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Bois. We are going home....

—Susan Wojicki to SMG4's Gang, SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode

Susan Diane Wojcicki (pronounced wuu-CHITS-kee) is a minor character in the SMG4 series.

She is the CEO of YouTube who is perceived as a witch among people. She made her first appearance in SMG4: The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe. In Season 10, she earns her first major role as the former central antagonist and catalyst of The YouTube Arc, before becoming an anti-heroine.

She despised Mario for abusing the power of her YouTube Remote, before SMG3 stole it and traveled back to her debut to kick her out the window, sending her to the Internet Graveyard. Mario rescued her and his friends in SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode, and together they defeat SMG3.

Appearance

In the SMG4 series, Susan is depicted as a large raptor dinosaur with the hair of Tooty from the Banjo-Kazooie series. She wears blue slacks and a pink shirt.

Her Wojilla form retains her hairstyle but her body changes to that of Barney the Dinosaur.

Personality

In the SMG4 series, she is bossy, rude, and has zero tolerance for most people. She is also somewhat sadistic and apathetic, tormenting Mario without any form of remorse. However despite this, she is willing to help Mario by telling him to get the cell phone from SMG3 to get SMG4's Gang and her out of the Internet Graveyard. And while she is adamant about her decisions such as demonetising, she will change her attitude towards them under circumstances.

History

SMG4: The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe

SMG4 went to the YouTube HQ, after he got logged out of his account. She tells him that SMG3 stole his account.

SMG4: Mario Is Cancelled.

She sends Mario to the Cancelled Dimension, after she thought he was going to say the N-word.

SMG4: Mario Gets【Woke】

Mario steals her YouTube Remote. Upon knowing this she goes after him, going back in time due to sensing her remote being in the past with Mario. Eventually, Dr. Kawashima challenged her to a game of Pong for Mario's freedom. She ends up losing, forcing her to leave Mario alone, but not before taking back her remote.

SMG4: Stupid Mario Arcade

She sends Mario to various arcade games as revenge for stealing her YouTube Remote, and had him kill Greg to further his suffering, leading him to join in on a heist to steal the remote two weeks later.

SMG4: Mario VS Youtube

She was aware of Snitch Productions trying to steal her remote and tried stopping them. Although she managed to repel them, she was unaware that Anti-Shroomy stole it from her.

SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode

She is seen in the Internet Graveyard, where she reveals that after SMG3 seized the remote, she was the second target to be sent to the dimension, as he was aware that she was the only one who could stop him. She and the rest of the SMG4's Gang then worked with Mario to get back SMG4's phone from SMG3, allowing them to escape the Graveyard.

SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2020

She is seen escaping the Internet Graveyard with all of SMG4's gang. When she is protecting SMG4 and fighting SMG3, she is eventually paused by the Youtube Remote after a Factory Reset occurs.

She appears in one of the challenges "Who can pronounce Susan's last name correctly?" in a wheelchair and is surprised that it takes them too many rounds to not even get it.

She is later unpaused after the WOTFI 2020 rap battle and is given the honours to send SMG3 to the Internet Graveyard. She leaves telling SMG4 she's still going to demonetize his videos but now a little less.

Arsenal

Powers

She has been shown the following:

  • Casually rip a hole through time
  • Teleport through space
  • Able to transform into a giant resembling Barney with blonde hair named "Susan Wojilla".

Banhammer

She owns a banhammer which can instantly send the target out of the YouTube Headquarters.

YouTube Remote

Main article: YouTube Remote

First debuting in SMG4: Mario Is Cancelled., this device is a reality-warper as it can manipulate the holder's target or pause the world. It also allows the holder to travel through space and time.

Trivia

  • Her name was taken from the real-life CEO of YouTube.
  • Her voice clips are that of Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie series.
  • A running gag is that every time she talks her surname changes. The changes were:
    • Susan Wojilkkjiik
    • Susan Weoweojkil
    • Susan Wang
    • Susan Weiner
    • Susanalbumparty
    • Susan World of Warcraft
    • Susan WizzleWozzle
    • Susan Winrar
    • Susan Wumpafruit
    • Susan Wankotron
    • Susan Wario
    • Susan WestWorld
    • Susan Wallabywaloo
    • Susan Willy Wonka
    • Susan Wojniki
    • Susan Wizzle
    • Susan Windows98
    • Susan WindowsXP
    • Susan Windows7
    • Susan Wojilla
    • Susan WOJJIJIJIJI
    • Susan Wojizzock
    • Susan Wojiski
    • Susan Wogadoo
    • Susan Wubbzy-Wubbzy-Wow-Wow
    • Susan Wojikikikikikikakakaa
    • Susan Windex
  • The GMod model addons that make up this character are RaptorDeOLGAmer_Playermodel with the Worms Viking Moustache as her hair. As the playermodel, the "hair" would most likely have to be attached with the PAC3 addon.
  • In real life, she let Larry Page and Sergey Brin to use her garage to start Google in Menlo Park, California, and oversaw Google's purchase of YouTube, and became the third CEO of the company, replacing Salar Kamangar. She also has a sister, Anne Wojcicki, who is the founder of 23andme, a personal geomenics company in Sunnyvale, California.


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