Mario likes big butts and cannot lie. And now he's going to die.
Consider this payback for not saving the princess when she was tied to train tracks.
Can 1-up mushrooms bring you back to life?
Can red shells attack people from far away?
Can stars make you invincible? Attempt #1
Can stars make you invincible? Attempt #2
Does fishy boopkins have any friends?
Will SMG4 ever find love?
Is Dr. Mario actually a real doctor?
Can mushrooms make your car go fast?
Can fishy boopkins steal the declaration of independence?
Is it possible to see John Cena?
Can Mario actually become Paper Mario?
Is Bob the most annoying creature in the world?
Can POW-blocks cause a tsunami? Attempt #1
Can POW-blocks cause a tsunami? Attempt #2
Are the koopa kids actually Bowser's children?
Do piranha plants have legs?
Can Mario slap everyone in the kingdom on the ass in under 10 seconds?
Can Mario survive an ass whoopin'?