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Super Mario 64 Poorly Explained is the eighteenth episode of Season 14 of the SMG4 series, the six hundred and sixty-first within the SMG4 series, and the eight hundred and eighty-first video overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
The video was uploaded on May 11, 2024.
Synopsis[]
SM64 as I remember it.
Plot[]
Opening[]
The episode starts with a parody of the Super Mario 64 startup screen leading to a FNAF-styled start screen. After booting up the game, Princess Peach writes a letter to Mario inviting him to the castle for some cake... if he knows what Swagmaster means as he shows the princess' butt. A pipe crashes up from the ground and into Waluigi's Taco Stand, which Mario breaks out of before BLJ'ing to the castle in excitement. He gets interrupted by a Lakitu asking him what he's doing but continues his BLJ'ing before the now dead Lakitu can finish his question
Peach's Castle[]
Mario walks in to the castle and asks if anyone's home. A screen comes down to show a message from Bowser telling him to leave and never come back. Mario knocks down the screen and slices Toad's head off, earning the plumber his first Power Star.
Bob-omb Battlefield[]
More Weird stuff.
Whomp's Fortress[]
Mario grabs onto an owl and flies to the top of the fortress to battle Whomper. Whomper breaks his back and falls, prompting Mario to transform into Dr. Mario and treat the condition by stomping on his back.
Jolly Roger Bay[]
While swimming underwater, Mario gets consumed by Unagi the Eel, who then transforms into Mario and continues to swim.
Cool, Cool Mountain[]
Tuxie sees Mario walking towards her and accepts her fate as Mario throws her off the cliff.
Bowser in the Dark World (1st Bowser fight)[]
Mario falls into a trap along his way to "the Princess' Secret Hiding Place". Bowser plays a piano and sings a song to Peach which Mario happens to witness, causing him to run into a spiked bomb.
Castle Basement[]
Mario catches MIPS and shakes a Power Star out of him, causing the rabbit to cry for his mother. Mario asks the loser where his mom is before Springtrap approaches from behind him.
Shifting Sand Land[]
While walking through the desert, Klepto steals Mario's hat and later his clothes. The game is paused and the scene transitions to MatPat asking if he should take his pants off. Then the scene cuts to Mario's encounter with Eyerok. After Mario ridicules the pair of hands and asks what they're gonna do, Eyerok gets a gun and shoots Mario's head off before slam dunking it.
Castle Courtyard[]
Boos are roaming around the courtyard going about their day. Mario steps out of the castle and gets an idea; he then performs a ritual in front of the fountain to summon Luigi and throw him towards the Boos. The Boos start ganging up on him, including a Boo who spits out a birdcage before joining everyone else. Mario jumps into the birdcage and takes himself to Big Boo's Haunt.
Big Boo's Haunt[]
Mario walks into a room and sees a piano. Asking if the audience wants to listen to music on a tape, the Mad Piano emerges and starts chomping at Mario before being called a poopyhead. Insulted, the piano jumps out the window of the mansion and ends his life.
Lethal Lava Land[]
Unable to stand the intense heat, Mario looks for some water to help him cool down. He happens to spot a volcano and resists the urge to jump in but does so anyway, getting burned to death.
Dire, Dire Docks[]
Mario attempts to open a treasure chest but gets shocked. Mr. Krabs pops out of another treasure chest and catches Mario trying to steal his money, so he calls Squidward Tentacles to come beat him up. Squidward does so and throws Mario into a vortex which sucks him in.
Hazy Maze Cave[]
Mario records a TikTok commenting on how bad the toxic maze smells before eventually dying from it.
Bowser in the Fire Sea (2nd Bowser fight)[]
Bowser is singing another romantic song to Peach and gets interrupted when Mario lands on the stage and flings Peach away. Bowser confronts Mario for interrupting his "romantic moment", but the plumber pulls out a shotgun and shoots him into a spiked bomb.
Tiny-Huge Island[]
Mario spawns on the Tiny island, where the little creatures surrender in fear of being crushed. Mario, expressing no feelings, goes around and crushes everyone on the island before being knocked into a pipe that sends him to the Huge island. An angry Cheep Cheep comes out of the water and swallows Mario after telling him to go to his room.
