The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS

The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS
Season	7
Episode	15
Overall	337
Blooper Information
U.S. airdate	April 15, 2017
Series	The Mario Channel
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Blooper Guide
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The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS is the fifteenth episode of Season 7 and the 337th overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

It is also the second episode of The Mario Channel. It was aired on April 15, 2017.

Synopsis

Mario tries to bust some retarded myths around the Mushroom Kingdom!

Plot

“	LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLE!!!	”
—Mario

Mario introduces the show (read the synopsis) and the first myth.

Can humans fly?

The viewer can see Luigi with a helmet in a shopping cart with happy face balloons and rockets. Luigi (being the scaredy cat he is) immediately yelled for the viewers to call 911. Mario then starts up the rocket and Luigi screams in horror, when the "vehicle" stays for a second and then fly's out of control without taking Luigi with it. The cart is still flying uncontrollably while Luigi is lying there.

Result: BUSTED

Can 1-UP Mushrooms bring you back to life?

Kleiner was walking on the sidewalk when Mario ran over the poor man with his kart, killing him. Mario then throws (what seems to be) a 1-Up Mushroom at him, but when nothing happens, Mario gives an angry face to the camera as it zooms in on him.

Result: BUSTED

Do Shy Guys (or Toast Guys) like toast?

Mario holds a piece of toast in the middle of the desert, waiting for Toast Guys. At first, nothing happened, but when Mario looks to his left, his head enlarges in surprise when hundreds upon hundreds of Toast Guys come toward Mario which overlapped numerous times. Mario screams in fear still holding the toast when the swarm of Toast Guys run over him. When that was over, Mario, as a skeleton, gives a thumbs-up but later faints.

Result: CONFIRMED

Can red shells attack people from far away?

Mario, holding the red Koopa Shell, kicks it away and tells it to "kick Wario's butt". The camera then switches to Wario, who is laughing in envy (assumingly) with all the garlic and some food items. The phone then rings which catches Wario's attention. When he answers the phone, a Taken reference takes place with Wario listening to what the red Koopa Shell will do to him.

The red shell then hangs up on Wario, frightening him. The doorbell then rings when a scared Wario peeks from the corner, and then opens the door, only to see a pizza delivery man with some pizza (he mistakes Wario for a woman due to calling him ma'am). Happy, Wario takes the pizza and tells the man to "Have a rotten day!" When Wario shoves aside the bottles from the table and opens the box of pizza, however, he finds the red Koopa Shell with Swag glasses and a gun. Wario then literally screams and is thrown out of the window from the shell's gun bullets.

Result: CONFIRMED

Is Luigi gay?

Luigi is surprised that he was asked this question.

Result: CONFIRMED (despite Mario not showing evidence)

Can stars make you invincible?

Mario grabs a Power Star, but he is shot to death by Snake. Then, he surrounds himself with stars but still shot to death.

Result: PLAUSIBLE

Does Fishy Boopkins have any friends?

It is revealed that Boopkins only "friends" are his rubber ducky and a half-eaten sandwich. He then breaks the fourth wall by asking the viewers to be his friends.

Result: BUSTED

Are Boos scaredy cats?

A Boo is playing a horror game with Mario inside of it. Mario scares Gamer Boo and another Boo on the couch, resulting in Gamer Boo rage quitting.

Result: CONFIRMED

Will SMG4 ever find love?

SMG4 goes out with a computer monitor that has a wig and Frank's face on it. Unfortunately, he destroyed the monitor in sadness

Result: BUSTED

Is Dr. Mario actually a real doctor?

Dr. Mario, insulted over the viewer not believing in his "genius" proceeds to go to a hospital waiting room, shooting pills at the patients. He, however, fails miserably due to giving a simple Band-Aid to a heavily injured Heavy and throwing a frozen Toad into lava, which results in them killed.

Result: BUSTED

Does Bowser love Peach?

Bowser is licking a poster of Peach.

Result: CONFIRMED

Does Peach love Bowser?

Bowser is dancing outside the castle with a sign with "Do you love me? :D" written on it. However, due to obviously hating Bowser for constantly kidnapping her, Peach raises her middle finger at him.

Result: BUSTED

Can Mushrooms make your car go faster?

Mario puts mushrooms in the exhaust pipes of his kart. Mario puts his foot on the gas pedal assuming the engine is preparing to go really fast but his cart blew up when Mario listens to "Do the Mario".

Result: BUSTED

Can Fishy Boopkins steal the declaration of independence?

Boopkins stole the declaration but he got crushed outside the museum by 6 police cars.

Result: PLAUSIBLE

Is Steve a genius?

Steve invents flying cars by attaching chickens on a car then summoning Sanders to scare the chickens into flying. After a short flight, the car falls to the ground and explodes with Mario inside.

Result: CONFIRMED

Is it possible to see John Cena?

Mario tags Cena, only for the latter to stab Mario's eyes with coins after he tags him.

Result: BUSTED

Can Mario actually become Paper Mario?

Mario tests that out by letting himself getting squashed by a Thwomp but looks more crushed than flattened.

Result: BUSTED

Is Bob the most annoying creature in the world?

