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The Police has different types of police in SMG4's Bloopers. See Police (Disambiguation).



The Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police (RMKP) (also known as the singular forms Officers and Cops) are recurring characters in the SMG4 series.

They are primarily blue recolors of Marios that serve as the residential and uniformed federal law enforcement in the Mushroom Kingdom. Whenever they appear, it is often out of nowhere and proclaim "STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!" upon doing so. They are often portrayed as being the enemies of Yoshi, as he regularly commits tax fraud. The policemen are notable for their overly violent behavior when handling crimes. Due to this, their actions come off as less like justice and more like police brutality, breaking the law and police protocol numerous times very much like criminals they're hired to stop themselves, but with the power of law enforcement behind them. They're also very stupid and gullible, as they will arrest anyone who commits a crime, even if it is accidental, or for a good reason. They also have a liking for donuts, just like several real-life policemen. In fact, some of the reasons why they arrest or attack the main cast (as well as give a 5-star wanted level) is due to them either ruining (In R64: Stupid Mario Kart, Fishy Boopkins accidentally ran over a cop's donut) or stealing their donuts (In SMG4: If Mario was in... Deltarune, Mario stole Undyne's donut, which resulted in her getting so mad that she gave him a 5-star wanted level and called the military on him).

They appear in a number of SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos, occasionally as antagonists. The policeman's color code is blue all over, except his skin which is left at the default color, however, as of SMG4: The Mario Café, they use a new custom model resembling normal policemen.

Some of them are shipping police officers, as shown in Mario Preschool.

Hal Monitor is the chief police officer in Season 10, and Meggy Spletzer is a rookie officer as of SMG4: Officer Meggy.


  1. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Crime Time debut
  2. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: SMG4 VS SMG3 Cameo
  3. Super Mario 64 Short - Mario Swag Cameo
  4. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Thugger Hugger Cameo
  5. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Party Rock Prisoners
  6. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Awkward Weddings
  7. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 0% of Spaghetti
  8. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: A Lost Luigi
  9. Super Mario 64 Short - Mario Swag
  10. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Spaghetti Law.
  11. 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) 50,000 subs! Cameo
  12. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Free Lunch for Mario Cameo
  13. R64: Idiot karts 101 Cameo
  14. R64: the 1337 p0lice
  15. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Birthday Freakout.
  16. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Mario Attorney
  17. R64: A Dose of Dr. Mario
  18. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: %99% Beroken
  19. Super Pokeman 64: GYMS AND BADGES Cameo
  20. The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket.
  21. SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition) Cameo
  22. Sonic the derphog: Eggventure (GET IT!?) Cameo
  23. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: SwagQuest Cameo
  24. R64: Mario for Hire.
  25. Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness Of Eggman(?)
  26. The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem
  27. Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Visitor. (2014)
  28. SM64: HalloWeegee Special 2014 Cameo
  29. R64: Freddy's spaghettiria
  30. SM64: The Retardness of 2014 Cameo
  31. R64: Son of a bowser. Cameo
  32. SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?
  33. R64: the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.Cameo
  34. SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown
  35. The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins
  36. R64: Mario the Olympian
  37. DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent
  38. SM64: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!
  39. The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS
  40. R64: Stupid Mario Kart (Gmod police)
  41. Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE (Gmod police)
  42. SMG4: Mario VS Donkey Kong
  43. SMG4 Halloween 2017: Trick Or Treat Wars (Gmod police)
  44. SMG4: The Movie Audition
  45. SMG4 Christmas 2017: The XMAS Discovery
  46. Guards N' Retards: The Vacation (Gmod police)
  47. SMG4: Mario's Dangerous Delivery (Normal and Gmod)
  48. SMG4: Mario Preschool
  49. SMG4: The Mario Café
  50. SMG4: Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
  51. SMG4 Christmas 2018: The Most Important ThingCameo
  52. SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus HuntCameo
  53. SMG4: Super Challenge 64
  54. SMG4: Mario's Prison Escapeflashback
  55. SMG4: The Japan Trip Cameo
  57. SMG4: Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying (GMOD Police)


Royal Mushroom Kingdom Coast Guard (RMKCG)

This division patrols the coastal areas of the Mushroom Kingdom, to combat piracy within their waters.

Anime Secret Service (ASS) (disbanded)

This former division was created in the wake of the anime ban during the first part of The Anime Arc. Their mission at that time was to stop the distribution of anime/manga related materials. In the second part, they fought against the Anime Cartel during the Battle of Anime Island.

Royal Mushroom Kingdom National Guard (RMKNG)

This division is to guard Peach's Castle. The closest that comes to this would be the Toad Guards.

Royal Mushroom Kingdom Harbor Patrol (RMKHP)

This division patrols the harbors and ports in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Royal Mushroom Kingdom Sheriff's Department (RMKSD)

This division consists of police officers patrolling the rural areas of the Mushroom Kingdom, like one town in the mountainous snowy areas in SMG4: Little Penguin Lost.

Royal Mushroom Kingdom Border Patrol (RMKBP)

This division patrols the Mushroom Kingdom's borders, most importantly the borders of Sarasaland, Eagleland, and the city-state of Inkopolis. It also acts as a customs agency, with officers standing at the security check at the Mushroom Kingdom-Metro International Airport.

Royal Mushroom Kingdom Park Ranger Division (RMKPRD)

This division patrols the Mushroom Kingdom's national parks and nature reserves.

The Shipping Police

Appears in SMG4: Mario Preschool, who appears to stop any illegal shippings.



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