Super Mario Christmas 2016: Naughty or Nice/Transcript

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(SMG4 productions intro)

(The blooper starts at Peach's private Christmas holiday home)

Mario: Where's my SPAGHETTI? Where's my SPAGHETTI?

(Luigi is hanging up stockings each with everyone's face on them)

(SMG4 is sleeping near the fireplace, and Toad is constantly annoying him by singing nonsense Christmas music)

Mario: Man, this holiday house is boring! I just want some free crap already!

(Mario walks up to the ladder Luigi is standing on)

Mario: I need something to dooo...

(Mario starts shaking the ladder and Luigi falls off face first onto the floor)

(Toad puts up a 10/10 sign)

SMG4: What the hell Mario!? Why'd you do that for?!

Mario: Because it was funny! :D Luigi is fine, he's a tough dude!

Luigi: Please...please bring amberlamps!

Mario: You see? :D

SMG4: Oh my f**king god...

Peach: You've been such a naughty person this year, Mario. You're going to get coal again this year!

Mario: No! I've been a great Mario this year!

(Montage from R64: Mario The Olympian, SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) and Super Mario Guides: HOW TO CATCH POKEMON, where Mario crushed an announcer with a truck, making fun of SMG4 while singing September and blasting Frankie with a rocket launcher)

Mario: Uhh, yeah!

Mario: I've been so good that i'm going to ask Santa right now. (Calls Santa)

Santa Hello.

Mario: Am i on the nice list, Santa?! :D

Santa: NO!