Bob asked a nearby man this question but the man's head explodes (due to Bob's horrible voice) before he finishes his question.

Result: CONFIRMED

Can POW-blocks cause a tsunami?

Mario's first try causes the POW-Block to bounce away. Later, Mario uses many, many POW-Blocks, which destroy Earth.

Result: PLAUSIBLE

Are the Koopa Kids (also known as the Koopalings) actually Bowser's children?

A doctor comes in and says "The results are in, you are the father", Bowser then freaks out.

Result: CONFIRMED

Do Piranha Plants have legs?

Mario mocks a Piranha making it come out of the ground. Then it starts biting Mario and shaking its butt at him. Mario then quickly backs away leaving the Piranha to dance.

Result: CONFIRMED

Can Mario slap everyone in the kingdom on the a** in under 10 seconds?

As stated this is the most, intense, and famous myth of all time, Mario quickly slaps everyone's butts, including DK, Bowser, Eggman, several enemies, Boopkins, and finally Bowser.

Result: CONFIRMED

Shortly afterward, he's confronted by an angry mob led by SMG4 on Bowser's Castle, angry at him for touching their butts. As SMG4 calls everybody to beat Mario up, he is in panic and he cannot escape at this time.

Can Mario survive an a** whoopin'?

In retaliation for Mario touching their butts, SMG4, Peach, DK, and Eggman beat Mario up. Mario then thinks it's over saying "That wasn't so bad." Then, they all tied him to train tracks and a train whistle is heard while Mario is screaming. Then, Thomas Weed says "Chu Chu Motherf***er!" and repeatedly shoots the horrified and screaming Mario with a machine gun, with him struggling to avoid the shots.

Result: BUSTED

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario

Supporting Characters

• Luigi
• Wario
• Fishy Boopkins
• SMG4
• Dr. Mario
• Bowser
• Peach Toadstool
• Steve

Minor Characters

• Shy Guys
• Cameraman Boo debut
• Boo
• Chickens
• Colonel Sanders
• John Cena
• Thwomp
• Bob Bobowski
• Piranha Plant

Cameos

• Dr. Kleiner
• Pizza Guy
• Solid Snake hand only
• Filthy Frank On computer screen
• Old Man Hobo
• Sniper
• Grigori
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• Genji debut
• Toad
• The Police
• Picolas Cage
• Koopalings
• Bowser Jr.
• Donkey Kong
• Dr. Eggman
• Yoshi
• Cheep Cheep
• Bob-omb
• Goomba
• Koopa Troopa
• FightingMario54321
• Boogy
• Thomas the Tank Engine

Mentioned

• Paper Mario

Deaths

• Kleiner got ran over by Mario's kart.
• Mario got eaten alive by Toast Guys. later revived
• Mario got shot by Snake twice. later revived
• Frozen Toad got thrown into lava by Dr. Mario.
• Mario got killed by his kart explosion. later revived
• The man got his head explodes by Bob's voice.
• Mario got shot by Thomas Weed. debatable

Trivia

• This episode is a parody of the reality show Mythbusters.
• This also confirms that Luigi is a homosexual.
• This is the first episode where Boopkins swear.

Music used

• 00:06 – Main Theme; Mythbusters
• 00:31 /00:46/01:11/01:58/02:03/02:20/02:34/03:06/03:18/03:58/04:03/04:31/05:15/05:54/06:25/06:43/07:05/07:19/07:36/07:46/08:14/08:56 – Piranha Swing; Mario Party 5
• 00:39 – Monstro Town (My Paradise); Super Mario RPG
• 00:50/01:01 – Bowser Laughs; Mario Party 5
• 01:14 – Goldenrod City; Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver
• 01:45/06:28 – Menu Theme; Mario Teaches Typing 2
• 02:15 – Laboratory; Mario Party 2
• 02:23 – Mini-Game Park; Mario Party 2
• 03:09 – The Fragrance of Dark Coffee – Godot; Turnabout Jazz Soul
• 03:21 – Dr. Mario / Crank Dat; Super Smash Bros. Melee (SilvaGunner rip)
• 04:07 – Koopa’s Theme; Super Mario 64
• 04:12 – My Boo (I Want to Be Your Lady Baby); Ghost Town DJs
• 04:39 – Circuit; Mario Kart 64
• 04:56 – Do the Mario; The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
• 05:18 – Pokey’s House; EarthBound
• 05:35 – Hit and Run; The Simpsons: Hit & Run
• 06:00 – Redial; Bomberman Hero
• 06:48 – Mario Back to Normal; Luigi’s Mansion
• 07:00 – September; Earth; Wind & Fire
• 07:08 – Clowning Around; CinemaSins
• 07:22 – Peach Beach; Mario Kart: Double Dash
• 07:42 - Wouldn’t It Be Nice; Beach Boys
• 07:49 – Good Luck!; Mario Party 3
• 08:00 – Don’t Cha; The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes
• 08:22 – Lockstep; Rhythm Heaven
• 09:09 – Main Theme; Thomas the Tank Engine (1981) / The Next Episode (Smoke Weed Every Day); Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate Dogg

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