mario | But Luigi gayness is scary! |
| Mario | (F***er!) >:( Fine |
| (Screen cuts to the secret slide room as Mario enters) | |
| Mario | Hey! Guy with no life! I need you to do me a favour |
| X | (crouched over) I can sense something... bad is going to happen today |
| X | OW IT HERTS!!!!! D: |
| Mario | Hey what up with zombie boy? |
| SMG4 | I don't know he's been like that all morning |
| SMG4 | Something about giant pickles going to eat us |
| Mario | Anyway.... can you download the Halloween texture pack? |
| SMG4 | Sure but the internet is super slow and I don't know why |
| (Screen cuts to Luigi in another room) | |
| Luigi | Ahh downloading 714 gigabytes of gay pictures |
| Luigi | Best for Halloween |
| (Screen cuts back to the secret slide room) | |
| Mario | Its ok it can wait, so what are you going to be for Halloween? |
| SMG4 | (wearing a Blooper as a hat) Blooper Guy |
| Mario | (wearing a beard upside down on his head) Albert Frankestin! |
| SMG4 | You don't look like him |
| Mario | Yeah I'm finding some stuff that will make me look like Bowser |
| X | (wearing Groucho glasses and holding a toilet) I'm some scary guy who rapes people with toilets! |
| Mario | I should of thought of that well I'm going to improve my costume (leaves the room) |
| (Screen cuts to Mario in Shifting Sand Land) | |
| Mario | There has to be something scary around here |
| Mario | Scary Shy Guy no, scary bomb no, scary Justin Bieber mask maybe |
| Mario | (sinks in quicksand) NO!!!!!!!! (MAMAF***ER!) |
| (Screen cuts to Mario in front of the pyramid) | |
| Screen Text | Take 2 |
| Mario | What's in here? |
| Mario | (Lands in Eyerok's room) *gasp*! Is that what I think it is?! |
| (Screen shifts to show a large mustache on the stone pedestal) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) Its a moustache! |
| Mario | I need a moustache to complete my costume! |
| (Mario runs toward the pedestal, awakening Eyerok) | |
| Mario | Wow! What the hell? Do I get free hands? |
| Hands | Who came! No one touch moustache! Sacred! Go away you already have stache |
| Mario | Wah? What are you saying? |
| Hands | Since you break seal you must dance forever! |
| ("We No Speak Americano" begins playing while the hands slam on the floor) | |
| Mario | What the hell is going on?... Meh dance along! (starts dancing) |
| Mario | This is pointless why can't I take the stache? |
| Hands | Stache cursed! You take zombies rise! |
| Mario | Zombies! Yeah right |
| Mario | What are hands going to do with a moustache anyway? |
| Hands | Good point but you have been warned! |
| (Screen cuts to the castle exterior) | |
| Mario | Zombies yeah right I rape zombies! |
| Mario | (runs off toward the castle) I wipe my butt with zombies |
| (Mario runs offscreen, and a hand emerges from the ground) | |
| Zombie | (moaning) |
| (Screen cuts to the main room of the castle) | |
| Mario | Now to put on the moustache! |
| Mario | :ID |
| Mario | (with no noticeable changes) There see! Can you see the moustache! |
| Mario | Hey Toad you like my new moustache? |
| Toad | You alawys had a moustache |
| Zombie | (moaning) (hand emerges from the floor and tries to grab Mario) |
| Mario | HEY! Mr. Hand no touchy! And shut up! |
| (The zombie's hand is shown visibly frowning) | |
| Mario | You were saying? |
| (Cut to the secret slide room, where more hands are emerging) | |
| Mario | Hey guys (turns to look at a hand, which retreats from him) |
| Mario | Yeah that's right go back in your hole hand! |
| Mario | Sooooo hows it going? |
| X | What was that hand? |
| Mario | Oh just some annoying guy who wants to touch me |
| SMG4 | Prrobabley likes you |
| (The doorbell rings) | |
| Mario | Ooh doorbell! (Mario exits to the main room, where Toad is) |
| Toad | I'll get it, it could be the sniper rifles I ordered (goes outside) |
| Toad | (offscreen) Yes who are OMG!!!!!!!!! (screaming) |
| Toad | (offscreen, yelling in cursive) HELP ME! I'm bejdnisvosa |
| Mario | Toad? |
| Mario | Having fun there? |
| Mario | Gulp.. (exits the castle) |
| Mario | May I help you? |
| (The screen shifts to show three zombies, with a zombified Toad) | |
| Mario | Look! If your not the pizza delivery man then go away! (goes back inside) |
| (The doorbell rings) | |
| Mario | Oh what now! (exits the castle again) |
| (One of the zombies is now wearing a chef hat and holding a pizza box) | |
| Mario | Oohh! Pizza gimme! Haha! Screw the check! (takes box and goes back inside) |
| (The pizza box is opened to show Zombie Toad inside) | |
| Mario | Oh come on! I didn't want a dead Toad! |
| Mario | Though he does look appetizing |
| (Zombie moaning is heard from outside the castle) | |
| Mario | Oh god they're breaking down the door! |
