I kill Oshawott by telling him that he's failed this city, and shooting him with an arrow near a pool. This causes him to fall into the pool, causing him to drown. Then, for four years, his son planned his revenge to prove to me that I kill everything I touch, later killing himself in order to detonate bombs that would kill my son's mother.
I kill the person above me by throwing up a kidney stone. (I’m sorry if some of these ways to kill are more disturbing than usual. They’re all Indie Game items. In this case, it’s the Kidney Stone from TBoI. TL;DR, I don’t want to end up shamed like King so I’m posting this here to make everyone aware of this.)
I kill Asian by first eating both his arms, then his legs, then tearing his face right off his head. So you will by this armless, legless, faceless thing won't you? Rolling down the street, like a turd, in the wind. Do you feel me? Because we are Venom.
I Kill GingerBoi1 the old fashion way, by traveling to a different universe and learning the power of the godfathers by being taught by God's Servant, then I travel back in time to stop WWII and given the power of immortality by god and then using my power to kill you.
I Kill Dialga by coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead after coming back from the dead. (this is accurate)
I kill GingerBoi by escaping using a macaroni that I made using a scissel that I got from Satan's Grand Child's Sister's best friend's teacher's grandfather's victim's best friend's sister's husband's pet turtle's kidnapper's first other person to edit his article on the OnyxKing Wiki's mom's lawyer's 4th grade class clown's favorite YouTuber's grandson (not Billy, the one that was ran over)'s Pet Pink Naked Mole Rat's friend's hedgehog's friend echidna's friend fox who knows da wae's pet rabbit's animated rabbit friend who was locked in a shed or something's favorite football player's private cook's childhood worst friend's killer's dad's comedic killer friend's annoying waifu obsessed turtle's friend thot's fat Italian plumber's brother's mushroom friend's fat Australian's brother's wife's friend who's a mushroom with glasses' dolphin friend's cyborg friend's duck.
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