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(Luigi walks to Wario Bros. Residents and meet up with Waluigi)
Luigi: Hey! Waluigi...I'm sick of Mario... and everyone treating me like a no-body....
Instead of being a B-class hero... I want to a B-class villain, like you! Will you teach your ways?
Waluigi: Have you captured a hero?
Luigi: No!
Waluigi: Have you ever ...um.. kicked an old man?
Luigi: Nooo!
Waluigi: Hmm...we're going to have in...
How to be a villain!
(Waluigi plays a saxophone)
Wah!
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Imma number one! Wah!
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
(Waluigi place Waluigi's Villain Boot Camp on the screen)
Waluigi: Imma number one!
(Cut to Waluigi teaching and Luigi is in a chair)
Waluigi: Now listen closely...
Luigi: Ok
Waluigi: If you wanna be like Waluigi...
Then youre gonna have to listen to me! If being an evil villain is your goal...
(Waluigi points to a sign with Waluigi on it)
Waluigi:Then you have to be a big asshole
(Waluigi kicks the sign and Old Man Hobo gets crushed)
Waluigi: Wahaha!
(Cut to Waluigi and Luigi in a forest)
Waluigi: First change your speech and WAH around.
Make sure to only make that sound!
Luigi: Weegee?
Waluigi: No,no, no! Not like that.
(Cut to Waluigi peeking around a corner)
(Waluigi screams "WAH!" and scares Frankie)
Frankie: AH! OMG! OMG! Oh!
Luigi: Wow
Luigi: (to Bowser) Wa.
(Bowser punches Luigi)
(Cut to Waluigi kicking a mailbox with a building on fire in the background)
(Luigi kick a rock and does a evil laugh)
(Cut to Waluigi put posters up of him)
(Luigi puts a poster of him)
(Waluigi hits Luigi)
Waluigi: Imma number one!
(Cut to Waluigi and Luigi in a bush near Mario)
Waluigi: Hahaha.. Now look at this Bomb,that I just bought. When I say "WAH", Be ready to thrah! Wah!
(Luigi hits Waluigi with bomb)
Waluigi:Throw it at him not me! Ugh, lets try something else.
(Bob-omb blows up on Waluigi)
(Cut to Waluigi with a Spiny Shell)
Waluigi: Now listen here, throw this shell! It sure to make him go through hell!
(Luigi throws the Spiny Shell at Mario)
Waluigi: Hahahaha!
(Spiny Shell targets Waluigi)
Waluigi: Wait, what? Wait! No,NOOO!
(Waluigi gets blown up)
(Cut to Waluigi chasing Mario with a net with Luigi following)
(Waluigi is chasing Mario with a tank which Luigi is pushing)
(Waluigi is raging)
(Waluigi dress Luigi as spaghetti)
Waluigi: Wa, ha ha!
Mario: Hmm?
Luigi: No!
Mario:WHOOO!
(Mario goes to eat Luigi)
(Waluigi traps Mario in a cage)
Waluigi:Imma number one!
( Waluigi pushes the cage with a surprise Mario inside to his base)
Luigi: Ohhhhh.
Waluigi:Wa hah ha ha ha ha ha!
(Mario crying)
(Luigi sneaks by Waluigi and frees Mario)
Mario: RUN BITCH!
(Waluigi gets on a mech and chases Mario and Luigi)
Waluigi: Imma number one!
(Luigi hits trash can/garbage bin purposely and banana comes out)
(Mec slips on banana peel)
(Waluigi lands on the ground)
Waluigi: Waluigi number one!
(Waluigi does the dab and takes out rocket launcher but his mech falls on him)
Mario: BITCH!
Luigi: I'm...sorry Waluigi. I guess I'm not cut out to be a crappy villain.
(Mario and Luigi walk away)
Waluigi: Wah... Stupid plumber think he's so dumb. My ass will show them. I hate my life. But I will always be Number 1...!