Rainbow Ride[]
Mario spawns and sees a Magic Carpet and excitedly hops on and sings "A Whole New World". Deeming singing as garbage, the carpet stops flying and takes Mario down with it.
Bowser in the Sky (Final Bowser fight)[]
Mario and the Magic Carpet fall to the final boss battle stage. Bowser, now confined to a wheelchair, tries to escape from Mario but falls off the stage, granting Mario a Victory Royale.
Ending[]
Peach thanks Mario for saving her but the plumber demands her to give him the cake he was promised. After unfortunately realizing that the princess never actually baked a cake, Mario enters a very depressed and horrified state that leads to him burning down the whole castle, saying "this is not okie dokie".
Characters[]
Main characters[]
Supporting characters[]
- Peach Toadstool In human form
- Bowser
Minor characters[]
Cameos[]
- Swagmaster6969696969 as Peach Toadstool
- Waluigi
- Lakitu
- Toad
- Bob-omb Buddies
- Chain Chomp
- King Bob-omb
- Thwomps
- Unagi
- Springtrap
- Klepto
- Bullies
- Goombas
- Koopa Troopas
- Meggy Spletzer As Leggy
- Bob-omb
- Fly Guy
- Cheep Cheep
- MatPat clip of him on a REACT video
Continuity[]
- Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake Is a Lie!/My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!): Peach Toadstool says to Mario that they have no cake.
- Mario's Mysteries: What Mario did when going into the cage where Big Boo's Haunt is.
Music Used[]
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- 0:37 - Peach's Message - Super Mario 64
- 0:53 - Lakitu's Message - Super Mario 64
- 0:59 - Inside the Castle Walls - Super Mario 64
- 1:03 - Bowser's Message - Super Mario 64
- 1:14 - Power Star - Super Mario 64
- 1:21 - Game Start - Super Mario 64
- 1:23 - Bob-omb Battlefield - Super Mario 64
- 1:38 - Race Fanfare - Super Mario 64
- 2:28 - Double Cherry Pass - Super Mario 3D World
- 2:51 - Oogway Ascends - Kung Fu Panda (2008 film)
- 3:16 - Hallelujah (cover)
- 4:11 - When I'm Gone (gun cover)
- 6:28 - Battling a Weapon Boss - Super Mario RPG (remake)
- 7:02 - All-Star Rest Area - Super Smash Bros. Melee
- 7:14 - Bowser's Theme - Super Mario 64
- 7:42 - Coconut Mall - Mario Kart Wii
- 8:52 - The Hour Of Joy - Poppy Playtime Chapter 3
Voices used[]
- Douglas Drury as Mario
- TheInvertedShadow as Bowser[1]
Maps used[]
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Trivia[]
- It was first teased by Luke Lerdwichagul at the end of SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION alongside SMG4 Simulator.
- Swagmaster6969696969 and Meggy Spletzer (as Leggy) are the two only original characters to appear in this episode.
- Snowman's Land, Wet-Dry World, Tall, Tall Mountain, and Tick Tock Clock are the only regular courses in Super Mario 64 to not be parodied in this episode.
- This video was uploaded five years after SMG4: The Inkling Disappearances, and ten years after SM64 Bloopers: The Toadassass-ination.
References[]
- Five Nights at Freddy's: The intro scene resembles the main menu for FNAF 1 along with Springtrap being shown after MIPS was robbed.
- Kirby's Adventure & Super Mario Odyssey: Kirby's ability to absorb and Mario's "Capture" ability are both shown when Unagi consumes Mario and gains his hat and mustache.
- Kung Fu Panda: Master Oogway's ascension is referenced when Tuxie prepares to be thrown off the cliff by Mario.
- MIT Baker House Piano Drop: Referenced when the Mad Piano jumps off Big Boo's Haunt.
- Aladdin: Mario sings "A Whole New World" when flying on the Magic Carpet.
- L is real 2401: Mario summoning Luigi is the rumors of how to play as him in said N64 video game. Turns out this was a texture used in a Zelda game (also N64) and it was confirmed by Nintendo due to time reasons, Luigi was removed.
- Super Mario Bros. Movie (Peaches): While the song isn't used, the first Bowser fight is in a style of Peaches by Jack Black (voices Bowser).
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