Super Mario 64 Short: Long Jump/Transcript

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Shoots to front of the castle, with Mario walking out, singing.

Mario: Lalala, hmhmhm! La, la, la, hm hm hm hm hm. Luigi! (Jumps twice) Hello!

Luigi: Hi! (Jumps twice and laughs) Hohoho! I've been practicing on my jumping

Mario: Oh Yeah? Show me what you got.

Luigi: Okay. (Begins to jump) Oh yeah!

Mario: Hohoho! (Begins to jump higher) I'm-a-bet you can't do this. Oh yeah!

Luigi: Hohohahaha! Lucky me! (Jumps a farther distance) Oh yeah!

Mario: Hohoho. (Jumps again, this time farther than Luigi's jump) Waha! Lucky!

Luigi: Hmm! Mario! Hohoho! (Jumps across the castle and lands on another hill, outdistancing Mario's jump) Go Weegee! Ya!

Mario: Woah! GRR! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Makes a large jump, but fails to outclass Luigi's.) HAHA! WOAAAAAAAAH!

Luigi: I'm-a-Luigi, number one!

Four echoes of Luigi saying number one repeat in Mario's head.

Luigi: This is a very tense moment. (Runnin' through the 90's Music plays) GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE!

Switches to battle music

Luigi: Go WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! GO WEEGEE! Hm?

Mario: GRR! Game over.

Luigi: You look ridiculous. Hahaha.

Ground suddenly shakes as Mario prepares to outplace Luigi.

Luigi: Wah! Mario!

Mario: I'm-a-bet you can't do this. IMMA FIRING MAH LASA.

Luigi: MARRRRRRRIO!

Mario: WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOM! (Mario is launched into space while F-Zero's Mute City music plays. Mario realizes he's stuck there.) MAMA F**CKER!

Ends with the video of Luigi dancing and celebrating

Luigi: Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!