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—Tankman's catchphrase when he's disgust of something

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Tankman, real name Sergeant John Captain, is one of the mascots of Newgrounds and also one of the characters from Friday Night Funkin. He's also one of minor characters in SMG4 series.


SMG4: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2

In his debut appearance, Tankman acts as a minion for Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest. He gets into a "rap battle" with Hal Monitor where instead of singing, the two proceed to shoot at each other with guns. Tankman loses the battle, being shot by Hal and falling over presumably dead.

SMG4: If Mario Was In... Newgrounds

During the "Tankmen" segment of the video, he appears driving a tank. Upon seeing SMG4 and Mario, he gives a grunt of disgust and shoots them with no hesitation.

SMG4: The Other Universe

Tankman first appears in the episode acting as a corrupt police officer. When he notices Tedi holding Spudnick's teddy bear hostage with a water pistol, he tells Tedi to "do it right" and swaps his water pistol with a regular gun. He appears again in a later scene, when SMG2 is evacuating the Newgrounds characters.


  • Despite his songs being Ugh, Guns and Stress, the song Fresh, Song from Daddy Dearest in Week 1 (With guns) is used for his Rap Battle with Hal Monitor.
  • Tankman was absent at the time from the first part, however after his release at the game, he was there in part 2.

See also

v - e - d SMG4 characters