Bois, It's time to go home!
|—Susan Wojicki to SMG4's Gang, SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode|
Susan Diane Wojcicki (pronounced wuu-CHITS-kee) is a modern recurring character in the SMG4 series.
In real life, she is the CEO of YouTube. She is satirically depicted as a witch among people. She made her first appearance in SMG4: The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe. In Season 10, she earns her first major role as the former central antagonist and catalyst of the YouTube Arc, before becoming an anti-heroine.
She despised Mario for abusing the power of her YouTube Remote, before SMG3 stole it and travelled back to her debut to kick her out the window, sending her to the Internet Graveyard. Mario rescued her and his friends in SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode, and together they defeated SMG3.
- 1 Appearance
- 2 Personality
- 3 History
- 3.1 SMG4: The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe
- 3.2 SMG4: Mario Is Cancelled.
- 3.3 SMG4: Mario Gets【Ｗｏｋｅ】
- 3.4 SMG4: Stupid Mario Arcade
- 3.5 SMG4: Mario VS Youtube
- 3.6 SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode
- 3.7 SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2020
- 3.8 SMG4: Mario VS Youtubers
- 3.9 SMG4: Mario's Amazing Bed and Breakfast
- 3.10 SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special
- 3.11 SMG4: Mario's Internet Safety
- 3.12 SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2021
- 4 Powers
- 5 Trivia
In the SMG4 series, Susan is depicted as a human with a head similar to the Jurassic Park Velociraptor's, and has the hair of Tooty from the Banjo-Kazooie series. She wears blue slacks and a pink shirt.
Her Wojilla form retains her hairstyle but she becomes bigger and her body changes to that of Barney the Dinosaur.
In the SMG4 series, she is bossy, rude, and has zero tolerance for most people. She is also somewhat sadistic and apathetic, tormenting Mario and his friends without any form of remorse. In fact, she even forced Mario to accidentally kill his friend Greg the Alien, leading to Mario hating and distrusting her ever since. When SMG4 revealed to Mario that he was teaming up with Susan to escape the Internet Graveyard, Mario desperately tried to convince him otherwise, calling her an “evil wench”.
However despite this, she was willing to help Mario by telling him to get the cell phone from SMG3 to help SMG4's Gang and her escape the Internet Graveyard. While she is adamant about her decisions such as demonetizing, she improved her attitude towards them under circumstances.
Like Peach, she carries the power of oppression and is willing to make sure things go her way, resulting in her taking drastic measures if things don't go as planned.
Mario steals her YouTube Remote. Upon knowing this she goes after him, going back in time due to sensing her remote being in the past with Mario. Eventually, Dr. Kawashima challenged her to a game of Pong for Mario's freedom. She ends up losing, forcing her to leave Mario alone, but not before taking back her remote.
She sends Mario to various arcade games as revenge for stealing her YouTube Remote, and had him kill Greg to further his suffering, leading him to join in on a heist to steal the remote two weeks later.
She was seen in the Internet Graveyard, where she revealed that after SMG3 seized the remote, she was the second target to be sent to the dimension, as he realised that she was the only one who could stop him. She and the rest of the SMG4's Gang then worked with Mario to get back SMG4's phone from SMG3, allowing them to escape the Graveyard.
She was seen escaping the Internet Graveyard with all of SMG4's gang. When she was protecting SMG4 and fighting SMG3, she was eventually paused by the Youtube Remote after SMG3 pushed the Factory Reset button.
She appeared in one of the challenges "Who can pronounce Susan's last name correctly?" in a wheelchair and was surprised that it took them millions of rounds and still could not get it right.
She was later unpaused after the WOTFI 2020 rap battle and was given the honours to banish SMG3 to the Internet Graveyard. She left by telling SMG4 she's still going to demonetize his videos, but maybe now a little less.
She once again plays an antagonistic role forcing YouTubers to compete against each other, threatening to delete them if they tried to back out or lose. After Mario tricked PewDiePie into wanting to say the N-word, Susan banished him to the Internet Graveyard. She ultimately decides that she would give the losers copyright strikes instead of deleting them right away, much to everyone's relief.
She appears as one the "Karens" in the Karen room.
SMG4 takes her YouTube remote to freeze the angry mob chasing him and Mario. She then snatches back the remote during the opening ceremony.
When discussing about how she's keeping YouTube safe, she mentions the app YouTube Kids for proof on how children are safe as well. But when she opens the door, we see Spider-Man telling Elsa to "twist my nipples", referencing one of YouTube's biggest scandals, Elsagate. Susan then runs away like she has no care in the world.
While SMG4 was about to race Sonic the Hedgehog, SMG4 used the Youtube Remote to freeze Sonic. He then laughed and ran while dancing just to run into Susan who asked if he stole her remote. He denied it but it fell out behind him, resulting in her strangling him.
She has been shown to have the following powers:
- Casually rip a hole through time
- Teleport through space
- Able to transform into a giant resembling Barney with blonde hair named "Susan Wojilla".
She owns a banhammer which can instantly send the target out of YouTube Headquarters.
- Main article: YouTube Remote
First debuting in SMG4: Mario Is Cancelled., this device is a reality-warper as it can manipulate the holder's target or pause the world and allows the holder to travel through space and time. It also summons Oof Buttons, large Content ID icons with hands that grab others and take them to the Internet Graveyard.
- Her name was taken from the real-life CEO of YouTube.
- Her personality is based on the pressure she faced to make YouTube advertiser-friendly, while surpressing the creators' freedom of expression.
- A running gag is that every time she talks her surname changes (referencing to how complicated her actual surname looks). The changes were:
- Susan Wojilkkjiik
- Susan Weoweojkil
- Susan Wang
- Susan Weiner
- Susan World of Warcraft
- Susan WizzleWozzle
- Susan Winrar
- Susan Wumpafruit
- Susan Wankotron
- Susan Wario
- Susan WestWorld
- Susan Wallabywaloo
- Susan Willy Wonka
- Susan Wojniki
- Susan Wingdandudang
- Susan Wizzle
- Susan Windows98
- Susan WindowsXP
- Susan Windows7
- Susan Big W
- Susan Wakko
- Susan Yakko
- Susan Dot
- Susan Wojiwoji
- Susan Wap
- Susan Watchmojo
- 400,010,227 other unlisted names (in a WOTFI 2020 challenge)
- She naturally loathes Mario due to his antics and is frequently seen mistreating him most of the time in the videos she has a role in. For example, even after she promised Dr. Kawashima that she wouldn't attack Mario for stealing her remote, she abuses him 2 episodes later for no apparent reason. In SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode, she slaps a time-frozen Mario after he refers to her as a witch (which she probably is). She is even seen torturing Mario in the poster promoting The SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special via the YouTube Remote, although, that was probably to prevent copyright in real life.
- The GMod model addons that make up this character are RaptorDeOLGAmer_Playermodel with the Worms Viking Moustache as her hair. As the playermodel, the "hair" would most likely have to be attached with the PAC3 addon.
- RaptorDeOLGAmer_Playermodel: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1828729926
- "Worms" Viking Moustache: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=104518936
- PAC3: https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=104691717
- In real life, she let Larry Page and Sergey Brin use her garage to start Google in Menlo Park, California, and oversaw Google's purchase of YouTube, and became the third CEO of the company, replacing Salar Kamangar. She also has a sister, Anne Wojcicki, who is the founder of 23andme, a personal geomenics company in Sunnyvale, California. Meanwhile, her mother Esther is the vice chairman of the Creative Commons advisory council, in which the platform encourages the access to available creative work.