| Mario | This giant brain should block the door |
| SMG4 | Whats with all the moaning? Are you trying to strangle Luigi again? |
| Mario | No there are zombies! Trying to rape our door down! |
| (In the background, Zombie Toad is rising and slowly approaching Mario) | |
| Mario | And they can't even get real pizza! |
| X | How did it start? |
| Mario | Well I was being a nice little chap until I came across a moustache |
| Mario | I didn't know if it was a real one so I shoved it up my butt |
| SMG4 | Mario! Behind you! |
| Mario | What? (turns around) |
| Zombie Toad #1 | (lies down on the ground, appearing to be dead) |
| Mario | So? It's just an ugly Toad |
| Zombie Toad #1 | (barely concealed grin) |
| SMG4 | Cmon we need to get prepared before they get in |
| Zombie | (sticking its head through the door) Here's daddy! |
| X | Too late!!! Hurry up and follow me! |
| Mario | Wait! For mehs! |
| Mario | Eat this zombies |
| Mario | (runs off) Trololololololololol! |
| Zombie | (with a fake beard drawn on by Mario) >:D I likesz facial hairs |
| (Mario runs into the secret slide room, while Zombie Toad chases him) | |
| Zombie Toad #1 | I came to suck..... *What's the script?* .....your blood |
| Mario | Cmon you stupid Minecrafted picaxe! |
| Mario | Ok the door won't hold the zombies for long |
| Mario | But it'll be long enough for me to eat you guys |
| SMG4 | Hey do you hear that? |
| Mario | I can't hear anything |
| SMG4 | That's the point |
| X | They must not know where we are |
| SMG4 | Just shut up and be quiet |
| X | So...... hows the diet going? |
| SMG4 | Hey where's Luigi? |
| (Screen cuts to Luigi in a dark room) | |
| Luigi | *gulp* I can sense some one around here |
| (Luigi is surrounded by zombie Toads) | |
| Zombie Toads | (Heywanttohearthemostannoyingsoundintheworld EHHHHHHHHHHHH) |
| (Screen cuts back to the secret slide room) | |
| Mario | Ok we need to fix this |
| X | *gasp* Maybe by putting the moustache back! |
| Mario | No! This is my moustache! No one touches! |
| SMG4 | Mario do you want to become a zombie or live a happy life? |
| Mario | Can I become a duck? |
| SMG4 | Mario! |
| Mario | Ok ok fine |
| X | Mario were did you put the moustache? |
| Mario | Oh no! I dropped it outside |
| X | You have to go and get it |
| Mario | Go and get it awwwww |
| (Mario exits to the main room) | |
| Mario | Oohh snap |
| (The screen shifts to show multiple zombie Toads looking at Mario) | |
| Mario | Back away! I got a... I got a... |
| Mario | *Dammit why doesn't everyone have a chainsaw in their pockets* |
| Mario | Aha! Yes I got a banana! And I'm not afraid to use it |
| X | We're doomed |
| Mario | No one eats me no one gets hit with the banana |
| Mario | (turns to one of the zombie Toads) WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT TUBBY!? |
| Zombie Toad #1 | Nothing sir! |
| Mario | >:I No one moves or there's going to be a banana in your face! |
| Zombie Toad #2 | This dude sucks |
| Mario | (pulls out giant banana) WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK!!1!!! |
| Zombie Toad #2 | Nothing! |
| Mario | (grabs the mustache and starts dancing) WOOOOO! I got it!!!!! |
| Zombie Toads | EATZ HIM! |
| Mario | Uh-oh |
| (Screen cuts to the secret slide room) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) (loud screaming) |
| SMG4 | Noo! He's been eaten! |
| SMG4 | And he has my 50 bucks! |
| (Screen cuts back to the main room, showing that Mario is unharmed and cowering in fear) | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHH! (more loud screaming) |
| Zombie Toad #1 | (visibly concerned) Dude calm down! |
| Mario | Aren't you zombies going to cut me open! |
| Mario | Eat all the flesh out of me and then just eat my eyes |
| Mario | Mmm actualley its quite good on toast |
| Zombie Toad #1 | Ewww! That's just disgusting we just want your brain |
| Zombie Toad #2 | Bad news guys, this dude doesn'r have a brain |
| Zombie Toad #1 | Damn and I brought my awsom sauce |
| (X shoots off Zombie Toad #1's head from behind) | |
| X | Damn this is taking to long! |
| SMG4 | Cmon! We need to return the moustache |
| X | (firing a giant turret) Lock and loaded! |
| Mario | Yeah! Hey zombies here's your girlfriend (shows picture of a person with a weird facial expression) |
| Mario | Oh wait its a boy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
| (Cut to the basement main room) | |
| X | Ok guys the main floor has no more zombies |
| Mario | (wearing three fake beards, all incorrectly) Well its about time I'm starting to look like an elf! |
| SMG4 | Becareful the basement may have more zombies |
| Mario | (exploring the basement) Wow! Watchout zombie |
| X | Did you kill it? |
