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Here is the transcript to Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Visitor.

Transcript

(A black figure walks to the castle, pulls out a spork)

Figure: It's raping time!

(Cuts to inside the castle)

Toad: Somewhere, beyond this world, IS ADVENTURE! ARE YOU READY? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Peach wakes up and comes out of her bedroom)

Peach: Shut up!

(Toad puts his head down and sad music plays whislt doing it, then walks towards the center of the castle)

Peach: Thank you. (closes door)

(Toad resumes what he is doing)

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Toad lands on the ground and stares at the Figure that came into the castle)

Toad: My name's Toad! And I like spaghetti!

(The figure charges at Toad)

Toad: Do you want me to make you macaroni?

(After this, a cut sound makes, then the screen turns black, meaning that the Figure killed Toad)

(It is daytime and the camera shows the view of the castle. Mario is seen walking out his door)

Mario: Good morning Mushroom Kingdom!

(Mario eats spaghetti, then puts his butt on Peach, then break dances in Bowser's Lair, Bowser then yells and explodes. Mario then reaches to the bathroom, he gets angry afterwards)

Mario: Toad!!? You've been using the toilet the whole morning!?! You know how long you made me wait! ...Toad? ...You didn't fall asleep or...ahh screw it!

(Mario uses the toilet with Toad's head stuck inside, SMG4 then walks up to Mario)

SMG4: Uhh Mario...?

Mario: Blame Toad! His afro is blocking the toilet!

SMG4: Ok! One...two...three...pull!

(Mario and SMG4 pulls Toad out of the toilet, and witness that he has blood all over his body, they and Luigi then get surprised. Luigi then panics, Mario then hits him)

SMG4: Calm down, Luigi! I'm sure Toad just had a nose bleed or his period!

(Dr. Mario then comes and looks at Toad)

Dr. Mario: ...He's dead...

Luigi: OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SMG4: Should we...uhh...call the police?

Mario: Ehhh, it's just Toad...

SMG4: Ok. I guess that makes sense.

(Mario then completely locks the entrance shut)

Mario: There Luigi! The scary monsters won't come in anymore.

(Mario dims the lights and Luigi goes to his bed, then a glass break sound is heard, Luigi then looks at the door, the door suddenly is locked)

Luigi: Uhh...SOMEBODY!?

(Luigi shivers, but then gets angry and pulls out his Poltergust 4000)

Luigi: Okie dokey, look out-a! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!

(Luigi turns on the Poltergust 4000 and puts on some shades. A figure of Luigi does his Death Stare appears on the screen. Mario then busts the door open)

Mario: GET IN MAH BELLY!

(Luigi gets scared and throws the Poltergust 4000 at Mario)

Mario: Calm down! Jeez...I forgot my spaghetti.

(Mario leaves the room and Luigi then calms down)

Mario: Luigi!

(Mario comes back to the room and has a mask and a chainsaw)

Mario: YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW, HACKYBASS?!

(Luigi then screams and jumps out the window)

Mario: Luigi! Mama mia...

Luigi: Eeeee...help me!

(Figure appears, making a sound)

Luigi: Eeeeeeeeee....Stay back! I got a chainsaw!

(Luigi shows his Poltergust 4000, turns it on, pretends it to be a chainsaw to scare away the figure, and makes ominous sounds, possibly chainsaw ones. The figure then charges at Luigi, while Luigi screams, stabs him and shoves him into a toilet)

(The next day, Luigi is in a toliet in the castle with a minister Toad next to him.  SMG4 looks shocked but Mario doesn't show any emotion.)

Minister Toad: Here lies Luigi. He ran fast and died with mercy.

SMG4: What is with all these toliet deaths!? D:

Mario: I don't know!  But I'm going to call this murderer: the toliet terminator.  Don't worry!  We got police lookout for anyone holding suspicous toliets!

(Peach enters the castle and pulls out a toliet)

Peach: I don't know how our toilets keep disapearing.  I have to keep buying new ones.

(Mario thinks Peach had something to do with the murder and gets angry.)

Mario:  GET THAT MOTHERF**KER!!

(A bunch of police officers appear and attack Peach.)

Peach: *screaming* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Mario: *proud with himself and starts dancing*  Yipee!  Yipee!

(SMG4 looks annoyed.)

(scene cuts to various scenes in a camera)

Lakitu: Oh fuf, oh what the fuck?

(he heard a noise)

Lakitu: ice cream! Oh Ice cream! Oh yeah!

Lakitu: ice cream?

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