| (Screen shifts to show a zombie with Groucho glasses and an inverted beard) | |
| Mario | No but I made him a nerd |
| (Cut to another area of the basement) | |
| Zombie Toad | (wearing scary mask) Blah! Beat this scaryness! |
| Mario | (holds up picture of a person with bad makeup) I already have |
| Zombie Toad | (Loud screaming) |
| X | The zombies aren't acting like zombies anymore |
| X | They're more like idiots |
| (Screen shifts to show Mario and two Zombie Toads dancing to Haddaway's What Is Love) | |
| Zombie Toad | You shall not pass! Unless you hear my sad story |
| Zombie Toad | When I was a young zombie I kept getting shot in the head |
| (Mario shoots off the Zombie Toad's head) | |
| Mario | And you'll keep getting shot in the head |
| Mario | Yeah! I got to the painting! I DID IT! |
| Mario | (starts dancing) We did it we did it! |
| X | We're still not done yet! We still need to return the stache |
| SMG4 | Dammit I wanted to sing that song |
| (Screen cuts to the pyramid entrance) | |
| SMG4 | Here we are boysz! The pyramid tomb! |
| Mario | Uhh I'm a girl |
| X | What did you say? |
| Mario | Uhh nevermind |
| (Screen cuts to Eyerok's room) | |
| X | Ok guys shut up we don't want to wake the hands up |
| Mario | Why? They don't get up until you go over them |
| Mario | (starts punching one of the hands) Oh I'm a hand and I lay on the floor all day and suck my thumb! |
| Mario | And I'm gay so I come up when somebody passes! |
| Mario | LOLOLOLOL See they don't get up |
| Mario | See I'm even on it and he's not all like GET OFF :3 |
| Mario | And I'll even fart on the hand (does as he says) |
| Mario | See I farted on it |
| SMG4 | XD who farts on hands? |
| (A zombie Toad sneaks up behind the hands and leaves poop on them) | |
| Hands | (awaken) WHO DARES POOPS ON HANDS?! |
| Hands | Ahh it is the fatso and his nincumpoops |
| Mario | LOL! He said nincumpoops |
| X | Look we're only here to return the moustache! |
| Hands | Haha too late! We already got moustaches! |
| Hands | (wearing fake mustaches) See! |
| SMG4 | (wearing a fake mustache above his eyes) You sure it comes as a unibrow |
| X | Just take! >:( oR ELSE |
| Hands | Ok we'll fight then |
| Hands | BUT! Just me and the fat guy who has diabetes |
| SMG4 | That's me! |
| Mario | Hey! I have more diabetes than you |
| Hands | Lets fight! FIST OF ya MAM LLOLOOLOL! (crushes Mario) |
| Mario | Oh they pushed it and when people push it.... |
| Mario | (in close-up) I usually end up crying like a girl |
| Mario | Zombie attack! (Throws three zombie Toads at the hands) |
| Zombie Toads | (screaming) |
| Screen Text | Its super effective! |
| SMG4 | Popcorn? |
| Hands | Ok you win we go back to being ordinary toilets |
| X | Finally! |
| X | (holding the mustache) And now! To make everything back to normal!!! |
| (A zombie Toad sneaks up next to X) | |
| X | Even though moustaches have to nothing to do with magic |
| (The zombie Toad eats the mustache) | |
| X | HEY! That zombie ate the moustache! |
| SMG4 | Spit it out you stupid undead turd! |
| Zombie Toad | (I like turtles) |
| Mario | Looks like its just up to me |
| Mario | I'm only doing this because zombies took my pasta |
| (Mario rips off his mustache) | |
| Mario | OW! I'm donating my own moustache! |
| Mario | There you go little greasy hairy useless hair |
| (As Mario places the mustache on the pedestal, the ground shakes) | |
| Mario | That better not be that giant sausage I saw earlier |
| X | Is that the sausage we saw earlier? |
| SMG4 | I hope cause he was great with awsom sauce! |
| (The top of the pyramid comes off and light shines out) | |
| Mario | (offscreen) Soooooo what happens now? |
| (Screen cuts to the castle exterior) | |
| X | Everything should be fixed now |
| X | WOW! |
| (The screen shifts to show the castle grounds covered in dead Toads) | |
| X | Uhh..... I'm not going to clean this up |
| SMG4 | YAHOO the zombies are gone! |
| SMG4 | Which means I can go kill some more zombies! |
| Mario | (with a bandage on his upper lip) At least my moustache is growing back |
| Mario | (pointing flamethrower at Toad) OMG! ITS A ZOMBIE TOAD! |
| Toad | No Mario I'm not a- |
| (Mario lights Toad on fire, turning him into a pile of ash again) | |
| Toad | Zombie..... |
| SMG4 | Hey! The internet is still slow! |
| SMG4 | WHYYYYYYYYY! |
| (Screen cuts to Luigi's room, where he is standing next to two zombie Toads) | |
| Luigi | Damn only 1% of 741 gigs downloaded |
| (Screen cuts to the castle exterior, decorated in Mario's style) | |
| Credits | Happy Halloween!
Sub! Comment! Or die! LOLOLOLOL I MEAN IT! See you! |
| (A zombie Toad gets up and wanders away from the castle as the screen fades to black) | |
| End of Transcript |